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(Opposing Views)   That awkward moment when you hire an assassin to take out your incestuous sister and he turns the gun on you instead   (opposingviews.com) divider line 42
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2013-09-24 12:46:16 PM
Ew ik ik ik ik
 
2013-09-24 01:13:29 PM
Police say that the criminals confessed to attempting, and failing, to kill Namita on three separate occasions.


Wow, Indian assassins ain't what they used to be.

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-24 01:19:58 PM
To make this story even more farked up, the reason he hired the assassins, allegedly, was that his sister was having an affair with their older brother.

I wanna read this story again to make sure this didn't happen in West Virginia.
 
2013-09-24 02:12:01 PM
More like turn their "sharp weapons and iron rods" on him.
 
2013-09-24 02:12:03 PM
i1.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-24 02:13:28 PM
TTIUWOP!!!

/also , her brother???  EEWWWW!
 
2013-09-24 02:16:25 PM
India: The Florida of Asia...
 
2013-09-24 02:18:14 PM
but is she hot?
 
2013-09-24 02:18:34 PM
What ABOUT that awkward moment?!?!! Finish your sentences, morons!
 
2013-09-24 02:21:20 PM
1 - Never pay in advance
2 - Manke sure your intended victim can't turn the table on you by using sex
3 - Don't fark your sister (unless she's really, really hot)
 
Skr
2013-09-24 02:21:29 PM
Sounds like they made a good faith three attempts to kill the sister. Wonder if the guy was jealous of his older brother.
 
2013-09-24 02:24:42 PM
Angul / Odisha /  Samar /  Subha / Narayana / Muduli /  Namita /  Abhimanyu

Bunch of foreigners


// all I got
 
2013-09-24 02:26:21 PM

jake_lex: To make this story even more farked up, the reason he hired the assassins, allegedly, was that his sister was having an affair with their older brother.

I wanna read this story again to make sure this didn't happen in West Virginia.


Yah. That joke never gets old.

/proud to be an adopted mountaineer
//Scriba, NY is, like, the incest capital of the US
///obligate third slashie
 
2013-09-24 02:28:02 PM
Next Time! on Game of Thrones!
 
2013-09-24 02:28:47 PM

jake_lex: To make this story even more farked up, the reason he hired the assassins, allegedly, was that his sister was having an affair with their older brother.

I wanna read this story again to make sure this didn't happen in West Virginia.


Jealousy is an ugly emotion, eh?

And...West Virginia?  Sure, because incest is such a uniquely Rural American phenomenon.  :D
 
2013-09-24 02:31:05 PM
We really should do something about all that West Virginian incest
 
2013-09-24 02:31:50 PM
So apparently sis puts out more than he thought
 
2013-09-24 02:32:52 PM
I've seen this movie before, but I'm pretty sure non of these participants are as pretty as the actors
 
2013-09-24 02:33:52 PM

jfivealive: We really should do something about all that West Virginian incest



Great name for a microbrew.
 
2013-09-24 02:39:08 PM

jfivealive: We really should do something about all that West Virginian incest


As an attractive single man with no relatives in the state, I'm doing my part to distract women away from their ill-intentioned relatives

EIP, WV ladies...
 
2013-09-24 02:45:55 PM
So the assassins failed in three attempts in trying to kill his sister but easily killed him on their first try LOL...add to that this all started  probably out of jeolous because she slept with their older brother but not him..
Looks like he is a loser in more ways than one.
 
2013-09-24 02:46:31 PM

Vertdang: Next Time! on Game of Thrones!


Imagine a Bollywood version of Game of Thrones.
 
2013-09-24 02:50:22 PM
Wow...those Literotica stories are getting pretty dark.
 
2013-09-24 02:55:51 PM
I know it a subscription service but when hiring an assassin or hit man pay a few bucks and get Angie's List.
 
2013-09-24 03:00:04 PM
So the sister was incestuous?  All by herself?
 
2013-09-24 03:00:49 PM
 "The three arrested persons have confessed to their crime. However, the prime accused in the case is absconding."

Just as soon as his cheque clears.


Holy crap... could FARK get a few more scripts on these pages.  This one only tried to download 6 video's to my PC.
 
2013-09-24 03:10:27 PM
Well at least it wasnt a cop.
 
2013-09-24 03:15:22 PM
Well, maybe he had it coming.  They gave it three shots and it wasn't their fault it didn't work out.  To paraphrase Chico, they went to the ball game and she wasn't there, next day, she went to the ball game and they weren't there, the day after that, nobody went to the ball game, because it was a rain out.  He probably didn't want to give them a little something, you know, for the effort.

We'll need pictures of the incestuous babe, to determine her guilt or innocence.  If she's hot, I may, as the judge, have to "depose" her in my chambers, if you know what I mean, and I think you do.
 
2013-09-24 03:32:55 PM
si0.twimg.com
 
2013-09-24 03:34:57 PM
Wow. If I had a nickel for everytime THAT happened....
 
2013-09-24 03:38:43 PM

Magorn: Wow. If I had a nickel for everytime THAT happened....


Your family reunions would be well-catered?
 
2013-09-24 04:01:14 PM

Brick-House: 3 - Don't fark your sister (unless she's really, really hot)


Sure she's a great piece of tail, with a blouse full of goodies, but... it's just illegal. Then you get into that whole inbred thing. Kids with no teeth who do nothing but play the banjo... eat apple sauce through a straw... pork farm animals.


/not obscure
 
2013-09-24 04:30:08 PM
Meh- the Borgias did it first and did it better.
 
2013-09-24 04:31:26 PM

Brick-House: 1 - Never pay in advance
2 - Manke sure your intended victim can't turn the table on you by using sex
3 - Don't fark your sister (unless she's really, really hot)



RTFA

1 - He hadn't paid yet.  The assasins lured him into the middle of nowhere telling him they wanted to collect.
2 - His sister had nothing to do with it.  They failed 3 times to kill her and decided to kill him instead.
3 - He wasn't farking his sister.  His brother was.  (Still...  eewwwww...)
 
2013-09-24 04:33:46 PM

Vertdang: Next Time! on Game of Thrones!


Didn't realize they had dubbed GoT into Hindi...
 
2013-09-24 04:42:25 PM
Ever hear of the father that confessed to his family he was into incest?? His daughter took it real hard
/rimshot
// front seat on short bus to hell
 
2013-09-24 05:26:20 PM

Amos Quito: jfivealive: We really should do something about all that West Virginian incest


Great name for a microbrew.


OK, this made me LOL
 
2013-09-24 07:39:25 PM

Sybarite: Police say that the criminals confessed to attempting, and failing, to kill Namita on three separate occasions.


Wow, Indian assassins ain't what they used to be.

[upload.wikimedia.org image 400x185]


Thugee life?
 
2013-09-24 07:56:37 PM

SuperNinjaToad: So the assassins failed in three attempts in trying to kill his sister but easily killed him on their first try LOL...add to that this all started  probably out of jeolous because she slept with their older brother but not him..
Looks like he is a loser in more ways than one.


It is easier when you can lure the victim to a dark and secluded place alone.
 
2013-09-24 08:01:54 PM
The only thing this story's missing is a jug of moonshine and dueling sitars.
 
2013-09-24 11:08:15 PM

CygnusDarius: Vertdang: Next Time! on Game of Thrones!

Imagine a Bollywood version of Game of Thrones.


...I want to see this movie.
 
2013-09-25 05:36:41 PM

jake_lex: To make this story even more farked up, the reason he hired the assassins, allegedly, was that his sister was having an affair with their older brother.

I wanna read this story again to make sure this didn't happen in West Virginia.


There are several parts of India that might as well be West Virginia, with less guns and more curry.
 
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