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Blackberry jammed, street named after Mariano Rivera at risk of frequent closures, and Mount Sinabung erupts with delicious rolls and pastries: some of Fark's favorite Headlines of the Week for 9/15 - 9/21
Posted by Unfreakable at 2013-09-24 3:30:54 PM (6 comments) | Permalink

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Nothing to add this week; hope you like this batch. No, I said "batch". Damn filter blindness.

Headlines Of The Week for Sun 2013-09-15 to Sat 2013-09-21:

[image from too old to be available]  Salvage crews will undertake a daring attempt to raise the Concordia on Monday. Admiral Tolwyn hopes to complete operations before the Kilrathi can attack  

[image from too old to be available]  The Costa Concordia has been righted, after so many wronged  

[image from too old to be available]  Mount Sinabung erupts, causing panic as it rains down an assortment of delicious rolls and pastries  

[image from too old to be available]  Man in critical condition after being hit by ice-cream truck. If only there was some sort of audible warning that an ice-cream truck was barreling down on you at break-neck speeds approaching 3 mph  

[image from too old to be available]  Decapitated body found on subway tracks may have been man hit by train before he could head off to work  

[image from too old to be available]  Kim Jong Un loves dolphins. Oh sure, they go 2-0 and everyone is on the bandwagon  

[image from too old to be available]  Man in trouble with police after collecting 850 snakes at his home without formally registering his house as a law office  

[image from too old to be available]  Indian man arrested for 'suspicious tea-drinking.' Judge makes brisk work of charges. Says police took a steep path, not to hold him oolong  

[image from too old to be available]  Nickelodeon blacks out its channels with message to kids to go outside and play today. Hero tag applauds, gets winded running for the door, goes back to couch with kids and turns to My Little Pony on The Hub  

[image from too old to be available]  There once was a man from Gigante / Who wished to be hung like a donkey / Alas, the blue pill / It made him quite ill / So finally they cut off his penis  

[image from too old to be available]  Ordered pair of morons in Utah coordinate a scheme to intercept $15K worth of graphing calculators, creating a negative slope toward Pound-Me-In-The-Asymptote prison, where their concavities will become other prisoners' domain  


[image from too old to be available]  Seattle Seahawks fans set new world's record for the loudest stadium ever In related news, the quietest stadium remains Jacksonville where the only sound heard is muffled sobbing  

[image from too old to be available]  Bronx Yankee fans propose renaming River Avenue for Mariano Rivera. Out of town commuters immediately fear it may frequently close  

[image from too old to be available]  WNBA Seattle Storm forced to play home playoff game in Tacoma due to lucrative private Microsoft event at arena. Abort, retry, or ignore?  


[image from too old to be available]  Scientists claim humans can detect only 10 basic types of smell - 12 if you live in New Jersey  

[image from too old to be available]  Trio of evolutionary biologists caution against rushing mitochondrial replacement trials until all possible effects on midi-chlorians and thetans can be assessed  

[image from too old to be available]  Some brains may be hard-wired for chronic pain. Finally, an explanation why people continually see the latest Adam Sandler film  


[image from too old to be available]  Billy Joel to receive Kennedy Award for Driving Excellence  

[image from too old to be available]  Sir Elton John says, Lady Gaga is in a "dangerous place." Guessing he means a recording studio  

[image from too old to be available]  Eminem's former Detroit home is up for auction. House is described as narrow on a wooded lot. Some might call it slim and shady  


[image from too old to be available]  If the tanks-from those Yanks-slow their cranks-then you must give thanks-where the Russian sits: Putin on the blitz  

[image from too old to be available]  Boehner gives in to the forces of People Ostensibly Targeting Anything Tangentially Obama-related  

[image from too old to be available]  Germany supplied Syria with chemicals used to make sarin gas. Hey, when you want to learn how to gas thousands of people en masse, you turn to the experts  


[image from too old to be available]  8.4% of Americans consider themselves in the lower class. The other 91.6% hope that with hard work and dedication they can someday work up to that level  

[image from too old to be available]  Walgreens offers cash to 160,000 employees purchase their own health insurance plans. Or as health benefits are known to Walgreens workers, "Aisle 3"  

[image from too old to be available]  BlackBerry jammed
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6 Comments     (+0 »)
2013-09-24 04:50:15 PM  
I do so love a good Wing Commander reference
2013-09-24 04:56:17 PM  
Sorry I'm a little late, good job unfreakable! The man behind the Curtain!
2013-09-24 04:57:04 PM  
All three of the politics HOTW this week are worthy of HOTY consideration.  Especially the P.O.T.A.T.O. one.
2013-09-24 05:01:01 PM  
I dunno, I do like that biatch.

I mean Batch
2013-09-24 05:24:49 PM  

azpenguin: All three of the politics HOTW this week are worthy of HOTY consideration.  Especially the P.O.T.A.T.O. one.

Thank you! That was actually the second time getting that headline in (first time was just "Obama" not "Obama-related") in a 24 hr period
2013-09-24 07:13:43 PM  
The Sinabung one really stands out, I think.
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