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2013-09-24 12:44:13 PM
Not clicking on a link that thinks Cruz is in any way similar to Reagan.
 
2013-09-24 12:51:01 PM
I'm too young to remember Reagan in office.  However, I am old enough to see how his treatment of the mentally ill has panned out.
 
2013-09-24 12:53:29 PM
Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad
 
2013-09-24 12:57:29 PM
Ted Cruz. Great foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe, or Greatest foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe?
 
2013-09-24 12:59:09 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad


Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.
 
2013-09-24 01:03:02 PM

Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.


Oh, I agree he sucked, but as bad as Cruz?

/man... that's a tough call
 
2013-09-24 01:13:22 PM

propasaurus: Ted Cruz. Great foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe, or Greatest foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe?


Yeah, that's the best comparison here: both scumbags who exploited the worst part of the political climate of their day for their own gain.

I just hope Cruz goes all the way with this and ends up like McCarthy: drinking himself to death, ignored in the back benches of the Senate.
 
2013-09-24 01:13:53 PM
Ted Cruz is extremely smart and without scruples. We rate him half a Reagan.
 
2013-09-24 01:15:06 PM
No.

Not greatest anything.
 
2013-09-24 01:22:22 PM
No.
 
2013-09-24 01:25:51 PM

Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.


Reagan was the first president I voted for (18 in 1980). I was in the military until '86. I thought he was the GREATEST. Of course, I knew next to nothing beyond he was making the military "better".

It wasn't until I was around 30 that I realized what a gigantic pile of shiat he had created.
 
2013-09-24 01:42:06 PM
I think the similarities end at their hair.
 
2013-09-24 01:47:59 PM
rafael edward cruz? the foreign born son of a communist revolutionary? THAT ted cruz?
 
2013-09-24 01:58:22 PM

FlashHarry: rafael edward cruz? the foreign born son of a communist revolutionary? THAT ted cruz?


I eagerly await the pretzel logic that will ensue when he announces his presidential run in 2016 among the birthers.
 
2013-09-24 01:58:24 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-24 02:02:56 PM

mediablitz: Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.

Reagan was the first president I voted for (18 in 1980). I was in the military until '86. I thought he was the GREATEST. Of course, I knew next to nothing beyond he was making the military "better".

It wasn't until I was around 30 that I realized what a gigantic pile of shiat he had created.


This.

/voted for Reagan in '80 and '84
//ex-Republican; independent voter since 1992
 
2013-09-24 02:05:14 PM
I knew it.  Cruz is a nancy-boy.
 
2013-09-24 02:08:22 PM
So first it was Cantor channeling Reagan. now Cruz?

i219.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 02:11:20 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.

Oh, I agree he sucked, but as bad as Cruz?

/man... that's a tough call

Reagan had eight years in power as president, instituting policies we're still trying to get out from under. Cruz doesn't have near that power now, and hopefully WILL never have that power.
 
2013-09-24 02:17:37 PM

propasaurus: Ted Cruz. Great foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe, or Greatest foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe?


You forgot in the closet self loather.

Not that theres anything wrong with that, except of course the being closeted part and the self loathing.
 
2013-09-24 02:19:43 PM

SilentStrider: Reagan had eight years in power as president, instituting policies we're still trying to get out from under. Cruz doesn't have near that power now, and hopefully WILL never have that power.


I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.
 
2013-09-24 02:24:38 PM
slogans like "I voted to repeal Obamacare" all the while knowing the vote was meaningless mush and would do not a thing to damage the most unpopular government program since the Vietnam-era draft.

Oh wow. Well, if it's unpopular then we shouldn't do it. But wait - Cruz's rhetoric is increasingly unpopular with his fellow Republicans, and TFA is telling me that's a good thing.

I'm so confused.
 
2013-09-24 02:26:28 PM

Irving Maimway: SilentStrider: Reagan had eight years in power as president, instituting policies we're still trying to get out from under. Cruz doesn't have near that power now, and hopefully WILL never have that power.

I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.


One side effect of the Overton Window crawling ever-rightward is that the GOP has nowhere to go but "insane".

Sometimes I wonder if even the John Birch Society is "too liberal" for the Teabaggers.
 
2013-09-24 02:31:48 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.

Oh, I agree he sucked, but as bad as Cruz?

/man... that's a tough call


I dunno, has Cruz traded weapons for hostages yet?
 
2013-09-24 02:32:08 PM

Flappyhead: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.

Oh, I agree he sucked, but as bad as Cruz?

/man... that's a tough call

I dunno, has Cruz traded weapons for hostages yet?


That we know of?
 
2013-09-24 02:35:42 PM

Irving Maimway: SilentStrider: Reagan had eight years in power as president, instituting policies we're still trying to get out from under. Cruz doesn't have near that power now, and hopefully WILL never have that power.

I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.


If they follow the "taking turns" methodology it's gong to be either Paul Ryan or Rick Santorum.

Power-brokerage is less clear, Rove did some dirt and may or may not be a part of the game now, the Kochs have a short attenton span, and  the whole thing is shadowy.
 
2013-09-24 02:35:43 PM
At least Rand Paul isn't The Reagan Reborn.
 
2013-09-24 02:36:42 PM

Dr Dreidel: Irving Maimway: SilentStrider: Reagan had eight years in power as president, instituting policies we're still trying to get out from under. Cruz doesn't have near that power now, and hopefully WILL never have that power.

I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.

One side effect of the Overton Window crawling ever-rightward is that the GOP has nowhere to go but "insane".

Sometimes I wonder if even the John Birch Society is "too liberal" for the Teabaggers.


They're going insane awfully fast, too.  As recently as a few weeks ago the local (Boston-area) right-wing radio station was at least coherent.  The hosts and callers were at least similar to the right-wing trolls we get here - unaware and uncaring about all the facts of the issues they whined about, but at least their whines made sense given that context.  Just listening every so often the past week, it's been ridiculous.  Today they were whining about the hostage situation in Africa and saying that it's going to happen here next - blaming Islam and left-wingers as always (but this time without any real reason why) and generally worried that this attack will cause the US to finally ban AR-15s for some reason.  And at one point the host said that a caller wouldn't come on the air because she claimed her phone was being tapped and when he spoke with her off the air she asked him personal questions because she didn't believe she was talking to him personally, she thought he had been replaced by the government because he wasn't sticking to the narrative 100%.  Of course, the host pointed the finger not at himself for spreading a message of fear and hate but at Obama for creating this level of paranoia in our nation.

These people are getting more and more afraid because they are told to be more and more afraid.  The next national election is over a year away and I'm genuinely worried what these people who are being fed constant doses of fear and hate will do either before the elections or after them when it doesn't go their way.
 
2013-09-24 02:37:01 PM
Rafael Eduardo "Ted" Cruz ..... so are you telling me that President Reagan's real first name was Ronaldo?
 
2013-09-24 02:38:18 PM
Much less exciting than the musical about the ungifted Puerto Rican drag queen who thought she was Reagan.
 
2013-09-24 02:40:05 PM
videokeman.com
Its McDaniels
Not McDonalds
Don't give me those burgers
They're Ronald's
api.ning.com
 
2013-09-24 02:40:06 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Flappyhead: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Irving Maimway: MaudlinMutantMollusk: Reagan himself would backhand the asshole that made that comparison

/he wasn't THAT bad

Yes he was. The list is pretty long of all the shiat he screwed up. That he's still considered a great president is a tragedy.

Oh, I agree he sucked, but as bad as Cruz?

/man... that's a tough call

I dunno, has Cruz traded weapons for hostages yet?

That we know of?


OMG, can we turn this into the next Glenn Beck murder meme?
 
2013-09-24 02:40:27 PM
Nope.  not clicking on an AT article today...got enough on my plate to annoy the bits out of me...already looking for the Tylenol...don't need AT right now...
 
2013-09-24 02:40:59 PM

AdmirableSnackbar: And at one point the host said that a caller wouldn't come on the air because she claimed her phone was being tapped and when he spoke with her off the air she asked him personal questions because she didn't believe she was talking to him personally, she thought he had been replaced by the government because he wasn't sticking to the narrative 100%. Of course, the host pointed the finger not at himself for spreading a message of fear and hate but at Obama for creating this level of paranoia in our nation.


now  that's entertaining.
 
2013-09-24 02:42:18 PM

Dr Dreidel: Sometimes I wonder if even the John Birch Society is "too liberal" for the Teabaggers.


And people thought "Uneasy Rider" was satire.
 
2013-09-24 02:42:41 PM

raerae1980: I'm too young to remember Reagan in office.  However, I am old enough to see how his treatment of the mentally ill has panned out.


Yep.  He kicked them out of the mental hospitals which allowed them to organize forming what we know today as "Tea Party Republicans".  His motives were way more sinister than even initially thought.
 
2013-09-24 02:43:00 PM

dogdaze: So first it was Cantor channeling Reagan. now Cruz?

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When there was all that talk about a "surprise guest" at the Republican nominating convention in 2012, I was half expecting a holographic Reagan (think Tupac at Coachella).
 
2013-09-24 02:53:56 PM

jake_lex: propasaurus: Ted Cruz. Great foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe, or Greatest foreign-born Joe McCarthy Wannabe?

Yeah, that's the best comparison here: both scumbags who exploited the worst part of the political climate of their day for their own gain.

I just hope Cruz goes all the way with this and ends up like McCarthy: drinking himself to death, ignored in the back benches of the Senate.


He needs to be drinking, ignored, on a _park_ bench in a town where everyone knows exactly who he was.
 
2013-09-24 03:01:01 PM
I thought George Bush was the greatest Reagan ever.
 
2013-09-24 03:02:29 PM
www.bitlogic.com
 
2013-09-24 03:09:19 PM

mediablitz: Not clicking on a link that thinks Cruz is in any way similar to Reagan.


Well the well-oiled hair is kind of uncanny.
 
2013-09-24 03:18:32 PM
Reagan wasn't Canadian.
 
2013-09-24 03:22:10 PM
Mitch McConnel needs to be primaried out in the next election
 
2013-09-24 03:22:18 PM
Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?
 
2013-09-24 03:24:21 PM
Cruz looks like some alien scout from a hostile, warlike empire sent here to placate/prepare the humanpigs for the arrival of the X'goth Meat Harvester Ships, but his human disguise doesn't look quite right.
 
2013-09-24 03:29:48 PM

Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?


If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.
 
2013-09-24 03:44:35 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 03:48:31 PM
I suppose he'd be a great Reagan if we're comparing his cognitive skills to the brain addled last years of Reagan's life.
 
2013-09-24 04:01:51 PM

UncomfortableSilence: I suppose he'd be a great Reagan if we're comparing his cognitive skills to the brain addled last years of Reagan's life.


I am sure we would get more leadership and decisiveness out of Reagan, even in his current condition today, then what we're seeing out of the current occupant of the White House.
 
2013-09-24 04:03:30 PM

Irving Maimway: I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.


Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can start to recover.
 
2013-09-24 04:04:57 PM

rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.


If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.
 
2013-09-24 04:05:43 PM

Wyalt Derp: Irving Maimway: I can see him easily getting the 2016 nomination. Winning the general? No way. But getting the nomination? Totally. After the disaster of Romney, I can see things going full on derp at the convention. I know it's still three years out, but things look like they're going to dial the derp up to 11.

Sometimes you have to hit rock bottom before you can start to recover.


Not sometimes, best thing you can do for a junkie is kick them until they are down.
 
2013-09-24 04:07:44 PM

Slaves2Darkness: rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.

If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.


In his defense, if I was married to her back then I too would want to bang her with other people watching.  If possible with her in full costume/make up.
 
2013-09-24 04:21:43 PM

Slaves2Darkness: rumpelstiltskin: Arkanaut: Who's better, Ted Cruz, Ronald Reagan, or Ditka?

If Ditka had run after 7 of 9 spilled the beans on her husband's freaky side, we may never have heard of Obama.

If 7 of 9 husband had just given her the farking divorce she wanted we never would have heard of Obama. Stupid farker thought his dick was too big for the grinder, well she showed him.


In the future universe of Star Trek, who was the 44th President of the United States of America, and how did he become nationally well-known?
 
2013-09-24 04:25:04 PM
The republican party is like a mob family. They have the competing mob family on the run but can't take them out because they are so busy shooting each other no one knows who's in charge.
 
2013-09-24 04:26:32 PM

Irving Maimway: FlashHarry: rafael edward cruz? the foreign born son of a communist revolutionary? THAT ted cruz?

I eagerly await the pretzel logic that will ensue when he announces his presidential run in 2016 among the birthers.


For serious.  It's farking hilarious that these clowns who are afraid of using their own names got beat in the Senate and then to the White House by someone using his honest birth name of Barack Hussein Obama - someone who actually used to go by "Barry" but stopped using the nickname.
 
2013-09-24 04:52:48 PM

raerae1980: I'm too young to remember Reagan in office.  However, I am old enough to see how his treatment of the mentally ill has panned out.


Would you really enjoy Fark if half of the forum was drooling on themselves in sanitariums around the country?
 
2013-09-24 05:04:57 PM

TheWhoppah: Rafael Eduardo El Tardo "Ted" Cruz ..... so are you telling me that President Reagan's real first name was Ronaldo?


FTFH
 
2013-09-24 05:09:42 PM
Cruz is retarded.

So he demanded the house to vote for an Obamacare defunding bill - That then he says he has to filibuster in the Senate. What the fark is his exit strategy? Just fark things up and blame everyone else for doing what he said they have to do?

He is an idiot. Republican congressmen are idiots for listening to this idiot.
 
2013-09-24 05:12:36 PM
Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?
 
2013-09-24 05:14:42 PM
 
2013-09-24 05:30:46 PM
Instead of writing his own article the author quoted someone else's article about how even Republicans dislike Ted Cruz, then wrapped things up by taking a shot at Fox News' Tucker Carlson and Charles Krauthammer for talking about Cruz being from Canada.
The right wing media and the Republican party are having a hell of a week. The long knives are out.
 
2013-09-24 05:32:48 PM
He managed to compare his quest to the moon landing and compare his nay-sayers to Nazi-appeasers.  The delusions this man must suffer from would have killed someone less bootstrappy.
 
2013-09-24 05:40:40 PM
What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?
 
2013-09-24 05:43:36 PM

TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?


Cruz the Douche is on the floor right now with Rand "Let-Me-F*ck-Your-Eyes-Up" Paul asking him questions.  Congratulations, GOP.  Here are your presidential frontrunners for 2016.

Has Reince Priebus swallowed his tongue while slitting his wrists yet?
 
2013-09-24 05:46:17 PM

propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?


Grandstanding.  This is just a speech as the talks are tomorrow.  Threatening to talk all day does absolutely nothing but allow him to show off.
 
2013-09-24 05:46:29 PM
Reagan was an evil fark.  The well read know this.
 
2013-09-24 05:50:19 PM

mediablitz: Not clicking on a link that thinks Cruz is in any way similar to Reagan.


I'm sure they just did a Find & Replace on one of their Paul Ryan articles from 2012.  Does it mention how he makes all those bobby-soxers swoon?
 
2013-09-24 05:55:48 PM
What the... similar to Reagan?  How do even people that approve of him think that?
 
x23
2013-09-24 06:06:36 PM

quizzical: When there was all that talk about a "surprise guest" at the Republican nominating convention in 2012, I was half expecting a holographic Reagan (think Tupac at Coachella).


it was going to be a thing.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/ticket/reagan-hologram-real-planned-rnc- de but-203919642--election.html
 
2013-09-24 06:08:36 PM

Rann Xerox: TheWhoppah: Is he still doing the old-fashioned talking filibuster?  How long has he been talking so far?  Any bets on how long he can last?

Cruz the Douche is on the floor right now with Rand "Let-Me-F*ck-Your-Eyes-Up" Paul asking him questions.  Congratulations, GOP.  Here are your presidential frontrunners for 2016.

Has Reince Priebus swallowed his tongue while slitting his wrists yet?


propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?



It's not a real filibuster. Senate rules say he has to stop at 1:00 pm EST tomorrow. It's all strictly for show.

I've got a month of TF that says he doesn't make it past 2:00 a.m.
 
2013-09-24 06:59:35 PM

UncomfortableSilence: propasaurus: What is he 'fillibustering'? Is there an actual bill on the Floor? Or is he just grandstanding?

Grandstanding.  This is just a speech as the talks are tomorrow.  Threatening to talk all day does absolutely nothing but allow him to show off.


Well, it's not altogether a dumb move.  The Teatards who either don't know, or don't care about how government works, will eat this shiat up like puppy chow and flood him with cash.
 
2013-09-24 07:17:51 PM

mediablitz: I've got a month of TF that says he doesn't make it past 2:00 a.m.


shiat, I'm betting 2 pm eastern.  Not seeing any mention of him physically filibustering on any page.
 
2013-09-25 03:19:55 AM
 
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