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(Decatur Daily)   Sitting in your recliner and firing your shotgun at invisible gorillas is no way to go through life, son   (decaturdaily.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-24 08:43:15 PM  
The beauty is that come winter time, a delusional man in an easy chair shoots all the gorillas to death.
 
2013-09-24 08:59:42 PM  
Yeah, I can understand that if they were all around you.  There you are, frightened by all the gorillas in the midst.
 
2013-09-24 09:01:56 PM  
That sounds like more fun than a double-barrel of monkeys.
 
2013-09-24 09:17:17 PM  
Maybe he saw guerrillas? Or maybe he ate about 30 microdots?
 
2013-09-24 09:19:21 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-09-24 09:31:36 PM  
You're not the boss of me
 
2013-09-24 09:50:33 PM  
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2013-09-24 09:50:57 PM  
Speak for yourself, Subby.
 
2013-09-24 09:54:35 PM  
www.psychologytoday.com
 
2013-09-24 09:58:07 PM  
I turned mine into a ball.

content6.flixster.com
 
2013-09-24 09:58:42 PM  
 
2013-09-24 10:00:55 PM  
My grandfather had severe dementia and would shoot at other cars with a banana. In Los Angeles.
 
2013-09-24 10:01:09 PM  
Am I the only one disappointed that decaturdaily.com isn't a daily website for de caturday?
 
2013-09-24 10:01:22 PM  
seems like a good way to spend a weekend however
 
2013-09-24 10:06:22 PM  

FunkOut: My grandfather had severe dementia and would shoot at other cars with a banana. In Los Angeles.


Somehow, the "in Los Angeles" part of this statement made it seem much less weird.
 
2013-09-24 10:06:23 PM  
If I can see them, they are not invisible, dammit!
 
2013-09-24 10:07:52 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: FunkOut: My grandfather had severe dementia and would shoot at other cars with a banana. In Los Angeles.

Somehow, the "in Los Angeles" part of this statement made it seem much less weird.



^ THIS ^

LA has the best bananas.
 
2013-09-24 10:08:29 PM  
Beats shooting real gorillas from a bar stool
 
2013-09-24 10:10:14 PM  
Hey, are you doing anything about the invisible gorillas?  No?  Then why don't you just shut up and have some respect for the veterans of our gorilla wars?
 
2013-09-24 10:11:20 PM  

symptomoftheuniverse: FunkOut: My grandfather had severe dementia and would shoot at other cars with a banana. In Los Angeles.

Somehow, the "in Los Angeles" part of this statement made it seem much less weird.


Yeah, I figure the neighbourhood had him tagged as "Abuelo Banano Loco".
 
2013-09-24 10:25:34 PM  
The f*ck it isn't.
 
2013-09-24 10:37:13 PM  
FTFC:
roger vinsonposted at 7:05 pm on Tue, Sep 24, 2013.Posts: 3How about no guns for this guy !!!!
Log In to report.


Clearly, the gorillas have gotten to Roger Vinson, no one is safe.
 
2013-09-24 10:47:50 PM  

LordOfThePings: Oblig selective attention vid


Yep, I came here to post the Attention Blindness Gorilla Video, too. It's extra obligatory if you actually majored in this stuff.

Bonus: the actual title of the paper published on this study was "Gorillas in Our Midst". (good thought, I_Am_Weasel, but long since done)

/cognitive science: doing really silly experiments since about the 1970s
 
2013-09-24 11:04:46 PM  
That's just crazy. There's no way you can shoot invisible gorillas with a shot gun. That's why the NRA exists to protect your right to buy mortars and grenade launchers.

To save your home from invisible gorillas, it is vital that everybody have a right to buy any kind of firearms and ammo, except young black men, of course. And hippy commies with more than 0.1 grams of pot in their vicinity. Anybody that Southern sheriffs choose to arrest, in fact. But apart from non-Republicans, everybody has a duty to be armed and ready to repulse invisible invaders at all times.
 
2013-09-24 11:08:35 PM  
Perhaps he should have attempted to reason with the gorillas.
 
2013-09-24 11:23:07 PM  

a particular individual: Perhaps he should have attempted to reason with the gorillas.


Listen, and understand. That gorilla is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has your banana
 
2013-09-24 11:37:29 PM  
It's more fun shooting an invisible shotgun at the real gorillas in the zoo. Little kid's join in the fun sometimes to the dismay of their parents and the primate information lady.
 
2013-09-24 11:45:25 PM  

HisBoyLeroy: It's more fun shooting an invisible shotgun at the real gorillas in the zoo. Little kid's join in the fun sometimes to the dismay of their parents and the primate information lady.


Do you mean the First Lady? Because that's offensive
 
2013-09-24 11:48:54 PM  

HisBoyLeroy: It's more fun shooting an invisible shotgun at the real gorillas in the zoo. Little kid's join in the fun sometimes to the dismay of their parents and the primate information lady.


The look on the kids faces is even better when you use a real shotgun at livestock.  Or if there's no livestock just call out the farm dog.
 
2013-09-25 12:08:01 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: a particular individual: Perhaps he should have attempted to reason with the gorillas.

Listen, and understand. That gorilla is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has your banana


A nice cup of tea, then?
 
2013-09-25 12:13:02 AM  

Dow Jones and the Temple of Doom: HisBoyLeroy: It's more fun shooting an invisible shotgun at the real gorillas in the zoo. Little kid's join in the fun sometimes to the dismay of their parents and the primate information lady.

Do you mean the First Lady? Because that's offensive


Right oN! Hillary Clinton is The Information Lady
 
2013-09-25 12:23:48 AM  
Ready for a home invasion.
 
2013-09-25 02:06:12 AM  
La-Z-Boy and shotgun is bad, Got it.

But I have a BarcaLounger and a 30.06

that's still ok, right?
 
2013-09-25 02:09:49 AM  

Dumb-Ass-Monkey: La-Z-Boy and shotgun is bad, Got it.

But I have a BarcaLounger and a 30.06

that's still ok, right?


Only for hunting invisible baboons.
 
2013-09-25 02:25:13 AM  
Wonderous apparitions, provided by magicians, Doo Doo Doo lookin' out my back door.
 
2013-09-25 03:07:09 AM  

Noticeably F.A.T.: The f*ck it isn't.


It does sound like a lot of fun, eh?
 
2013-09-25 05:12:14 AM  
yeah you should only fire your shotgun at visible gorillas son.
 
2013-09-25 07:39:13 AM  
 
2013-09-25 08:26:10 AM  

MaudlinMutantMollusk: a particular individual: Perhaps he should have attempted to reason with the gorillas.

Listen, and understand. That gorilla is out there. It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop, ever, until it has your banana


Hasta la vista, banana.
 
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