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(CBS News)   Using Google to look up your symptoms can be fatal   (cbsnews.com) divider line 13
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2013-09-24 06:16:28 PM
4 votes:

gja: Dead in MI of m.i.


It's not news, it's myocardialinfarktion.com
2013-09-24 05:51:03 PM
4 votes:
Hmm... I wonder if this works for other conditions, like having a giant penis... Brb
2013-09-24 06:09:24 PM
3 votes:
www.upl.co
2013-09-24 07:17:14 PM
2 votes:
one time I googled naked women & ended up with a temporary priapism. had to use a special cream.
2013-09-24 05:52:42 PM
2 votes:
Was it cancer? I bet it was cancer.
2013-09-24 05:51:01 PM
2 votes:
Looks like he had...

[takes off sunglasses}

...a heart attack.

YEEEEAAAH!

/am I doing it wrong?
2013-09-24 07:26:40 PM
1 votes:

LittleSmitty: My wife drives me nuts with this crap. She suffers from migraines and anxiety disorder. She's constantly reading about one thing or another that triggers migraines, or anxiety, and it's always some ingredient in food. Going to the grocery store is a lesson in patience. She has to read every frickin label. "I can't eat this, it has MSG/hydrolized this/something extract" etc.

Next week it will be something else.

And I can eat anything, have the constitution of a horse, and have a high tolerance for drugs and alcohol.


Just feed her some chocolate!

/that's the joke.
2013-09-24 06:54:26 PM
1 votes:

hailin: I probably will die of a heart attack someday. I suffer from acute panic attacks and they have the same symptoms of a heart attack...pain/tightening of the chest, shallow breathing, sweating, dizziness, etc. First two times I went to the doctor. Now I just lie down, do some deep breathing, and wait for it to pass. This happens a couple times a year. If I was actually having a heart attack I would probably do the same thing thinking it was a panic attack.


Just think, if you make it past heart attack, slip and fall in the bathroom is right around the corner.

Yeah.
2013-09-24 06:32:44 PM
1 votes:

Janusdog: I always seem to get cancer from Dr. Google.

Except once, then it was MS. But usually cancer.


Dr. Bing gives you MS. Gotta watch out for that guy.
2013-09-24 06:28:00 PM
1 votes:
I always seem to get cancer from Dr. Google.

Except once, then it was MS. But usually cancer.
2013-09-24 05:59:07 PM
1 votes:

Janusdog: Sounds like an X-files episode.


Or outer limits / twilight zone, yeah.

It's exactly the kind of storyline that doesn't deserve a full length movie, but could do well in a one hour format.  Thus it will certainly be in a movie.
2013-09-24 05:56:47 PM
1 votes:

Vector R: Hey, Google beats the snot out of WebMD. He would've died even faster under the stress of having to go through nine pages of junk just to find what he was looking for!

/who the fark has a heart attack at 30 without heavy drug use?


This happened in Detroit so he probably subsisted on a wavy diet of KFC and crack rock
2013-09-24 05:51:38 PM
1 votes:
Nope!
 
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