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(CBS News)   Using Google to look up your symptoms can be fatal   (cbsnews.com) divider line 13
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9360 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2013 at 5:46 PM (41 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-24 05:53:57 PM
3 votes:
Hmm, I wonder why he didn't just go to the doctor or call 911? Oh, right! Because in our health care system, those things are financially ruinous!
2013-09-24 06:49:47 PM
2 votes:
Google makes my hypochondria flare up.
2013-09-24 08:36:05 PM
1 votes:

StoPPeRmobile: Just think, if you make it past heart attack, slip and fall in the bathroom is right around the corner.


Slip and fall in the bathroom has stiff competition from unintended acceleration.
2013-09-24 07:17:14 PM
1 votes:
one time I googled naked women & ended up with a temporary priapism. had to use a special cream.
2013-09-24 07:08:37 PM
1 votes:
Sometimes its google and wikipedia as your doctor.  Either that or go to the ER and lose your house.

God bless America.
2013-09-24 06:15:19 PM
1 votes:
I probably will die of a heart attack someday. I suffer from acute panic attacks and they have the same symptoms of a heart attack...pain/tightening of the chest, shallow breathing, sweating, dizziness, etc. First two times I went to the doctor. Now I just lie down, do some deep breathing, and wait for it to pass. This happens a couple times a year. If I was actually having a heart attack I would probably do the same thing thinking it was a panic attack.
2013-09-24 06:08:28 PM
1 votes:
"The body of the man, in his late 30s, was found inside a parked car.

"Maybe he thought he would just lay down for a minute and feel a little better, but unfortunately he passed away,"
"

Maybe he was planning to drive to a hospital.
2013-09-24 06:04:41 PM
1 votes:
Headline should have been:
"Looking up your symptoms in a library because you can't afford healthcare can be fatal."
2013-09-24 05:56:47 PM
1 votes:

Vector R: Hey, Google beats the snot out of WebMD. He would've died even faster under the stress of having to go through nine pages of junk just to find what he was looking for!

/who the fark has a heart attack at 30 without heavy drug use?


This happened in Detroit so he probably subsisted on a wavy diet of KFC and crack rock
2013-09-24 05:55:00 PM
1 votes:
Hey, Google beats the snot out of WebMD. He would've died even faster under the stress of having to go through nine pages of junk just to find what he was looking for!

/who the fark has a heart attack at 30 without heavy drug use?
2013-09-24 05:51:36 PM
1 votes:
The symptoms were pain and tightness of the chest and sweating.

Final score: Darwin 1...
2013-09-24 05:51:01 PM
1 votes:
Looks like he had...

[takes off sunglasses}

...a heart attack.

YEEEEAAAH!

/am I doing it wrong?
2013-09-24 05:50:31 PM
1 votes:

NkThrasher: And thus a crappy Sy-Fy made for TV movie script begins.


Sounds like an X-files episode.
 
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