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(PennLive)   Volunteer firefighter charged with using his hose on a minor   (pennlive.com) divider line 20
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2013-09-24 10:03:38 AM
When I told him "Show her your nuts"
he must have misunderstood.
 
2013-09-24 12:37:29 PM
involuntary deviate sexual intercourse

What, did he get a stiffy without provocation? And what did he deviate from?
 
2013-09-24 12:38:42 PM
"corruption of a minor"?

How does Fark manage to avoid this charge?
 
2013-09-24 12:39:06 PM
You lost me
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2013-09-24 12:40:11 PM
But was she hot?
 
2013-09-24 12:45:35 PM
Apparently it must be worth it.

Sure seems like everyone is doing it.
 
2013-09-24 12:51:43 PM

dj_bigbird: involuntary deviate sexual intercourse

What, did he get a stiffy without provocation? And what did he deviate from?


To quote The Newlywed Game, "In the butt, Bob."
 
2013-09-24 12:54:14 PM
Was he providing the 14 year old girl with hands-on training about "pitot pressure"?
 
2013-09-24 12:56:20 PM
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2013-09-24 12:58:01 PM
www.spclarke.com
/13, and his second cousin
 
2013-09-24 01:07:12 PM

caddisfly: [www.spclarke.com image 468x589]
/13, and his second cousin


But it's okay because they got married. Or some stupid shiat like that.
 
2013-09-24 01:07:38 PM

caddisfly: [www.spclarke.com image 468x589]
/13, and his second cousin


What did he do with the first one?
 
2013-09-24 01:07:42 PM
Twenty Two goes into Fourteen Five times?
 
2013-09-24 01:20:43 PM
 
2013-09-24 01:34:05 PM
I always knew Frodo was kinky.
 
2013-09-24 01:48:38 PM
As we say in the department, if you can't reach the fire, reel out more hose.
 
2013-09-24 03:57:06 PM
I'm sure the poor girl will be traumatized for life by her consensual relationship with this handsome young firefighter.
 
2013-09-24 04:12:48 PM

JesusJuice: I'm sure the poor girl will be traumatized for life by her consensual relationship with this handsome young firefighter.


I agree. There was no crime here.
 
2013-09-24 05:41:14 PM

rnatalie: As we say in the department, if you can't reach the fire, reel out more hose.


Pull

FTFY

/imo
 
2013-09-24 07:11:13 PM
Did he offer to let the kid drink from the fire hose?
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