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(CBS News)   Four-year-old British boy to Kenyan mall gunman: "you are a very bad man and you should let us leave" Gunman: You're absolutely right about that, sorry, have a chocolate bar and be on your way, then   (cbsnews.com) divider line 94
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2013-09-24 04:33:01 PM
The militant from the al Qaeda-linked Somali terror group al-Shabab allegedly gave him a couple Mars bars and told his family: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters," before letting them escape.

I disagree.  You are monsters.

No Hero tag for the kid?
 
2013-09-24 05:14:59 PM
I bet everyone else feels like an idiot for not asking sooner.
 
2013-09-24 05:22:54 PM
No matter how old you are, or how badass you think you might be, if a four year old gives you a telling off, you'd better damn well apologise
 
2013-09-24 05:45:21 PM
"Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.
 
2013-09-24 05:50:17 PM
Yeah, I hate to pile on, but when you attack a mall, shooting to kill and wound people, holding them hostage for days, and brag about it, you pretty much are the definition of "monsters".
 
2013-09-24 06:10:51 PM
Here's a better picture of the kid.

www.tvworthwatching.com
 
2013-09-24 06:30:43 PM
You're ugly and your momma dresses you funny wasn't his go to?
 
2013-09-24 06:34:25 PM

Honest Bender: I bet everyone else feels like an idiot for not asking sooner.


i1.ytimg.com

Now, today, we're going to do marching up and down the square! That is, unless any of you got anything better to do. Well?! Anyone got anything they'd rather be doing than marching up and down the square?!
 
2013-09-24 06:34:49 PM
That's a bad assed kid, but most boys that age would stick up for their families.
 
2013-09-24 06:39:25 PM

doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.


The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.
 
2013-09-24 07:02:22 PM
a brief sliver of reason entered his brain when chewed out by a small child.
 
2013-09-24 07:04:40 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
 
2013-09-24 07:05:50 PM
And his heart grew three sizes that day.
 
2013-09-24 07:07:23 PM
When we grow up, we forget to tell the truth, we forget to call things as we see them.  We forget a lot important stuff, IMO.  This is the part of you that should remain forever young.
 
2013-09-24 07:07:42 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: No matter how old you are, or how badass you think you might be, if a four year old gives you a telling off, you'd better damn well apologise


And crawl away whimpering.
 
2013-09-24 07:08:12 PM

Mitch Taylor's Bro: Here's a better picture of the kid.

[www.tvworthwatching.com image 300x222]


We have digitally aged the child to determine what he will look like later in life:

i22.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 07:08:13 PM

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.


Bullshiat! The ones pulling the trigger and murdering an 8 month pregnant woman are not monsters? Fark you!
 
2013-09-24 07:08:45 PM

BizarreMan: The militant from the al Qaeda-linked Somali terror group al-Shabab allegedly gave him a couple Mars bars and told his family: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters," before letting them escape.

I disagree.  You are monsters.

No Hero tag for the kid?


There's been a few similar cases in the past.  A lot of these terrorist organizations are controlled by a hand full of crazy guys who are willing to kill anyone who goes against their authority.  They get members who don't realize just how exactly a big of group of murdering assholes they were joining and then they're too scared to leave or try to stop them.
 
2013-09-24 07:09:41 PM
 
2013-09-24 07:10:35 PM

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.


They became monsters when they chose to pull the trigger, or assist those who did.
 
2013-09-24 07:11:07 PM
Brits are historically good at putting minorities in their proper place.
 
2013-09-24 07:11:18 PM
This didn't happen.
 
2013-09-24 07:11:52 PM

Marcus Aurelius: The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.


No more war pigs have the power...
 
2013-09-24 07:12:58 PM

Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.


They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.
static.guim.co.uk

//yeah, godwinned for a reason.
 
2013-09-24 07:14:01 PM
Aww!

blog.placentabenefits.info
 
2013-09-24 07:17:45 PM
Whenever i see an article say "According to" and says a tabloid name (like 99% of the greens around here now) i just assume that its 100% bullshiat.
 
2013-09-24 07:19:37 PM

Farkenhostile: Whenever i see an article say "According to" and says a tabloid name (like 99% of the greens around here now) i just assume that its 100% bullshiat.


Yes, but it's Fark. We're being shiatty IRONICALLY.
 
2013-09-24 07:19:52 PM
"The terrorists said if any kids were alive in the supermarket they could leave. Amber made a decision to stand up and say, 'Yes'. Then Elliott argued with them and called them bad men.


So the terrorists were letting all the kids go and this one told them they were bad?
Article makes it seem like the kid is the reason they were let go.
 
2013-09-24 07:19:55 PM

JonnyG: This didn't happen.


Agree.
 
2013-09-24 07:21:35 PM

bunner: When we grow up, we forget to tell the truth, we forget to call things as we see them.  We forget a lot important stuff, IMO.  This is the part of you that should remain forever young.


I don't agree. People do not forget. They simply learn that it is more productive to go along to get along, not stick out from the crowd, etc. The voice is always there; they ignore it.
 
2013-09-24 07:22:25 PM

BizarreMan: The militant from the al Qaeda-linked Somali terror group al-Shabab allegedly gave him a couple Mars bars and told his family: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters," before letting them escape.

I disagree.  You are monsters.

No Hero tag for the kid?


My thoughts exactly... so, this.
 
2013-09-24 07:22:44 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.

They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.


//yeah, godwinned for a reason.


There are degrees of evil. Nazism is a perfect example.

Erwin Rommel? Great general, piss poor nazi; even plotted against hitler.

Herman Goering? Mediocre general; did a lot of the really war criminally stuff.
 
2013-09-24 07:24:57 PM

jigger: No more war pigs have the power...


irldefender.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-24 07:25:55 PM
 
2013-09-24 07:26:50 PM
That kid has balls of steel.
 
2013-09-24 07:28:02 PM

iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.

They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.


//yeah, godwinned for a reason.

There are degrees of evil. Nazism is a perfect example.

Erwin Rommel? Great general, piss poor nazi; even plotted against hitler.

Herman Goering? Mediocre general; did a lot of the really war criminally stuff.


Bullshiat! Rommel was not a Nazi, Goering obviously was. And that pic, guess it needs explanation, was of Nazi concentration guards. Ya know, the ones who were 'just following orders' as they committed mass murder.
 
2013-09-24 07:28:28 PM
uh huh.

sure.
 
2013-09-24 07:28:59 PM

DammitIForgotMyLogin: No matter how old you are, or how badass you think you might be, if a four year old gives you a telling off, you'd better damn well apologise


To be fair, a small child speaking the Queen's English would seem to have undue authority, and they are damned cute too.
 
2013-09-24 07:30:43 PM
The militant from the al Qaeda-linked Somali terror group al-Shabab allegedly gave him a couple Mars bars and told his family: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters," before letting them escape.

/I beg to differ. You murder innocent men, women, and children in the name of your God. That pretty much makes you a farking monster in my book. And handing out a candy bar and letting a few people go doesn't take that away. I hope you're dead and rotting now and in the hell you so richly deserve. And all your "brothers" with you. You are all of the same simple minded ignorant ilk who follow a book blindly, without any form of empathy or anything resembling human decency, compassion or love. The world will be better off when we eradicate your evil from our streets. So yes, you are a monster, just hoping a dead one now.
 
2013-09-24 07:32:08 PM
Are Mars bars halal?
 
2013-09-24 07:47:52 PM

Ow! That was my feelings!: iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.

They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.


//yeah, godwinned for a reason.

There are degrees of evil. Nazism is a perfect example.

Erwin Rommel? Great general, piss poor nazi; even plotted against hitler.

Herman Goering? Mediocre general; did a lot of the really war criminally stuff.

Bullshiat! Rommel was not a Nazi, Goering obviously was. And that pic, guess it needs explanation, was of Nazi concentration guards. Ya know, the ones who were 'just following orders' as they committed mass murder.


Hey, I did said Rommel was a piss poor nazi. He may have been very unenthusiastic towards nazism; but, you still had to be a party member in 1939 Germany.

I'd agree that, of the high command, Rommel was the least nazist.

As to the guards; they would have been shot if they didn't follow orders. The camp commandants, however, were in a much better position to actually stop what happened.

/ I do agree that a lot of the "just following orders" stuff was bull shiat.
 
2013-09-24 07:52:28 PM
Mummy,

A naked American man stole my balloons.

//Too obscure?
 
2013-09-24 07:55:57 PM
4 year old gets it.

In other news, the obama administration arms al qaeda and says al qaeda isn't our enemy.


Farking kid's brighter than the g.d. executive branch.
 
2013-09-24 07:59:46 PM

iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.

They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.


//yeah, godwinned for a reason.

There are degrees of evil. Nazism is a perfect example.

Erwin Rommel? Great general, piss poor nazi; even plotted against hitler.

Herman Goering? Mediocre general; did a lot of the really war criminally stuff.

Bullshiat! Rommel was not a Nazi, Goering obviously was. And that pic, guess it needs explanation, was of Nazi concentration guards. Ya know, the ones who were 'just following orders' as they committed mass murder.

Hey, I did said Rommel was a piss poor nazi. He may have been very unenthusiastic towards nazism; but, you still had to be a party member in 1939 Germany.

I'd agree that, of the high command, Rommel was the least nazist.

As to the guards; they would have been shot if they didn't follow orders. The camp commandants, however, were in a much better position to actually stop what happened.

/ I do agree that a lot of the "just following orders" stuff was bull shiat.



Rommel was not a farking Nazi.
 
2013-09-24 08:01:20 PM

iheartscotch: Hey, I did said Rommel was a piss poor nazi. He may have been very unenthusiastic towards nazism fascism; but, you still had to be a party member in 1939 Germany. he was never a member of the nazi party.

I'd agree that, of the high command, Rommel was the least nazist. fascist

As to the guards; they would have been shot if they didn't follow orders. The camp commandants, however, were in a much better position to actually stop what happened.

/ I do agree that a lot of the "just following orders" stuff was bull shiat.

 
2013-09-24 08:04:44 PM

worlddan: bunner: When we grow up, we forget to tell the truth, we forget to call things as we see them.  We forget a lot important stuff, IMO.  This is the part of you that should remain forever young.

I don't agree. People do not forget. They simply learn that it is more productive to go along to get along, not stick out from the crowd, etc. The voice is always there; they ignore it.



Plus, a four year old hasn't really grasped the notion that a crazy farker with a gun might ventilate his skull. Four year olds can't be fired, can't be dumped, can't really have their ass kicked*, etc. etc. etc.

For the average first-world four year old,  not getting a toy at the grocery store or having to watch the movie your sibling picked out is about as tragic as tragedy ever gets.

(I know there are some four year olds who have a an unfortunate familiarity with getting their asses kicked. And, while it's certainly not a good thing... those four year olds have generally learned to keep their heads down and not draw too much attention to themselves.)
 
2013-09-24 08:09:10 PM

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: iheartscotch: Ow! That was my feelings!: Marcus Aurelius: doglover: "Please forgive me, we are not monsters,"

No, you're monsters. And your organization is taking CREDIT for it instead of disowning you and offering to skin you alive and make you eat it like bacon? They're monsters, too.

The ones carrying out the attack are misguided fools.  It's the people that sent them on their mission that are the monsters.

They were just following orders, weren't they. cowardly, disgusting pov you got there.


//yeah, godwinned for a reason.

There are degrees of evil. Nazism is a perfect example.

Erwin Rommel? Great general, piss poor nazi; even plotted against hitler.

Herman Goering? Mediocre general; did a lot of the really war criminally stuff.

Bullshiat! Rommel was not a Nazi, Goering obviously was. And that pic, guess it needs explanation, was of Nazi concentration guards. Ya know, the ones who were 'just following orders' as they committed mass murder.

Hey, I did said Rommel was a piss poor nazi. He may have been very unenthusiastic towards nazism; but, you still had to be a party member in 1939 Germany.

I'd agree that, of the high command, Rommel was the least nazist.

As to the guards; they would have been shot if they didn't follow orders. The camp commandants, however, were in a much better position to actually stop what happened.

/ I do agree that a lot of the "just following orders" stuff was bull shiat.


Rommel was not a farking Nazi.


I guess, I've always assumed that the entire german high command belonged to the nazi party. I guess I'll actually have to look for confirmation. I know, that before he was forced to commit suicide, he was friends with Goebbels. He was hitler's favorite general and he appeared in a lot of propaganda.

/ I know that Rommel had reservations about Nazism

// off to google

/// Hell, even Schindler belonged to the party. And he's the most unnaziest unnazi to ever unnazi
 
2013-09-24 08:12:27 PM

OnlyM3: 4 year old gets it.

In other news, the obama administration arms al qaeda and says al qaeda isn't our enemy.

Farking kid's brighter than the g.d. executive branch.


the news articles I read about America in the Canadian news never mentioned anything like that. you must be one of those paranoid American crazies they talk about. you always think your political party of choice is awesome & the opposite party are the bad guys. whoever your current president is, some bunch of loud crazy farks is going on about how evil he is with stupid cartoons & over the top statements. you guys are so emotional. christ.
 
2013-09-24 08:13:51 PM
No one is a monster. Labeling someone a monster or evil is an intellectual punt. The world is real. Categories are human fiction.
 
2013-09-24 08:16:06 PM
I wonder if the crazed gunman, taking a break from murdering helpless civilians in the name of his disgusting and twisted religion of hate, actually paid for those two Mars bars?
 
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