somedude210: Give it up, Cruz. You farking lost. Stop trying to fark over the country because you don't understand economics and what really is screwing over the people you're supposed to represent. If you want to be in the government, you shouldn't be trying to kill it while you're there
Mr. Coffee Nerves: He's afraid of being primaried because the loudest minority in his party looks at compromise and negotiation as putting a burqa on the Statue of Liberty, reducing our Navy to one wooden dinghy powered by burning Bibles and spending 60 trillion dollars to put a giant cartoon word balloon over Mount Rushmore with all presidents saying "We love Atheist Sharia Law!"
KeatingFive: The people Senator Rafael Cruz (A Cuban with Canadian Citizenship who like to be called "Ted" in memory of Ted Kennedy) represents WANT to be screwed over. He will not lose a single vote in the next election over this.
clkeagle: Someone actually spent money to make a sad turtle Fat Head?
Jackson Herring: well i'm not going to post all of the same gifs two days in a row
Dwight_Yeast: clkeagle: Someone actually spent money to make a sad turtle Fat Head?I would wear the hell out of a Mitch McConnell puppet head suit.
Aristocles: Notice how the article refers to Senator McConnell as "Mr. McConnell." This is the NYT being racist on the sly. Disgusting.
somedude210: you're phoning it in this morning, disgusting
clkeagle: Can we take a break from bashing Cruz for a moment... and focus on mocking this picture?[graphics8.nytimes.com image 325x216]Someone actually spent money to make a sad turtle Fat Head?
theknuckler_33: Why does that dopey troll get so much attention?
Jackson Herring: somedude210: you're phoning it in this morning, disgustingno, disgusting is quoting him and giving him the attention he needs in order for his gimmick to work
Doctor Funkenstein: Aristocles: Notice how the article refers to Senator McConnell as "Mr. McConnell." This is the NYT being racist on the sly. Disgusting.Mitch McConnellSpecies: TurtleRace: Senator
Jackson Herring: this is it guys! today is the day I am going to get one over on the guy who is literally only posting in order to elicit angry responses!
somedude210: Aristocles: Notice how the article refers to Senator McConnell as "Mr. McConnell." This is the NYT being racist on the sly. Disgusting.you're phoning it in this morning, disgusting
Dwight_Yeast: /NY Times stylebook for the last 150 years: first reference, use the person's title; every reference thereafter use "Mr", "Mrs" or "Miss".
sprawl15: theknuckler_33: Why does that dopey troll get so much attention?Because for every idiotic troll there's dozens even more idiotic posters who get chubs because it's finally their day to shine and outsmart someone on the internet.
phenn: He insists it violates his own copyright if the ® isn't there.
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