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(Deadline)   Jason Segel to turn last year's $20 million theft of maple syrup from Canada into an hilarious American comedy   (deadline.com) divider line 23
    More: Amusing, Jason Segel, Canadians, maple syrup, Seth Gordon, comedy, Seth Rogen, Evan Goldberg, Jason Statham  
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2013-09-25 02:31:53 AM  
Meh. Call me in five years when they do the gritty, hard-as-nails reboot starring Zap Rowsdower.
 
2013-09-25 02:42:56 AM  
 
2013-09-25 02:44:13 AM  

EdgeRunner: Meh. Call me in five years when they do the gritty, hard-as-nails reboot starring Zap Rowsdower.


Call me in ten when it shows up on whatever the MST3K guys are doing at that point,

/Canadian Bacon
 
2013-09-25 03:19:45 AM  
There is nothing funny about a maple syrup heist.
/Drawn and quartered.
//And surviving family members must serve pancakes/waffles to the rest of North America's population.
 
2013-09-25 04:21:31 AM  
Who says "an hilarious"?  Canadians?
 
2013-09-25 05:09:11 AM  
Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.
 
2013-09-25 05:38:34 AM  

robohobo: Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.


What's wrong with cobie smulders?
 
2013-09-25 05:44:02 AM  
So, they only stole about 10-15 gallons of the stuff?
 
2013-09-25 05:45:57 AM  
I think it's telling that Canada has an International Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve. I'm wondering if they also have smaller Tactical Maple Syrup Reserves scattered across the country. And some people laugh at Canada's military prowess. We'll see who has the last laugh.
 
2013-09-25 05:46:08 AM  

thecpt: robohobo: Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.

What's wrong with cobie smulders?


Nothing that I know of, I don't follow celebrities personal lives. I'm speaking of the characters themselves.
 
2013-09-25 05:55:00 AM  
I am genuinely uncomfortable thinking about anything that's as sticky as syrup.

The thought of this movie gives me the shivers.
 
2013-09-25 06:03:34 AM  

thecpt: robohobo: Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.

What's wrong with cobie smulders?


She hasn't released a lesbian sex video with Alyson Hannigan.
 
2013-09-25 07:53:52 AM  
Jason Segel to turn last year's $20 million theft of maple syrup from Canada into an hilarious American comedy movie.

FTFY
 
2013-09-25 08:16:27 AM  
This Segel character is convinced is nowhere near as funny as he thinks he is.
 
2013-09-25 08:17:32 AM  
In true Hollywood fashion (see U-571) the characters will all be American and the movie will be set in the U.S and there will be no reference to Quebec at all.
 
2013-09-25 08:52:52 AM  

lasercannon: thecpt: robohobo: Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.

What's wrong with cobie smulders?

She hasn't released a lesbian sex video with Alyson Hannigan.


i94.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-25 09:14:14 AM  
"Anne Sutherland. Over $20 million worth of maple syrup was stolen in 2012 from Quebec's Federation of Maple Syrup Producers and to date, over 20 individuals have been arrested in conjunction with the heist as prosecutors try to make the charges stick."

s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-25 09:53:59 AM  
It was a goddamn tragedy is what it was. TOO SOON.
 
2013-09-25 10:01:50 AM  

robohobo: thecpt: robohobo: Maple syrup is all kinds of blurgh. I know people worship the stuff, I just don't get it.

/Marshall is the ONLY decent person in HIMYM.

What's wrong with cobie smulders?

Nothing that I know of, I don't follow celebrities personal lives. I'm speaking of the characters themselves.


Is this site that pedantic? I meant robin
 
2013-09-25 12:15:59 PM  
Disapointed if they don't call this Ocean's Poutine.
 
2013-09-25 12:21:21 PM  

fatalvenom: "Anne Sutherland. Over $20 million worth of maple syrup was stolen in 2012 from Quebec's Federation of Maple Syrup Producers and to date, over 20 individuals have been arrested in conjunction with the heist as prosecutors try to make the charges stick."


Segal's Muppet movie was good. Damn thing seemed to have a billion little sentimental sweet spots.
 
2013-09-26 03:16:43 AM  
McGrits:

Segal's Muppet movie was good. Damn thing seemed to have a billion little sentimental sweet spots.

Ugh, no it wasn't. We really tried to keep watching it, but after walking away from it twice we just rewatched the Muppet Movie again.
 
2013-09-26 03:17:20 AM  

Krumet: I think it's telling that Canada has an International Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve. I'm wondering if they also have smaller Tactical Maple Syrup Reserves scattered across the country. And some people laugh at Canada's military prowess. We'll see who has the last laugh

flapjack.

FTFY
 
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