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(All Africa)   Wait a minute, you're telling me that two naked female witches crash land in front of my house after flying around in baskets and suddenly I'M the bad guy?   (allafrica.com ) divider line
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2013-09-24 08:09:44 AM  
This article is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD, I tell you.

Apparently using CAPS for certain words creates emphasis in Zimbabwe.

The American criminal justice system could learn a few things from this story, including that "police and prosecutors will face uncomfortable questions over how they took the women's story at face value".  Exactly what are uncomfortable questions?
 
2013-09-24 08:37:05 AM  

superdolfan1: This article is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD, I tell you.

Apparently using CAPS for certain words creates emphasis in Zimbabwe.

The American criminal justice system could learn a few things from this story, including that "police and prosecutors will face uncomfortable questions over how they took the women's story at face value".  Exactly what are uncomfortable questions?


"Why do these broomsticks smell funny?"
 
2013-09-24 08:46:22 AM  

superdolfan1: Exactly what are uncomfortable questions?


Do you weigh the same as a duck?  (you never ask a woman her weight)
 
2013-09-24 09:06:38 AM  
Go on...

thumbs.dreamstime.com
 
2013-09-24 09:16:43 AM  

superdolfan1: Exactly what are uncomfortable questions?


Will you two both float.....in my hot tub?
 
2013-09-24 09:20:06 AM  
Behold, USA, the future of your justice system should the GOP take control of the gov't.

/Anti-witchcraft laws?
 
2013-09-24 09:27:23 AM  
Well that was more interesting than I thought it would be :)

2nd the wtf over witchcraft being a crime (bet D&D is a felony.)
 
2013-09-24 09:29:14 AM  
12 witches in a hot tub ..


(A self cleaning coven)


/Tip your waiters.. etc
 
2013-09-24 09:29:30 AM  
the two women - who were found with a live owl...

img.gawkerassets.com

ORLY?
 
2013-09-24 09:29:59 AM  
Did you suffer them to live? Thou shall not!
 
2013-09-24 09:33:55 AM  
this story is useless without pi.... you know, maybe it's actually better left the imagination... It always ends up being the ones you DON'T want to see naked getting naked..
 
2013-09-24 09:44:55 AM  
The last time there was a witch in my yard it was my girlfriend's mother.
 
2013-09-24 09:55:28 AM  
"Police arrested the two women who identified themselves as Chipo Chakadya and Maria Moyo. They were charged under the country's witchcraft laws"

Africa is a sad continent
 
2013-09-24 09:58:25 AM  
In East Africa witches can fly by being entirely naked and putting one foot in (or sitting in) a woven basket. People believe this happens on a regular basis. In some areas owls are their familiars and people believe that witches/witch doctors can turn themselves into owls.
 
2013-09-24 10:09:07 AM  
His plan was to see people flocking to his so-called shrine - so spiritually powerful witches couldn't fly over it. It was all a grand set-up.

Awesome.
 
2013-09-24 10:10:27 AM  
I'm doing a Internet search for the video re-enactment of this crime
 
2013-09-24 10:11:54 AM  
 
2013-09-24 11:06:55 AM  

NakedApe: The last time there was a witch in my yard it was my girlfriend's mother.


Wait'll you get a mother-in-law
Who drinks
 
2013-09-24 11:55:26 AM  

MassAsster: this story is useless without pi.... you know, maybe it's actually better left the imagination... It always ends up being the ones you DON'T want to see naked getting naked..


www.sierraexpressmedia.com
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!
 
2013-09-24 12:30:29 PM  
what a naked witch might look like?

/bie?
//eip
 
2013-09-24 01:12:22 PM  
Everyone knows that magic doesn't work over consecrated ground. That idiot that tried routing a barge full of bricks over West Umbridge Cathedral really made a lot of extra paperwork for everyone else.
 
2013-09-24 01:14:26 PM  
The fascinating thing is that a religious huckster's plan to fleece people by exploiting their superstition was exposed in Africa, and in America Pat Robertson continues to rake in the millions. And the only thing dick-holsters like capt.hollister can think is that Africa is a sad continent.
 
2013-09-24 02:37:20 PM  

a far candle: In East Africa witches can fly by being entirely naked and putting one foot in (or sitting in) a woven basket. People believe this happens on a regular basis.


image.guardian.co.uk
 
2013-09-24 02:47:11 PM  
People who believe in witches flying around in woven baskets look pretty crazy to me, but most religions preach stuff that sounds even crazier.
 
2013-09-24 02:49:48 PM  

Nurglitch: The fascinating thing is that a religious huckster's plan to fleece people by exploiting their superstition was exposed in Africa, and in America Pat Robertson continues to rake in the millions. And the only thing dick-holsters like capt.hollister can think is that Africa is a sad continent.

"dick-holster"

?  I've been around for a few years and I don't think I've ever heard the term "dick-holster" to describe someone.
 
2013-09-24 03:25:04 PM  

superdolfan1: This article is GOLD, Jerry! GOLD, I tell you.

Apparently using CAPS for certain words creates emphasis in Zimbabwe.


Hey, that's all we had in the old pure-ASCII days, before your fancy HTML bold and italics and increased font size for emphasis! This article was obviously pulled from a Usenet feed...
 
2013-09-24 04:08:37 PM  
nothing that exciting ever happens around here.
 
2013-09-24 05:54:46 PM  
What naked witches might look like:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lrie09HIZz1qfsmplo1_1280.jpg  (NSFW)
 
2013-09-24 07:50:46 PM  
Mikhail Bulgakov unavailable for comment.
 
2013-09-24 11:33:53 PM  

offmymeds: MassAsster: this story is useless without pi.... you know, maybe it's actually better left the imagination... It always ends up being the ones you DON'T want to see naked getting naked..

[www.sierraexpressmedia.com image 448x272]
THE GOGGLES! THEY DO NOTHING!!!


The sunglasses, on the other hand....
 
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