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(Today)   Blue man dies of heart attack, stroke, failing to exhale   (today.com) divider line 64
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2013-09-24 04:11:19 PM  
So that's what Wilford Brimley would look like as Papa Smurf!
 
2013-09-24 04:13:35 PM  
RIP Papa Smurf.
 
2013-09-24 04:35:04 PM  
I was worried David Cross died.
 
2013-09-24 04:39:20 PM  
Wow. He had a lot of health problems, and if he did anything to correct them, it screwed something else up.

I bet his wife is really pissed at him right now.
 
2013-09-24 04:40:49 PM  
To be buried in a UV active PVC casket, while pall bearers play it using mallets.
 
2013-09-24 04:40:57 PM  
Thats what he gets for eating the everlasting gobstopper.
 
2013-09-24 04:43:15 PM  
/Checks if this was one of those colloidal silver idiots

//Yep
 
2013-09-24 04:44:25 PM  
According to random internet ads, this is the one guy that language experts hate!
 
2013-09-24 04:44:38 PM  
A premature death indeed
 
2013-09-24 04:46:03 PM  
"Siri, why's this guy blue?"

"The sky is blue because of a complex interaction between..
."

"No!  I said.... Never mind."
 
2013-09-24 04:46:21 PM  
I was hoping it was Stan Jones.
 
2013-09-24 04:47:09 PM  
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2013-09-24 04:48:57 PM  
I just blue myself!
 
2013-09-24 04:49:21 PM  
Well, that poor fellow was well and truly Smurfed. And if they try to run a film clip in his memory, it won't show up too well on TV. It will look like the Invisible Man died.

But remember, not matter how bad you have it, there is always somebody who has it worse.

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Farewell, Papa Smurf. At least you didn't look like the Living Dead from a badly colored comic book.
 
2013-09-24 04:50:12 PM  
Karason's widow said some people had called her husband "Papa Smurf" because of his skin color and his white mane of hair and matching full beard.
"That was a nickname he didn't appreciate, depending on who said it," she said. "If it was a kid who ran up to him saying 'Papa Smurf,' it would put a smile on his face. But if it was an adult, well ...."



Which is exactly how I would have acted. Seems like an okay guy.


"He has been too ill to work for a while," she said, saying Karason spent his last few years reading historical books and watching the History Channel.

Which is exactly what my wife will be saying about me  in about 20 years.

/need to get in shape
//oh another rerun of pawn stars I have seen 40 times
//back to the couch I go.
 
2013-09-24 04:50:52 PM  

nickdaisy: "Siri, why's this guy blue?"

"The sky is blue because of a complex interaction between..
."

"No!  I said.... Never mind."


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No, not "west-a-want" - "west-a-want".
 
2013-09-24 04:51:06 PM  
would you rather be blue like this guy or have never ending hiccups?
 
2013-09-24 04:51:32 PM  
Are they sure the doctor didn't just say "It looks like he's dead."?
 
2013-09-24 04:55:58 PM  
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R.I.P. Blew man
 
2013-09-24 04:56:11 PM  
'scuse me while i kiss this guy
 
2013-09-24 04:56:48 PM  
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2013-09-24 04:57:04 PM  
On the brighter side, he looked liked he was sleeping peacefully in the open casket.

/probably cremated him for the scrap silver.
 
2013-09-24 04:57:28 PM  
I had never heard of that skin condition before. What do the skin of people with that condition look like with a tan or a sunburn?
 
2013-09-24 05:00:20 PM  
Huh, I remember seeing the interview with this guy.

RIP, Azur Dude
 
2013-09-24 05:05:31 PM  
RRRRRR-I-PPPPPPP Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa...PAUL.
 
2013-09-24 05:09:07 PM  
I usually get blue poop after drinking too much of this...

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2013-09-24 05:09:08 PM  
as long as eBay is in business you'll be able to buy this and more
 
2013-09-24 05:10:33 PM  
You forgot "balls".
 
2013-09-24 05:16:23 PM  
Maybe she will sing at his funeral:
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2013-09-24 05:19:05 PM  
images2.wikia.nocookie.net

Farking pink-skins....
 
2013-09-24 05:25:25 PM  
Why the fark was he concerned with dermatitis instead of taking care of his heart.  62 is kinda young to keel over
 
2013-09-24 05:25:38 PM  
Herat attack, pneumonia, stroke...

'The cause of death was not clear'...

He died of a severe case of everything.
 
2013-09-24 05:26:00 PM  
Every time I see that guy, I think of the rum fella from return to zork..only blue.
 
2013-09-24 05:27:30 PM  
My ex tried to feed the family that stuff.  I tried it, and then started testing that shiat to make batteries.  It was obviously not a good idea to keep taking.  She also used to make the girl take a spoonful of vegetable oil because 'she wasn't eating enough'.  She was a danger to all of us back them, now she is just a danger to herself.

All in the name of health!  Plus she smoked!!  I love healthnuts who smoke American Spirits.

And then there is THIS guy.  Drink the stuff until you turn blue because it might stop some pimples on your face, but smoke until you die of a heart attack/stroke ... when you have heart problems.

Some folks ...
 
2013-09-24 05:36:08 PM  

Sodden Moxie: My ex tried to feed the family that stuff.  I tried it, and then started testing that shiat to make batteries.  It was obviously not a good idea to keep taking.  She also used to make the girl take a spoonful of vegetable oil because 'she wasn't eating enough'.  She was a danger to all of us back them, now she is just a danger to herself.

All in the name of health!  Plus she smoked!!  I love healthnuts who smoke American Spirits.

And then there is THIS guy.  Drink the stuff until you turn blue because it might stop some pimples on your face, but smoke until you die of a heart attack/stroke ... when you have heart problems.

Some folks ...


People who breed with nutjobs are just as bad as the nutjobs, just sayin...
 
2013-09-24 05:41:11 PM  

dv-ous: Wow. He had a lot of health problems, and if he did anything to correct them, it screwed something else up.

I bet his wife is really pissed at him right now.


She'll feel alot better after she melts him down for the silver.

/he would of been worth a little more last year
 
2013-09-24 05:41:40 PM  
If I were tall and skinny I would do that and dye my hair white so I could look like a Drow.

As it is I have to secretly do it to my tall skinny neighbor.
but still though, kinda sad.
 
2013-09-24 05:47:17 PM  
"I wuv you!  I wuv you to BITS!!!"
 
2013-09-24 05:51:39 PM  

shroom: /Checks if this was one of those colloidal silver idiots

//Yep


But 100% vampire free!

Bonus: No lycanthropy.

/Sadly, may still become a zombie.
 
2013-09-24 05:54:36 PM  
I had a professor in college who turned himself blue by drinking that shiat. Then he tried to get into politics. Nobody took him seriously for some reason.

/csb
 
2013-09-24 05:56:34 PM  

umad: I had a professor in college who turned himself blue by drinking that shiat. Then he tried to get into politics. Nobody took him seriously for some reason.

/csb


That's because he talked and talked until he was...he talked a lot.
 
2013-09-24 06:03:13 PM  
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If only there were a group he could join
 
2013-09-24 06:06:32 PM  
And yet even that guy had a lady.  Think about that, forever aloners
 
2013-09-24 06:07:02 PM  

umad: I had a professor in college who turned himself blue by drinking that shiat. Then he tried to get into politics. Nobody took him seriously for some reason.

/csb


because he was a professor?

/those crazy farkers can be a little out of touch for politics. And they tend not to play well with others
 
2013-09-24 06:08:31 PM  
Come to think of it, if he impregnated an american indian woman would they have purple kids?
 
2013-09-24 06:09:51 PM  
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If he was Asian would he have been?
 
2013-09-24 06:12:09 PM  

GrahamManning: Come to think of it, if he impregnated an american indian woman would they have purple kids?


Son of a biatch

/if I wasn't busy resizing the photo
 
2013-09-24 06:21:45 PM  
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You're my boy Blue...

/You're my boy..
 
2013-09-24 06:39:55 PM  
The family must be feeling really blue over their loss.
 
2013-09-24 06:41:59 PM  
It's a sad day in Smurf Village.  We'll all be smurfing tonight
 
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