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(The Raw Story)   Leaving kids in your car in the strip club parking lot is Florida's hottest new parenting trend   (rawstory.com) divider line 16
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2013-09-24 12:18:15 PM
Do they have to be your kids?
 
2013-09-24 12:19:56 PM
You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.
 
2013-09-24 12:22:14 PM
Well you can't take them in.
 
2013-09-24 12:23:39 PM
If it was at Cheetah, I could understand.
 
2013-09-24 12:24:04 PM

bikerbob59: You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.


Think about how many single moms work there.
 
2013-09-24 12:26:37 PM
Is this the employee or patron parking-lot?
 
2013-09-24 12:28:02 PM

bikerbob59: You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.



Yeah? Well tell that to the city council that rejected Sybarite's Helping Hands Daycare and Gentleman's Club.
 
2013-09-24 12:28:42 PM
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"Uh, excuse me, ladies? If anyone has left a toddler locked in their car, he, uh... he just found your stash."

"Oh, my God! - My baby!"

"My meth!"
 
2013-09-24 12:31:37 PM

bikerbob59: You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.


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2013-09-24 12:32:57 PM
There is no poopie in the Champagne Room!
 
2013-09-24 12:34:22 PM

jonasborg: If it was at Cheetah, I could understand.


My friends dad owns several Cheetahs throughout Florida. She was always embarrassed when she went to go visit him.
 
2013-09-24 12:38:03 PM

rkiller1: bikerbob59: You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.

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He's thinking what I'm thinking... Lunch.

/I know, old joke.
//Remember to tip you waiter, and try the prime rib.
 
2013-09-24 12:43:26 PM

bikerbob59: You would think strip clubs would have a daycare.  I mean, there are a lot of women there just standing around at times.


That's a helluva business model.
/snark aside
 
2013-09-24 01:14:48 PM
 What the hell subby, are you suggesting they take their children into the strip club?? What the hell kind of parenting is that?
 
2013-09-24 01:47:27 PM
I usually just keep brap jr. in my specially designed MC Hammer pants so that on my signal I can open my fly and he give her the literal baby holding an apple treatment.

It's not just a metaphor anymore, when you have an actual baby smuggling red delicious fruit in your pants.

There are those that dare to dream and those that dare to live the dream.

Jr. and I are in the latter.

He doesn't mind helping because he "wants a mommy."
 
2013-09-24 08:29:04 PM
Leave the farking kid in the car!
 
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