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2013-09-24 12:43:06 PM
Well, alcohol and bottles are an appropriate accompaniment to the book.
 
2013-09-24 12:43:14 PM
Fifty Shades of (G)rape.

/oh crap.
 
2013-09-24 12:44:47 PM
Thank god that wasn't about Don Cherry.
 
2013-09-24 12:45:03 PM
Starring The Grapist.

/he is gonna grape you in the mouth
 
2013-09-24 12:47:04 PM
Government Warning: Book + This Wine = Spousal Abuse
 
2013-09-24 12:47:31 PM
Fifty Shades of Sasha Grey.
 
2013-09-24 12:49:31 PM
Review From Wine Spectator

"Before I know it, this cabernet had both of my hands in its viselike oaky undertones pulling my palate above my head.  This would couple well with a steak or chicken I think as he's pinning me to the wall using his lips and I'm swirling him around my mouth to fully appreciate his terroir ... His other bottle grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his thick mouthfeel is mine ... My tongue tentatively strokes the rim of the glass and joins his in a slow, erotic dance ... His stiff cork against my belly.   "Grenache blanc" I moan as I collapse into a puddle of my own making, "grenache blanc."
 
2013-09-24 12:49:50 PM
Veggie Tales Porn?
 
2013-09-24 12:51:28 PM
Does it come with a latex capsule?
 
2013-09-24 12:53:58 PM
Red Satin & White Silk sound like Boones Farm flavors.
 
2013-09-24 01:00:46 PM

Russ1642: Thank god that wasn't about Don Cherry.


It is now...

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2013-09-24 01:07:00 PM
Yep, I see a bottle of that in some dame's place and I know not to stay.

I Don't date voyeurs.
 
2013-09-24 01:12:57 PM
This is why a woman will never be president.
 
2013-09-24 01:15:55 PM
Does it comes with bondage paraphernalia and a billion dollar salary?
 
2013-09-24 01:17:38 PM

FatherChaos: Does it comes with bondage paraphernalia and a billion dollar salary?


If it came with a a billion dollar salary, it would be tempting.
 
2013-09-24 01:18:02 PM

brap: Review From Wine Spectator

"Before I know it, this cabernet had both of my hands in its viselike oaky undertones pulling my palate above my head.  This would couple well with a steak or chicken I think as he's pinning me to the wall using his lips and I'm swirling him around my mouth to fully appreciate his terroir ... His other bottle grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his thick mouthfeel is mine ... My tongue tentatively strokes the rim of the glass and joins his in a slow, erotic dance ... His stiff cork against my belly.   "Grenache blanc" I moan as I collapse into a puddle of my own making, "grenache blanc."


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2013-09-24 01:26:34 PM

Grapple: brap: Review From Wine Spectator

"Before I know it, this cabernet had both of my hands in its viselike oaky undertones pulling my palate above my head.  This would couple well with a steak or chicken I think as he's pinning me to the wall using his lips and I'm swirling him around my mouth to fully appreciate his terroir ... His other bottle grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his thick mouthfeel is mine ... My tongue tentatively strokes the rim of the glass and joins his in a slow, erotic dance ... His stiff cork against my belly.   "Grenache blanc" I moan as I collapse into a puddle of my own making, "grenache blanc."

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2013-09-24 01:37:06 PM
Never has been more appropriate:

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2013-09-24 01:39:04 PM

Russ1642: Thank god that wasn't about Don Cherry.


I fully expected it to be.
 
2013-09-24 02:06:05 PM
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2013-09-24 03:33:35 PM
If it's anything like the books, I'm expecting any 50 Shades wine to taste like half a bottle of someone else's drinkable but not great wine mixed with spaghetti sauce labeled as cough syrup.
 
2013-09-24 03:36:19 PM
I have it on good authority that wine -- especially red wine -- makes women horny.

So this is a natural progression for the brand.

/it is capturing the same audience as Sex and the City.
//next: 50 Shades of Shoes and handbags
 
2013-09-24 03:39:37 PM

brap: Review From Wine Spectator

"Before I know it, this cabernet had both of my hands in its viselike oaky undertones pulling my palate above my head.  This would couple well with a steak or chicken I think as he's pinning me to the wall using his lips and I'm swirling him around my mouth to fully appreciate his terroir ... His other bottle grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and his thick mouthfeel is mine ... My tongue tentatively strokes the rim of the glass and joins his in a slow, erotic dance ... His stiff cork against my belly.   "Grenache blanc" I moan as I collapse into a puddle of my own making, "grenache blanc."


I have a strange hardon  now. I'll be in my bunk.
 
2013-09-24 03:41:04 PM

Donnchadha: Russ1642: Thank god that wasn't about Don Cherry.

It is now...

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Beauty, eh?
 
2013-09-24 09:18:43 PM
Bum bum bum.  Ba da ba dum.
 
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