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(NBC Philadelphia)   Fisherman catches a testicle-biting fish in New Jersey. Officials say that the New Jersey species doesn't actually attack humans directly, but rather turn to each other and say, "The BALLS on this guy"   (nbcphiladelphia.com) divider line 26
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2013-09-24 02:41:25 PM  
media.nbcphiladelphia.com

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2013-09-24 03:54:54 PM  
Like apropos ad placement for Larry "the deep-sea fisherman of testicle biting fish" King.
 
2013-09-24 05:10:12 PM  
The newly discovered "shade" fish.

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2013-09-24 05:14:57 PM  

SmackLT: [media.nbcphiladelphia.com image 654x368]

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Smeagol wants to bite the preciousssss!
 
2013-09-24 05:15:14 PM  
Dumb ways to die: "use your private parts as piranha bait"
 
2013-09-24 05:16:18 PM  
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2013-09-24 05:17:17 PM  
I'd rather catch a blowfish.
 
2013-09-24 05:20:23 PM  

Ryker's Peninsula: I'd rather catch a blowfish.


But when you wake up in the morning you realize it was a dogfish.
 
2013-09-24 05:22:21 PM  
One.  That's damn small for a Pacu.

Two.  I hate to tell you this but most chain pet stores in the US sell juvenile Pacu for a couple bucks a pop.  And the 16 year old working the fish department isn't going to warn you that the cute little 1 inch fish in the display tank will get as big as manhole covers and are basically garbage disposals with fins.

Three: They are damn hearty and can live in just about any fresh/brackish water.  Someone's pet Pacu outgrows their tank and they 'set it free' in a public waterway.

/had three
//in a 240 gallon tank
///it was too small
////they used to eat unshelled Brazil nuts like hard candy.
 
2013-09-24 05:23:38 PM  
Hoax.
 
2013-09-24 05:24:04 PM  
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2013-09-24 05:25:00 PM  

moike: ////they used to eat unshelled Brazil nuts like hard candy.


Man, they aren't partial about their nuts, either, I see.
 
2013-09-24 05:29:33 PM  

Russ1642: Ryker's Peninsula: I'd rather catch a blowfish.

But when you wake up in the morning you realize it was a dogfish.


Or a whale.
 
2013-09-24 05:36:00 PM  

highendmighty: moike: ////they used to eat unshelled Brazil nuts like hard candy.

Man, they aren't partial about their nuts, either, I see.


Correction...  not unshelled Brazil nuts, the regular kind, still in the shells.  You know the hard black things you only see around Thanksgiving that require a hammer and pliers to break open.

I'd toss a handful in the tank and they'd just go to town biting through the shells with the most disturbing, "Wow, that sounds a lot like bone" crunching noise to get at the meat inside.

I wasn't kidding about the garbage disposal part... I'd scrape my dinner leftovers into the tank and it was rare that any of it ever lasted long enough to touch bottom.
 
2013-09-24 05:42:31 PM  
Use your private parts as piranha bait..
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2013-09-24 05:46:28 PM  
That fish has better teeth than some people I know
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2013-09-24 05:47:11 PM  
Unfortunately there are a lot of pet stores that are willing to let people walk out of there with fish that either their tanks cannot support or that cannot be kept together.  Oh you want to keep that guppy with that oscar, great, give me your money.

//S.O. owns an aquarium shop, he will not sell you something that you cannot support.
 
2013-09-24 06:17:16 PM  

Walker: That fish has better teeth than some people I know
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Article claims they grow to be 4 feet long.   Four Feet Long.
 
2013-09-24 06:17:19 PM  
FTA: Egan says the fish because can grow up to 4 feet long.

And they can the whole thing.
 
2013-09-24 07:00:05 PM  
I blame those harridans at Jezebel; always trying to emasculate mens in every way possible.
 
2013-09-24 07:06:37 PM  
Sick balls, chopper!
 
2013-09-24 09:40:47 PM  
If we could only discover why we left the ocean to live on dry land.
 
2013-09-24 10:41:49 PM  
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2013-09-25 12:03:56 AM  
The nopefish.

I long for the days when fish just walked across land and jumped in your boat.
 
2013-09-25 12:33:04 AM  
Glad I'm drinkin or I might be getting queasy.
 
2013-09-25 10:13:43 AM  
 
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