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(Newser)   Miley Cyrus and her tongue, which apparently has serious trouble staying in her mouth, are on the cover of Rolling Stone. It's difficult to pick just one disturbing thing from the accompanying article, so we'll run down the top 7 for you   (newser.com) divider line 97
    More: Amusing, Rolling Stones, Miley Cyrus, Vanna White, laser tag, Steve Carell, mouths  
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2013-09-24 12:54:19 PM
It's not FARK, it's MileyCyrus'Tongue.com!

Seriously, some of you old fogies yelling at clouds are probably posting more about her on the Internet than actual teenage girls.
 
2013-09-24 12:54:41 PM
Really, WTF is up with that stupid tongue thing of hers all of a sudden? She looks like a retard.  What's pathetic is that she probably believes it's "edgy."
 
2013-09-24 12:56:58 PM
Remember when Rolling Stone used to be a publication about music?

o_O

Yeah.  Me neither.

/Former subscriber
 
2013-09-24 12:59:00 PM
"I'm still kind of a semi-nudist,
There are literally billions of us out there.
 
2013-09-24 12:59:45 PM
Rolling Stone: for the Baby Boomers who need to make people think that they're still culturally aware. Yes, grandpa with a Rolling Stone subscription, you're still cool. (eye roll)
 
2013-09-24 01:00:17 PM
sadhillnews.com
 
2013-09-24 01:00:25 PM
This girl is such a farking try hard.
 
2013-09-24 01:00:26 PM
You could have interviewed about 1,000 teenagers and gotten a similar result.
 
2013-09-24 01:01:57 PM

Rann Xerox: Remember when Rolling Stone used to be a publication about music?

o_O

Yeah.  Me neither.

/Former subscriber


imagecache6.allposters.com
 
2013-09-24 01:01:59 PM
Wasn't there an article two weeks ago on Fark how she is retiring her tongue gimmick because it's old or something?
 
2013-09-24 01:02:42 PM

Rann Xerox: Remember when Rolling Stone used to be a publication about music?


When Lester Bangs died, so did Rolling Stone.
 
2013-09-24 01:03:13 PM
Sounds somebody isn't very good at laser tag.
 
2013-09-24 01:04:24 PM
The Beantown Bomber was less tarded.
 
2013-09-24 01:05:54 PM
Yet another celebrity proving you can be a millionaire and trailer trash at the exact same time.

//Remember, you too can be anything you want to be.
 
2013-09-24 01:05:57 PM
I think I'd rather have the Boston bomber on there again
 
2013-09-24 01:06:01 PM
If Miley Cyrus puts her long tongue out, you better get the plunger ready.

She TONGUES.

She'll give 5 or 6 forearm-sized licks with no breaths in between. Rumor has it on the set of the VMAs, she took a shiat in the shower and tongued it down the drain.
 
2013-09-24 01:06:44 PM
 
2013-09-24 01:10:17 PM

Soup4Bonnie: Help


FAIL, people who could use it don't read comments in MIley Cyrus threads, surely
 
2013-09-24 01:12:24 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: It's not FARK, it's MileyCyrus'Tongue.com!

Seriously, some of you old fogies yelling at clouds are probably posting more about her on the Internet than actual teenage girls.


Fogies? Madonna did it better. But I'll give Miley a break, its a lot of work to out slut the skanks who came before you. It's a steep and sticky climb to the top of Slattern Mt.
 
2013-09-24 01:13:15 PM
danielradam.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-24 01:13:54 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: It's not FARK, it's MileyCyrus'Tongue.com!

Seriously, some of you old fogies yelling at clouds are probably posting more about her on the Internet than actual teenage girls.


Lindsey and Amanda must be dead.
 
2013-09-24 01:14:56 PM
So the secret to getting a headline greened is to simply copy the first paragraph of the article? Thanks for the tip, modmins.
 
2013-09-24 01:15:47 PM

Onkel Buck: Fogies? Madonna did it better.


You proved him right in 4 words
 
2013-09-24 01:18:27 PM
She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

s24.postimg.org
 
2013-09-24 01:20:11 PM
I wouldnt even know who the CU Next Tuesday was if it wasnt on Fark everyday.
 
2013-09-24 01:21:08 PM
Nice headline. Great example of the sort of wit required to get your very own green on Fark.

/none, despite the legends
//did not submit this with a less verbatim headline
 
2013-09-24 01:22:54 PM
I miss the old days of Rolling Stone where they'd put actual rock stars on the cover, like that Boston bomber kid.
 
2013-09-24 01:25:21 PM
Cheron:
She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

[s24.postimg.org image 640x480]


Whoa.  Bader-Meinhof effect.  I only even learned of Ms. Williams (former) existence about a week ago, from reading a comic book.

dailygrindhouse.com
 
2013-09-24 01:25:35 PM
Can she suck a golf ball through a garden hose?.
 
2013-09-24 01:26:48 PM
 
2013-09-24 01:29:29 PM
She's so punk.

And black. She's black as well.
 
2013-09-24 01:41:13 PM

unfarkingbelievable: Really, WTF is up with that stupid tongue thing of hers all of a sudden? She looks like a retard.  What's pathetic is that she probably believes it's "edgy."


This is how I feel about girls/women who just CAN NOT take a picture without flexing their arms and making a fake angry face. Holy fark, we get it, you're delicate flower but oh so strong but still cutesy wootsey and guys will just love you because you're so dainty but just love burping and farting. LOOKATMEIMTHEPERFECTWOMAN
 
2013-09-24 01:43:14 PM

LeroyBourne: "I'm still kind of a semi-nudist,
There are literally billions of us out there.


My hands and head are totally nude right now.
 
2013-09-24 01:53:13 PM

keepitcherry: This girl is such a farking try hard.


Nice+
 
2013-09-24 01:56:49 PM
FTFA: 'Sweet girl, do you need to potty before you put your costume on?' I'm like, 'Mom! Kanye is standing right here!'"

ok, that's pretty funny, right there.
 
2013-09-24 01:58:01 PM

divgradcurl: Rann Xerox: Remember when Rolling Stone used to be a publication about music?

o_O

Yeah.  Me neither.

/Former subscriber

[imagecache6.allposters.com image 375x450]


Probably TMI, but that issue of Rolling Stone came out during prime "body exploration" years and stayed at the top of my spank bank pile for at least a year.
 
2013-09-24 01:59:17 PM

Cheron: She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

[s24.postimg.org image 640x480]


She's not worthy to lick the fart stains out of WoW's moldy old leather shorts.
 
2013-09-24 01:59:24 PM

Cheron: She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

[s24.postimg.org image 640x480]


I sincerely hope you are being facetious.
 
2013-09-24 02:03:15 PM
Tardy.
 
2013-09-24 02:09:58 PM

loki see loki do: Tardy.


I don't feel tardy...
 
2013-09-24 02:17:01 PM

No Such Agency: Cheron:
She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

[s24.postimg.org image 640x480]

Whoa.  Bader-Meinhof effect.  I only even learned of Ms. Williams (former) existence about a week ago, from reading a comic book.

[dailygrindhouse.com image 715x315]


Women performers showing skin is so ridiculously common it's hardly worth mentioning. It's like you have to do something new to get any attention at all. Like be naked AND stuck your tongue out all the time.
 
2013-09-24 02:19:01 PM

Cheron: She is the next Wendy O Williams

found sfw pic

[s24.postimg.org image 640x480]


So did I  -
image.shutterstock.com
 
2013-09-24 02:23:53 PM
I'd let her toss my salad.

/Anything to keep her from singing.
 
2013-09-24 02:31:04 PM
So.... I read her quotes in the article pages.... and I'm actually kinda surprised.... she actually seems like a smart, relatively-eloquent, wits-about-her individual.
 
2013-09-24 02:32:27 PM
Wow, not often the Fark Hate Club gets a two-fer like this. You can rant on both Miley AND RS in one thread!
 
2013-09-24 02:55:34 PM

the_vegetarian_cannibal: It's not FARK, it's MileyCyrus'Tongue.com!

Seriously, some of you old fogies yelling at clouds are probably posting more about her on the Internet than actual teenage girls.


I'm an old fogie and I have exactly zero problems with her. Taylor Swift has the rather limited 'Good Girl' market all locked up, and there is never not a market for vaguely slutty twenty somethings.
 
2013-09-24 02:57:35 PM

Third_Uncle_Eno: So.... I read her quotes in the article pages.... and I'm actually kinda surprised.... she actually seems like a smart, relatively-eloquent, wits-about-her individual.



Steve Carell lives down the street from her, and "he always gives me the stank-eye because I drive so fast," Miley says. "The other day I was trying to reverse and I almost hit a thousand things, and I was getting nervous because I could see him going-" and here she crosses her arms and sighs loudly to demonstrate.
 
2013-09-24 03:07:06 PM
She can lick my balls and bunghole while deepthroating me...

/yeah, I said it...
 
2013-09-24 03:21:04 PM
i248.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 03:22:45 PM

tblax: Third_Uncle_Eno: So.... I read her quotes in the article pages.... and I'm actually kinda surprised.... she actually seems like a smart, relatively-eloquent, wits-about-her individual.


Steve Carell lives down the street from her, and "he always gives me the stank-eye because I drive so fast," Miley says. "The other day I was trying to reverse and I almost hit a thousand things, and I was getting nervous because I could see him going-" and here she crosses her arms and sighs loudly to demonstrate.


www.zuguide.com

"She's smart, alright."
 
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