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(American Thinker)   Ted Cruz. Great Reagan, or greatest Reagan who ever Reaganed?   (americanthinker.com ) divider line
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2013-09-24 04:04:57 PM  

rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.


If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.
 
2013-09-24 04:05:43 PM  

Wyalt Derp: Irving Maimway: I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.

Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can start to recover.


Not sometimes, best thing you can do for a junkie is kick them until they are down.
 
2013-09-24 04:07:44 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.

If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.


In his defense, if I was married to her back then I too would want to bang her with other people watching.  If possible with her in full costume/make up.
 
2013-09-24 04:21:43 PM  

Slaves2Darkness: rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.

If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.


In the future universe of Star Trek, who was the 44th President of the United States of America, and how did he become nationally well-known?
 
2013-09-24 04:25:04 PM  
The republican party is like a mob family. They have the competing mob family on the run but can't take them out because they are so busy shooting each other no one knows who's in charge.
 
2013-09-24 04:26:32 PM  

Irving Maimway: FlashHarry: rafael edward cruz? the foreign born son of a communist revolutionary? THAT ted cruz?

I eagerly await the pretzel logic that will ensue when he announces his presidential run in 2016 among the birthers.


For serious.  It's farking hilarious that these clowns who are afraid of using their own names got beat in the Senate and then to the White House by someone using his honest birth name of Barack Hussein Obama - someone who actually used to go by "Barry" but stopped using the nickname.
 
2013-09-24 04:52:48 PM  

raerae1980: I'm too young to remember Reagan in office.  However, I am old enough to see how his treatment of the mentally ill has panned out.


Would you really enjoy Fark if half of the forum was drooling on themselves in sanitariums around the country?
 
2013-09-24 05:04:57 PM  

TheWhoppah: Rafael Eduardo El Tardo "Ted" Cruz ..... so are you telling me that President Reagan's real first name was Ronaldo?


FTFH
 
2013-09-24 05:09:42 PM  
Cruz is retarded.

So he demanded the house to vote for an Obamacare defunding bill - That then he says he has to filibuster in the Senate. What the fark is his exit strategy? Just fark things up and blame everyone else for doing what he said they have to do?

He is an idiot. Republican congressmen are idiots for listening to this idiot.
 
2013-09-24 05:12:36 PM  
Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?
 
2013-09-24 05:14:42 PM  
 
2013-09-24 05:30:46 PM  
Instead of writing his own article the author quoted someone else's article about how even Republicans dislike Ted Cruz, then wrapped things up by taking a shot at Fox News' Tucker Carlson and Charles Krauthammer for talking about Cruz being from Canada.
The right wing media and the Republican party are having a hell of a week. The long knives are out.
 
2013-09-24 05:32:48 PM  
He managed to compare his quest to the moon landing and compare his nay-sayers to Nazi-appeasers.  The delusions this man must suffer from would have killed someone less bootstrappy.
 
2013-09-24 05:40:40 PM  
What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?
 
2013-09-24 05:43:36 PM  

TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?


Cruz the Douche is on the floor right now with Rand "Let-Me-F*ck-Your-Eyes-Up" Paul asking him questions.  Congratulations, GOP.  Here are your presidential frontrunners for 2016.

Has Reince Priebus swallowed his tongue while slitting his wrists yet?
 
2013-09-24 05:46:17 PM  

propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?


Grandstanding.  This is just a speech as the talks are tomorrow.  Threatening to talk all day does absolutely nothing but allow him to show off.
 
2013-09-24 05:46:29 PM  
Reagan was an evil fark.  The well read know this.
 
2013-09-24 05:50:19 PM  

mediablitz: Not clicking on a link that thinks Cruz is in any way similar to Reagan.


I'm sure they just did a Find & Replace on one of their Paul Ryan articles from 2012.  Does it mention how he makes all those bobby-soxers swoon?
 
2013-09-24 05:55:48 PM  
What the... similar to Reagan?  How do even people that approve of him think that?
 
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2013-09-24 06:06:36 PM  

quizzical: When there was all that talk about a "surprise guest" at the Republican nominating convention in 2012, I was half expecting a holographic Reagan (think Tupac at Coachella).


it was going to be a thing.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/reagan-hologram-real-planned-rnc- de but-203919642--election.html
 
2013-09-24 06:08:36 PM  

Rann Xerox: TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?

Cruz the Douche is on the floor right now with Rand "Let-Me-F*ck-Your-Eyes-Up" Paul asking him questions.  Congratulations, GOP.  Here are your presidential frontrunners for 2016.

Has Reince Priebus swallowed his tongue while slitting his wrists yet?


propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?



It's not a real filibuster. Senate rules say he has to stop at 1:00 pm EST tomorrow. It's all strictly for show.

I've got a month of TF that says he doesn't make it past 2:00 a.m.
 
2013-09-24 06:59:35 PM  

UncomfortableSilence: propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?

Grandstanding.  This is just a speech as the talks are tomorrow.  Threatening to talk all day does absolutely nothing but allow him to show off.


Well, it's not altogether a dumb move.  The Teatards who either don't know, or don't care about how government works, will eat this shiat up like puppy chow and flood him with cash.
 
2013-09-24 07:17:51 PM  

mediablitz: I've got a month of TF that says he doesn't make it past 2:00 a.m.


shiat, I'm betting 2 pm eastern.  Not seeing any mention of him physically filibustering on any page.
 
2013-09-25 03:19:55 AM  
 
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