rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.
Wyalt Derp: Irving Maimway: I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can start to recover.
Slaves2Darkness: rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.
Irving Maimway: FlashHarry: rafael edward cruz? the foreign born son of a communist revolutionary? THAT ted cruz?I eagerly await the pretzel logic that will ensue when he announces his presidential run in 2016 among the birthers.
raerae1980: I'm too young to remember Reagan in office. However, I am old enough to see how his treatment of the mentally ill has panned out.
TheWhoppah: Rafael Eduardo El Tardo "Ted" Cruz ..... so are you telling me that President Reagan's real first name was Ronaldo?
TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster? How long has he been talking so far? Any bets on how long he can last?
propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?
mediablitz: Not clicking on a link that thinks Cruz is in any way similar to Reagan.
quizzical: When there was all that talk about a "surprise guest" at the Republican nominating convention in 2012, I was half expecting a holographic Reagan (think Tupac at Coachella).
Rann Xerox: TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster? How long has he been talking so far? Any bets on how long he can last?Cruz the Douche is on the floor right now with Rand "Let-Me-F*ck-Your-Eyes-Up" Paul asking him questions. Congratulations, GOP. Here are your presidential frontrunners for 2016.Has Reince Priebus swallowed his tongue while slitting his wrists yet?
UncomfortableSilence: propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?Grandstanding. This is just a speech as the talks are tomorrow. Threatening to talk all day does absolutely nothing but allow him to show off.
mediablitz: I've got a month of TF that says he doesn't make it past 2:00 a.m.
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