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(ABC 27)   Zoo to gorilla: "Go be anti-social somewhere else"   (abc27.com) divider line 46
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2013-09-24 12:16:35 AM  
He's only that way because Donnie Wahlberg poked him with a stick.


/Yes, I watched it.
//Don't look at me.
 
2013-09-24 01:11:24 AM  
He's smart. Get ape-married. Get ape-divorced. Get no silverback.
 
2013-09-24 01:14:28 AM  
Someone identifies more with humans.
 
2013-09-24 01:15:43 AM  
Hey it's not his fault his has Apetism.
 
2013-09-24 01:16:28 AM  
Maybe he's just ape-gay.
 
2013-09-24 01:23:17 AM  
www.printmeashirt.com
 
2013-09-24 01:23:43 AM  

buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.


Im surprised the LFBT community isnt up in arms that this gorilla is being thrown under the bus just for not being a breeder.
 
2013-09-24 01:24:40 AM  
He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.
 
2013-09-24 01:26:02 AM  

strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.


I'd pay money to watch you try to spank a 430 pound monkey...
 
2013-09-24 01:27:30 AM  

strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.


That's shocking!
 
2013-09-24 01:27:57 AM  
There will be no rose ceremony

If you lead with something like that, I'm not taking you seriously as a news outlet!

/he was hand-raised by humans, which would be the problem.
//he thinks he's people!
 
2013-09-24 01:28:02 AM  

buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.


Nope, that's the bear.
 
2013-09-24 01:28:37 AM  

RatMaster999: strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.

I'd pay money to watch you try to spank a 430 pound monkey...


I tried, that's why I'm banned from the zoo for life. :(
 
2013-09-24 01:29:28 AM  
Do you love the monkey or do you love me?
 
2013-09-24 01:30:18 AM  

buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.


Actually... The last gorilla he got along with was another male named Jabari...

/nttawwt
//Jabari was killed by Dallas police in 2004 after escaping and mauling 4 people, including a child.
///Dallas Zoo hasn't had very good luck with gorillas.
 
2013-09-24 01:30:38 AM  
Well. He's no bonobo, that's for sure.
 
2013-09-24 01:34:14 AM  
An aspie gorilla? We have hipster zoo animals now?
 
2013-09-24 01:36:17 AM  

triptheory: buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.

Actually... The last gorilla he got along with was another male named Jabari...

/nttawwt
//Jabari was killed by Dallas police in 2004 after escaping and mauling 4 people, including a child.
///Dallas Zoo hasn't had very good luck with gorillas.


Gaah. I'll have to look that up. At the Oregon Zoo, we had peacocks that had been there for decades, free-roaming. They had to be removed after a little kid cornered one and got pecked in the face. The only trouble while I was there was with a rhino that was being transported cross-country to the zoo and became ill on the way. The transport team stopped at another zoo for an emergency vet consult, but it died en route. Nothing hideously violent, though.
 
2013-09-24 01:36:54 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Well. He's no bonobo, that's for sure.


No shiat. They fark just to say hello.
 
2013-09-24 01:38:06 AM  
FTFA: No move date was announced for Patrick, a gorilla Kramer described as extremely intelligent and adept at using tools.

img1.imagesbn.com

/yeah, I know a gorilla is an ape.
 
2013-09-24 01:40:59 AM  

buckler: triptheory: buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.

Actually... The last gorilla he got along with was another male named Jabari...

/nttawwt
//Jabari was killed by Dallas police in 2004 after escaping and mauling 4 people, including a child.
///Dallas Zoo hasn't had very good luck with gorillas.

Gaah. I'll have to look that up. At the Oregon Zoo, we had peacocks that had been there for decades, free-roaming. They had to be removed after a little kid cornered one and got pecked in the face. The only trouble while I was there was with a rhino that was being transported cross-country to the zoo and became ill on the way. The transport team stopped at another zoo for an emergency vet consult, but it died en route. Nothing hideously violent, though.


Here's a link to that story... I'm on a mobile so copy/paste will be necessary.

http://www.nbcnews.com/id/4558461/ns/ us_news/t/gorillas-escape-violen t -rampage-stun-zoo-officials/
 
2013-09-24 01:41:14 AM  

Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: No move date was announced for Patrick, a gorilla Kramer described as extremely intelligent and adept at using tools.

[img1.imagesbn.com image 260x308]

/yeah, I know a gorilla is an ape.


Tool found in cage:
 
2013-09-24 01:42:57 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: Danger Avoid Death: FTFA: No move date was announced for Patrick, a gorilla Kramer described as extremely intelligent and adept at using tools.

[img1.imagesbn.com image 260x308]

/yeah, I know a gorilla is an ape.

Tool found in cage:


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2013-09-24 01:51:58 AM  
Here's an odd thought: maybe wild animals don't like zoos.
/especially gay gorillas. In Dallas. In Texas.
 
2013-09-24 01:56:37 AM  
In before gay gorilla party bus from ATHF
 
2013-09-24 01:56:58 AM  
Inb4 Racist, but: Abandoned by parent, thrown into a gang of similar-aged pre-teens, moved, anti-social in simian games.

/Fresh Prince already did this.
//slahies until 1989
 
2013-09-24 01:57:38 AM  

brobinson2001: Inb4 Racist, but: Abandoned by parent, thrown into a gang of similar-aged pre-teens, moved, anti-social in simian games.

/Fresh Prince already did this.
//slahies until 1989


Parents just don't understand.
 
2013-09-24 02:27:25 AM  
Weird situation. It's only the female apes he has an issue with, otherwise he seems to be popular at this park. So they're telling him to go be fabulous somewhere else.
 
2013-09-24 02:40:30 AM  
Beeks unavailable to corroborate.

i1218.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 02:56:37 AM  
Maybe he's more interested in white women.
 
2013-09-24 03:21:57 AM  

simplicimus: Here's an odd thought: maybe wild animals don't like zoos.
/especially gay gorillas. In Dallas. In Texas.


He was born in captivity.
 
2013-09-24 03:26:59 AM  

wademh: simplicimus: Here's an odd thought: maybe wild animals don't like zoos.
/especially gay gorillas. In Dallas. In Texas.

He was born in captivity.


I can hand raise a wolf. It's still a wolf, not a dog.
 
2013-09-24 03:47:35 AM  

simplicimus: wademh: simplicimus: Here's an odd thought: maybe wild animals don't like zoos.
/especially gay gorillas. In Dallas. In Texas.

He was born in captivity.

I can hand raise a wolf. It's still a wolf, not a dog.


Yup. The difference between wild and domesticated is several generations of breeding. You don't see people walking their pet lowland gorillas in Central Park. And a housepet that wanders off into the wilderness does not become wild, they become feral.
 
2013-09-24 04:31:34 AM  

RatMaster999: strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.

I'd pay money to watch you try to spank a 430 pound monkey...


In every single Steven Segal movie, they have that move where he breaks a bad kinds are at the elbow.  It always makes me cringe.  That's why I won't watch.  But I'll still toss $20 bucks into the pot to convince strangeluck to spank the gorilla.

/no, I did not say monkey
 
2013-09-24 05:03:41 AM  

RatMaster999: strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.

I'd pay money to watch you try to spank a 430 pound monkey...


Exactly how much money are we talking about?
 
2013-09-24 05:15:01 AM  
Kinda sums up our problems with blacks. We hand-feed them until adulthood, then throw them into a pack of wild negros and expect a different outcome.
 
2013-09-24 06:42:30 AM  
 
2013-09-24 07:10:49 AM  
Insert Anthrax lyrics here.
 
2013-09-24 07:41:21 AM  

strangeluck: He's misbehaving? They just need to spank the monkey.


Amost funny, but for the fact it's not a monkey.


I feel sorry for the guy. His mum was mean to him and now he hates women. It's not his fault.
 
2013-09-24 07:42:58 AM  

Oldiron_79: the LFBT community


Goddammit, have they changed that farking acronym again?! I can never keep up...
 
2013-09-24 08:16:28 AM  
Zoo to gorilla: "Go be anti-social somewhere else."

Gorilla to zoo: "Look, you idiots. I'm a gorilla and even I know that 'antisocial' and 'unsociable' are not the same thing."
 
2013-09-24 08:30:44 AM  

brobinson2001: Kinda sums up our problems with blacks. We hand-feed them until adulthood, then throw them into a pack of wild negros and expect a different outcome.


Damn that's just...damn.  Get help.
 
2013-09-24 08:32:56 AM  

triptheory: buckler: Maybe he's just ape-gay.

Actually... The last gorilla he got along with was another male named Jabari...

/nttawwt
//Jabari was killed by Dallas police in 2004 after escaping and mauling 4 people, including a child.
///Dallas Zoo hasn't had very good luck with gorillas.


I'm guessing it's because Texas.

/and I'm moving there at the end of the month...
 
2013-09-24 08:32:57 AM  

brobinson2001: Kinda sums up our problems with blacks. We hand-feed them until adulthood, then throw them into a pack of wild negros and expect a different outcome.


Shut up, imbecile.
 
2013-09-24 09:19:36 AM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 03:31:12 PM  

RobSeace: Oldiron_79: the LFBT community

Goddammit, have they changed that farking acronym again?! I can never keep up...


I fat fingered the F instead of the g on my tablet, but I guess you could work a F in there if you wanted to lump furries in with the others.
 
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