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(LA Times)   France: But I have diplomatic immunity. Israel: It's been revoked   (latimes.com) divider line 50
    More: Stupid, Palestinians, parliamentary immunity, international humanitarian law, persona non grata, Catherine Ashton, Israeli government, Israeli Army  
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2013-09-24 06:04:08 PM  
brianorndorf.typepad.com
 
2013-09-24 06:05:34 PM  

dustman81:


Ill get the lights
 
2013-09-24 06:05:42 PM  
Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit
 
2013-09-24 06:08:51 PM  

cman: Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit


Is it time for happy people images?
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 06:09:19 PM  
The French are claiming they're not surrendering?
 
2013-09-24 06:10:03 PM  

DORMAMU: dustman81:

Ill get the lights


Leave them on, it was too expected.
 
2013-09-24 06:10:12 PM  
Wouldn't it be easier to let everyone in the region kill each other without stepping in to help?
 
2013-09-24 06:15:14 PM  

Surool: Wouldn't it be easier to let everyone in the region kill each other without stepping in to help?


What, the European Union?
 
2013-09-24 06:16:22 PM  
Don't get in an argument with authorities. They don't care if you're wrong.
 
2013-09-24 06:16:39 PM  

Surool: Wouldn't it be easier to let everyone in the region kill each other without stepping in to help?


Well, we have problems with people in our own country who can't stop telling the rest of the world what to do

/inb4 someone says OMG GOP or OMG FARKLIBS
 
2013-09-24 06:17:16 PM  

wedun: Don't get in an argument with authorities. They don't care if you're wrong.


Don't get in an argument with authorities. They don't care if you're right.

//there we go.
 
2013-09-24 06:17:34 PM  
Does Isreal not have drones?

Has Obama not explained how its done by civilized nations?
 
2013-09-24 06:20:14 PM  

StopLurkListen: cman: Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit

Is it time for happy people images?
[i.imgur.com image 850x197]


hey that's mine
 
2013-09-24 06:20:32 PM  
Last week, Israeli authorities demolished the homes and structures of Khirbet Makhoul, a Palestinian community of around 20 families in the northern Jordan Valley after a legal ruling determined they were built without permits.

Now I'm sure they'll get around to demolishing all those illegal Israeli settlements, right?


cman: Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit


Do the toppings contain potassium benzoate?
 
2013-09-24 06:20:42 PM  
Slow, grinding ethnic cleansing ain't got no time for diplomacy or the international rule of law.
 
2013-09-24 06:20:49 PM  
how dare you don't credit me for the cropped adult documentary website banner
 
2013-09-24 06:28:36 PM  
images3.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2013-09-24 06:43:56 PM  
Israel's Jewishness is not negotiable.

And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory. The Muslims number in the billions and span from Africa to Asia - small loss considering their options.
 
2013-09-24 06:50:50 PM  

super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.


And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?
 
2013-09-24 06:56:34 PM  

Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?


I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.
 
2013-09-24 07:04:37 PM  

listernine: Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?

I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.


It's the Palestinians that are pretty insistent that not one Jew be in areas they control.  There are hundreds of thousands of Israeli Arabs, which all the "apartheid" idiots like to pretend isn't true.
 
2013-09-24 07:05:33 PM  

listernine: Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?

I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.


So move everyone to ghettos and remove any chance of upward mobility or bettering oneself?
 
2013-09-24 07:07:27 PM  
It'd be interesting if France expelled the Israeli Ambassador over this.

/does Israel have an embassy in France?
 
2013-09-24 07:17:46 PM  

Cyclometh: It'd be interesting if France expelled the Israeli Ambassador over this.

/does Israel have an embassy in France?


Yes.
 
2013-09-24 07:18:04 PM  

cman: Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit


You're like this weird, wrinkly old man that no one really understands. When it comes to issues you're like a dart player suffering from parkinsons.
 
2013-09-24 07:18:31 PM  
Now?  How about now?

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2013-09-24 07:21:57 PM  

Apik0r0s: Slow, grinding ethnic cleansing ain't got no time for diplomacy or the international rule of law.


Did anyone else read that as inter-racial bathtub porn?

/no?
//just me?
 
2013-09-24 07:22:15 PM  
Yah yah yah, Israel this Israel that.  Someone explain to me again why a diplomat shouldn't be immediately expelled for getting themselves involved in the internal politics of the host nation?

What a diplomat who is about to be expelled looks like.
 
2013-09-24 07:24:14 PM  

Apik0r0s: Slow, grinding ethnic cleansing ain't got no time for diplomacy or the international rule of law.


Is "slow, grinding ethnic cleansing" the new replacement for the phrase "slow-motion genocide" (popular rhetoric in years past)?

I would inquire further, but I'm off to McDonalds as part of my "slow-motion diet"...
 
2013-09-24 07:25:30 PM  

fusillade762: Last week, Israeli authorities demolished the homes and structures of Khirbet Makhoul, a Palestinian community of around 20 families in the northern Jordan Valley after a legal ruling determined they were built without permits.

Now I'm sure they'll get around to demolishing all those illegal Israeli settlements, right?


Exactly what I was thinking.  Ironic of the Israelis to accuse someone else of building without a permit.
 
2013-09-24 07:27:57 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: listernine: Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?

I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.

It's the Palestinians that are pretty insistent that not one Jew be in areas they control.  There are hundreds of thousands of Israeli Arabs, which all the "apartheid" idiots like to pretend isn't true.


There are about one million of them and they are almost without exception happy to be living in a prosperous, essentially secular, Western democracy rather than a standard issue Arab kleptocracy or religious dictatorship. Don't these people realize they're oppressed? But here's a joke:

An American tourist is in Rome when he sees a golden telephone sitting on a golden pedestal on a street corner. He asks a passerby "What is that?" and the passerby answers "That is a direct line to Heaven. Each call is $500." "Too expensive," thinks the American.

A few weeks later he's in Jerusalem and he again sees a golden telephone sitting on a golden pedestal. "Is that what I think it is?" he asks a passerby. "Yup," answers the guy, "It's a direct line to Heavem."

"How much is it?" the American asks and the guy answers "Fifty cents."

"Fifty cents! But in Rome it was $500!"

"Yes, but here it's a local call."
 
2013-09-24 07:37:32 PM  
This French chick punched an Israeli soldier.  She's lucky that she's only being expelled.
 
2013-09-24 07:55:12 PM  

listernine: Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?

I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.


So the homes they bulldozed were housing people with bombs strapped to themselves?
 
2013-09-24 08:17:19 PM  

Click Click D'oh: Yah yah yah, Israel this Israel that.  Someone explain to me again why a diplomat shouldn't be immediately expelled for getting themselves involved in the internal politics of the host nation?

What a diplomat who is about to be expelled looks like.


Dumbass
 
2013-09-24 08:25:46 PM  
You don't want France mad at you, Israel. They will name a stinky cheese after you.

/Who can forget L'empire de Pont-l'Évêque?
 
2013-09-24 09:17:14 PM  
Uh, just because you have diplomatic immunity doesn't mean you can run around & do whatever you want.

Diplomatic immunity does not work that way.
 
2013-09-24 09:23:44 PM  

dustman81: [brianorndorf.typepad.com image 400x194]


I always get that guy confused with Victor Maitland for some reason.  Probably the headshot death.

i2.listal.com
 
2013-09-24 09:41:21 PM  
Who cares?  He's French......
 
2013-09-24 10:11:09 PM  

cman: Welcome everyone to your bi-daily fark Israel/Israel Is The Best Country On The Earth thread

Popcorn is 99 pence

Cheap as it may be however it comes with hobo spit


fark Israel.
 
2013-09-24 10:37:59 PM  
Any other nation abusing an ally diplomat would be grounds for a declaration of war.
 
2013-09-24 10:39:09 PM  

super_grass: Israel's Jewishness is not negotiable.

And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory. The Muslims number in the billions and span from Africa to Asia - small loss considering their options.


You know who else wanted religious and ethnic purity.... which ironically led to this situation in the first place.
 
2013-09-24 10:50:43 PM  

super_grass: Israel's Jewishness is not negotiable.


Israel can be large, democratic, Jewish.

Pick two.
 
2013-09-25 12:02:37 AM  

Warlordtrooper: Any other nation abusing an ally diplomat would be grounds for a declaration of war.


No one was abused.  This lady punched a soldier, and they restrained her without harming her.  That was the least abusive option possible.
 
2013-09-25 12:08:46 AM  
Here's what we do: move Israel to Mexico.

The climate's similar and Mexico could use more Jews.
 
2013-09-25 12:10:24 AM  
I'm having a tough time understanding the following syllogism:

1. French diplomat punches Israeli soldier.
2. Soldiers restrain the diplomat; Israel revokes her diplomatic status.
3. This is Israel's fault.

JesusJuice: fark Israel.


Oh, I get it.  For the Howard Zinn crowd, it doesn't matter what goes into fields 1 & 2.  The output is predetermined.
 
2013-09-25 02:34:56 AM  
 
2013-09-25 09:15:47 AM  
I don't usually support Israel on Fark, but when I do, it's because the French are involved and acting like condescending jerks.

Stay thirsty my friends.
 
2013-09-25 11:57:40 AM  

vygramul: The French are claiming they're not surrendering?


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2013-09-25 12:06:57 PM  

Apik0r0s: listernine: Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?

I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.

So the homes they bulldozed were housing people with bombs strapped to themselves?


I was responding to the question of Godwin. If you want to know why they bulldozed the houses, I suggest RTFA.
 
2013-09-25 01:24:00 PM  

Apik0r0s: super_grass: And part of that Jewishness is a religious and ethnic purity within their territory.

And we're calling the other guy a racist. LOL

You know who else wanted ethnic purity within their territory?


...never thought I'd agree with a holocaust denier...

listernine: I don't think they want ethnic purity so much as keeping people with bombs strapped to their chests out of their state.


Sadly, the hyper-relgious douchebags have been gaining footholds politically in recent years.  While that may have been true with the original Israeli government, I'm not so sure it still holds...

vygramul: super_grass: Israel's Jewishness is not negotiable.

Israel can be large, democratic, Jewish-theocratic.

Pick two.


Pretty much this, though I add that "-theocratic" to recognize the possibility of the same kind of thing that gives minimal credence to the "christian nation" bullshiat here in America:  They want to be large and democratic?  Then they have to let the Arab/Muslim/Palestinian/whatever-I-give-up people have a say in what happens in that area, too.
They want to be large and Jewish-theocratic?  That pretty much gets rid of the whole "democracy" thing.
They want to have a Jewish-theocratic democracy (as oxymoronic as that may sound)?  Then they'll have to keep the borders small, because they literally have other people right at the border.
 
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