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2013-09-24 05:11:52 PM  
Boobies
 
2013-09-24 05:16:53 PM  
shiat, biatch, Motherfarker.
 
2013-09-24 05:17:18 PM  
shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits

/which one doesn't belong?
 
2013-09-24 05:51:02 PM  
XXX-XX-XXXX

Cool!  Still works!
 
2013-09-24 05:51:59 PM  
938-85-5562


BOB SAGET!!
 
2013-09-24 05:56:11 PM  

haemaker: XXX-XX-XXXX

Cool!  Still works!


Obscure enough so your comment won't be deleted. Good job :D
 
2013-09-24 05:56:54 PM  
But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?
 
2013-09-24 05:59:37 PM  

BKITU: But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?


Talk radio?
 
2013-09-24 06:01:14 PM  
I agree with Steven. I was able to make 11.37$ US each hour by working in my own home and eating dung. I can make my own hours and eat the dung. Check this out!

www.fruby.lm.Sexfart.net.zb.
 
2013-09-24 06:06:28 PM  

comhcinc: BKITU: But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?

Talk radio?


ROLL TIDE!
 
2013-09-24 06:07:25 PM  

Cake Hunter: I agree with Steven. I was able to make 11.37$ US each hour by working in my own home and eating dung. I can make my own hours and eat the dung. Check this out!

www.fruby.lm.Sexfart.net.zb.


KIK
 
2013-09-24 06:57:04 PM  
What is weird to me is I click on so many different videos, many just live music clips and ti seems like the comments now always end up with hardcore neo-nazi anti-semites railing against America and the Joos.
 
2013-09-24 06:59:02 PM  
How long until people complain that Google is "violating their 1st amendment rights"?
 
2013-09-24 07:00:21 PM  

wesmon: What is weird to me is I click on so many different videos, many just live music clips and ti seems like the comments now always end up with hardcore neo-nazi anti-semites railing against America and the Joos.


Arguments about whether God exists under funny kitten videos. Seriously.
 
2013-09-24 07:02:07 PM  
In Soviet Google Youtube censors you!
 
2013-09-24 07:02:29 PM  
They should really just post 4chan threads under the video, it would be just as offensive but at least you'd get funny GIFs now and then.
 
2013-09-24 07:03:01 PM  

BKITU: But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?


Xbox Live?
 
2013-09-24 07:03:30 PM  
Can't wait until the FARK censors start                                                                  because that would be crazy.
 
2013-09-24 07:03:43 PM  
imgs.xkcd.com

/oblig
 
2013-09-24 07:07:40 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits

/which one doesn't belong?


Tits.  It doesn't sound offensive.  It sounds like a snack.  Cheese tits, corn tits, tater tits.
 
2013-09-24 07:07:51 PM  
Faaaake.
 
2013-09-24 07:10:32 PM  
I just use the Herp Derp filter (pops) when I go there.
 
2013-09-24 07:11:05 PM  
Fark filters are a really neat idea. It takes the edge off insults, and that means people won't get wounded and engage in a really drawn-out shiat-flinging match with one another. The more recent filter on f*ggot is a good one too, even if I have run afoul of it.
 
2013-09-24 07:11:24 PM  
And Google wonders why hardly anyone ever changes their account to use their real name instead on there..
 
2013-09-24 07:13:02 PM  

Noah_Tall: AliceBToklasLives: shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits

/which one doesn't belong?

Tits.  It doesn't sound offensive.  It sounds like a snack.  Cheese tits, corn tits, tater tits.


Bet ya can't have just one.
 
2013-09-24 07:18:45 PM  
The filters here are a biatchallenging, though.  When I Boobies something in preview, it would be nice to see what/where the filter will destroy.
 
2013-09-24 07:19:26 PM  

kittyhas1000legs: I just use the Herp Derp filter (pops) when I go there.


hugs kittyhas1000000000000000legs

I use that too.
 
2013-09-24 07:23:52 PM  
But it's going to take several generations to unknow the fact that people are vile see you next Tuesdays.
 
2013-09-24 07:25:08 PM  

wxboy: How long until people complain that Google is "violating their 1st amendment rights"?


The Ron Paul supporters all seemed to disappear.
 
2013-09-24 07:26:29 PM  

styckx: And Google wonders why hardly anyone ever changes their account to use their real name instead on there..


Well, now instead of asking every week or so, they just make a new Google+ account under your username and link it to your real name account (should you have one). Then they'll screw up your subscriptions, again.
 
2013-09-24 07:31:28 PM  
This is an outrage! We better go to war with Syria to protect our freedom!
 
2013-09-24 07:33:35 PM  
Well shiat, now I have to try!

fark. fark. fark.
Mother mother fark. Mother mother fark fark. Mother fark mother fark.
Noise noise noise.
1 2 1 2 3 4
Noise noise noise.
Smokin weed, smokin weed.
Doin' coke, drinkin beers.
Drinkin beers, beers beers.
Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts.
Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts.
Rollin' blunts and smokin um'

15 bucks, little man, put that shiat in my hand.
If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe.
My jungle love.
Oh e oh e oh.
I think I wanna know ya know ya ... yeah, what.
 
2013-09-24 07:34:48 PM  
The problem with giving uploaders the power to censor/delete comments is that the derpy ones who post Sovereign Citizen crap, for example, will be able to delete the posts that point out what a load of crap they are and leave the comments looking like the video is well received and reasonable. Like the moderators on the Daily Mail website do with their user comments on their derpy articles.
 
2013-09-24 07:35:38 PM  

AliceBToklasLives: Noah_Tall: AliceBToklasLives: shiat, piss, fark, coont, cocksucker, motherfarker, tits

/which one doesn't belong?

Tits.  It doesn't sound offensive.  It sounds like a snack.  Cheese tits, corn tits, tater tits.

Bet ya can't have just one.


No, but more than a handful and it's just wasteful.
 
2013-09-24 07:36:00 PM  
Ok, one last one...

Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fark it!
 
2013-09-24 07:36:47 PM  
It took me two and a half years to start reading the comments on Fark. I don't think I'll ever read the comments on YouTube. I also avoid reading the wall art in public restrooms.
 
2013-09-24 07:42:16 PM  

BKITU: But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?


Just watch the videos of the Atlanta mall security guard.
 
2013-09-24 07:49:03 PM  

Glitchwerks: BKITU: But where am I going to get my daily dose of "N*GGER N*GGER N*GGER" now?

Just watch the videos of the Atlanta mall security guard.


This is Gangsta Rap.
 
2013-09-24 07:50:44 PM  
Penis.
 
2013-09-24 07:50:48 PM  
"man, that's gay" gets dropped on the daily
 
2013-09-24 07:50:49 PM  

red5ish: It took me two and a half years to start reading the comments on Fark. I don't think I'll ever read the comments on YouTube. I also avoid reading the wall art in public restrooms.


Oh the stupidity of You Tube comments will have you weeping for humanity.

Example:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DohRa9lsx0Q
 
2013-09-24 07:53:18 PM  
What if the comments aren't in English?

1 ебать твою мать
2 他媽的你的母親。
3 Cogida zure ama
4
5 զույգվել ձեր մայրիկին
6 sizin ana atdırmaq
7 আপনার মা যৌনসঙ্গম
8 Jebem ti mater
9 чука майка си
10 seru na tvou matku
11 kneppe din mor
12 kurat oma ema
13 magkantot iyong ina
14 γαμώ τη μάνα σας
לזיין את האמא שלך15
16 अपनी माँ बकवास
17 あなたの母親をファック
18 jancok ibu Panjenengan
19 엄마 섹스
20 kutomba mama yako
21 địt mẹ của bạn
 
2013-09-24 07:55:58 PM  
What is this Google+ they are talking about.
 
2013-09-24 08:03:00 PM  

Flint Ironstag: The problem with giving uploaders the power to censor/delete comments is that the derpy ones who post Sovereign Citizen crap, for example, will be able to delete the posts that point out what a load of crap they are and leave the comments looking like the video is well received and reasonable. Like the moderators on the Daily Mail website do with their user comments on their derpy articles.


Uploaders have had that power since the very early days of YouTube.
 
2013-09-24 08:08:08 PM  
Hey, watch this video about how Shapeshifting Lizard Aliens are controlling the World.  It must be true, there isn't a single comment saying that it isn't!
 
2013-09-24 08:13:20 PM  

nickleburn: Ok, one last one...

Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fark it!


wpmedia.blogs.windsorstar.com
 
2013-09-24 08:14:38 PM  

Kittypie070: nickleburn: Ok, one last one...

Pussy, pussy, pussy!
Come on in Pussy lovers!
Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half!
Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy!
This is a pussy blow out!
Alright, we got white pussy, black pussy, spanish pussy, yellow pussy. We got hot pussy, cold pussy. We got wet pussy. We got smelly pussy. We got hairy pussy, bloody pussy. We got snapping pussy. We got silk pussy, velvet pussy, naugahyde pussy. We even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy.
C'mon, you want pussy, come on in Pussy Lovers!
If we don't got it, you don't want it!
Come on in Pussy lovers!Attention pussy shoppers!
Take advantage of our penny pussy sale!
If you buy one piece of pussy at the regular price, you get another piece of pussy of equal or lesser value for only a penny!
Try and beat pussy for a penny!
If you can find cheaper pussy anywhere, fark it!

[wpmedia.blogs.windsorstar.com image 850x787]


Leave it to Kittypie070 to always bring the pussy
 
2013-09-24 08:15:38 PM  
that cat looks scared.
 
2013-09-24 08:17:41 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: that cat looks scared.


It's kinda the wrong pic, maybe.
 
2013-09-24 08:26:25 PM  

Clock Spider Jerusalem: wesmon: What is weird to me is I click on so many different videos, many just live music clips and ti seems like the comments now always end up with hardcore neo-nazi anti-semites railing against America and the Joos.

Arguments about whether God exists under funny kitten videos. Seriously.


Hey, funny kitten videos are second only to beer under things that are considered proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.
 
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