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(Daily Mail)   Model/actress Katia Elizarova claims that some models pull out their teeth in order to look thinner. Why not? It's not like they were going to use them anyway   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 70
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2013-09-24 02:51:12 PM  
The rest just lose them naturally through vomiting.
 
2013-09-24 02:54:53 PM  
I hate it when my model girlfriend uses her teeth.
 
2013-09-24 03:11:38 PM  
So...win-win?
 
2013-09-24 03:42:58 PM  

RedPhoenix122: The rest just lose them naturally through vomiting.


Vomiting plus amphetamines and they rot right out.
 
2013-09-24 03:43:03 PM  
That girl could use a sammich. And my penis.
 
2013-09-24 03:43:17 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 03:51:28 PM  
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2013-09-24 03:52:58 PM  
But what does this have to do with Miley Cyrus' tongue?

Oooooh. Maybe Miley is trying to use her tongue to pull out her own teeth.
 
2013-09-24 03:53:08 PM  
Don't fark with models, they are tough and ruthless.
 
2013-09-24 03:56:40 PM  
Russian culture is ever more perverse than ours.
 
2013-09-24 03:59:46 PM  
i169.photobucket.com

What a fat, disgusting pig!
 
2013-09-24 04:01:50 PM  
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I hope she wins this year's Slashie.
 
2013-09-24 04:03:52 PM  
Makes for better BJs I guess.
 
2013-09-24 04:05:06 PM  

Atomic Spunk: [i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

What a fat, disgusting pig!


Who is that chick/what is that meme?
 
2013-09-24 04:06:18 PM  
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2013-09-24 04:07:04 PM  

Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.


Nothing gets by you.
 
2013-09-24 04:10:36 PM  

JohnAnnArbor: Atomic Spunk: [i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

What a fat, disgusting pig!

Who is that chick/what is that meme?


She is known here as "homeschool girl". Several years ago in a thread on homeschooling, some guy who was homeschooled took offense to someone's claim that the lack of socialization in kids who were schooled at home makes them awkward and weird. He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.
 
2013-09-24 04:10:59 PM  
Most of them never have anything intellegent come out of thier mouth anyway...... Just sew 'em shut.
 
2013-09-24 04:16:21 PM  
The sad thing isn't that this happens. What's sad is that, even though girls hear the horror stories, many will still do anything to be a model.
 
2013-09-24 04:17:47 PM  
 
2013-09-24 04:18:16 PM  
Then wonder why they develop TMD later.......
 
2013-09-24 04:21:03 PM  

Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.


She won't swallow those extra calories though
 
2013-09-24 04:25:17 PM  

Atomic Spunk: JohnAnnArbor: Atomic Spunk: [i169.photobucket.com image 422x532]

What a fat, disgusting pig!

Who is that chick/what is that meme?

She is known here as "homeschool girl". Several years ago in a thread on homeschooling, some guy who was homeschooled took offense to someone's claim that the lack of socialization in kids who were schooled at home makes them awkward and weird. He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.


Wonder how she feels about that--whoever she is.
 
2013-09-24 04:26:22 PM  
because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.
 
2013-09-24 04:32:28 PM  
New, from the makers of Krokodil ...
 
2013-09-24 04:33:49 PM  
Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.
 
2013-09-24 04:34:15 PM  
stupid models think we are looking at their teeth?
 
2013-09-24 04:36:58 PM  

thecpt: Brick-House: Makes for better BJs I guess.

She won't swallow those extra calories though


They are all spitters those model types.


This is really dumb. You alter yourself like that for a job you could have at max for 10 years.
 
2013-09-24 04:39:07 PM  
They pull their teeth out to keep the Tommy Knockers from suspecting them.
 
2013-09-24 04:44:27 PM  

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


i.imgur.com

Just beat me to it
 
2013-09-24 04:46:22 PM  

Atomic Spunk: He answered that by posting this picture of his "girlfriend" to prove that he was, in fact, not some weirdo who couldn't get laid.


Not that it makes any difference, but she was supposedly his wife.

That was an epic thread...
 
2013-09-24 04:47:43 PM  
I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do
 
2013-09-24 04:53:46 PM  

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


The Teutonic Titwillow?
 
2013-09-24 04:55:25 PM  

SlothB77: because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.


Because we smile so much on the damned runway.
 
2013-09-24 05:01:07 PM  

Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.


Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself. One time he was blowing himself at a pool party and no one helped him. Phil Collins wrote a song about the guy that didn't help and when they took him to the hospital they pumped ten gallons of cum from his stomach
 
2013-09-24 05:05:44 PM  

tinyarena: I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do


I don't know what you mean.  Please elaborate.
 
2013-09-24 05:10:00 PM  
If they're trying to appeal to the guys who like that skeletal ten-year-old boy look, what they really need to do is put socks in their panties.
 
2013-09-24 05:16:31 PM  
Nothing but gums and no gag reflex, I'm willing to give one a try
 
2013-09-24 05:26:29 PM  
Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.
 
2013-09-24 05:27:55 PM  
At least we know that models won't be a problem during the zombie epidemic.
 
ecl
2013-09-24 05:41:13 PM  

X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.



Then what happened?
 
2013-09-24 06:02:08 PM  

Pincy: tinyarena: I'd pull out all her teeth if you know what I mean
And I think you do

I don't know what you mean.  Please elaborate.


Exactly
 
2013-09-24 06:37:01 PM  

ecl: X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.


Then what happened?


They fixed the cable.
 
2013-09-24 07:12:29 PM  
I heard some models got their intestines taken out & replaced with a small sachet of potpourri.
 
2013-09-24 07:44:01 PM  
I heard it was popular now for people to purposefully screw up their teeth...because a lot of models now have gaps in their teeth.
 
2013-09-24 07:46:23 PM  

Twist2005: SlothB77: because those toothless smiles are so photogenic.

Because we smile so much on the damned runway.


I never smile on runway
/or breathe
 
2013-09-24 07:50:18 PM  
Meh, I had a wisdom tooth pulled yesterday. When the swelling goes down I'll look lopsided at best :-\
 
2013-09-24 07:51:43 PM  

X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.


I have yet to find a person that has to be force-fed cocaine.

Champagne?  Yeah, I'd believe that.  But cocaine?  Line forms to the left...
 
2013-09-24 08:33:42 PM  

rickythepenguin: Bathysphere: Marlene Dietrich allegedly had her back molars removed to accentuate her cheekbones. Nothing new.

Marilyn Manson had his ribs removed so he could blow himself. One time he was blowing himself at a pool party and no one helped him. Phil Collins wrote a song about the guy that didn't help and when they took him to the hospital they pumped ten gallons of cum from his stomach


Unfortunately the guy in the next hospital bed was Gary Coleman, whose stomach exploded after he ate too many Pop Rocks and drank a Coke.
 
2013-09-24 08:51:33 PM  

Kuroshin: X_Raraavis: Jamie (James) King claimed the day she arrived in New York to start her modeling career at 15. Two 40 something model agency guys took her and another 15 year old model out to dinner force feed them cocaine and champagne and took them to a hotel room for sex.

I have yet to find a person that has to be force-fed cocaine.

Champagne?  Yeah, I'd believe that.  But cocaine?  Line forms to the left...


I think the point is she was 15, arrived that day, and had drugs and alcohol pushed at her by men who controlled her future in modeling, in order for them to have sex with her.
 
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