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(ESPN)   You know your NFL career is going in the right direction when the words "hit by stripper wielding a champagne bottle" appear in a story involving you   (m.espn.go.com) divider line 22
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2013-09-23 10:26:05 PM
Adam Pacman Jones approves
 
2013-09-23 11:33:41 PM
Dude, i WISH my NFL career were going in that direction.
 
2013-09-24 06:58:48 AM
Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:

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If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.
 
2013-09-24 07:10:00 AM
There's no aggravated assault in the champagne bus.
 
2013-09-24 07:13:33 AM

wombatsrus: If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


You like them that much?
 
2013-09-24 07:13:46 AM

wombatsrus: If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


Isn't that the point of a stripper bus?
 
2013-09-24 07:33:39 AM

wombatsrus: Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:



If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


Everyone has their preferences. Remember, it is baltimore.
 
2013-09-24 07:35:49 AM

wombatsrus: Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x602]

If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


With the exception of the girl in the purple jersey, I would DEFINITELY party with those ladies.
 
2013-09-24 07:46:08 AM
Bryant McKinnie was involved? You don't say.
 
2013-09-24 07:53:41 AM

SmackLT: With the exception of the girl in the purple jersey, I would DEFINITELY party with those ladies.


Wear a helmet.

/Perhaps in multiple senses of the word.
 
2013-09-24 07:57:20 AM

wombatsrus: Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x602]

If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


Here's her sister:

troglopundit.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-24 08:11:52 AM
"Nothing good happens after midnight."

Words to live by if you're a professional athlete.
 
2013-09-24 08:19:01 AM

vdawg: "Nothing good happens after midnight."

Words to live by if you're a professional athlete.


Those are words of wisdom for everyone.
 
2013-09-24 08:25:42 AM
i.imgur.com
 
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2013-09-24 08:36:22 AM
Now we know the real reason for the CTE epidemic.
 
2013-09-24 08:37:17 AM

smerfnablin: Adam Pacman Jones approves


Pacman was driving the bus, racking up DUI mileage points.
 
2013-09-24 08:37:39 AM

The Stealth Hippopotamus: vdawg: "Nothing good happens after midnight."

Words to live by if you're a professional athlete.

Those are words of wisdom for everyone.


BORING!

Most of my best memories, or lapses in memory occurred after midnight. I think.

Granted, I also have the wherewithal to know there are some nights you don't go out. And some people you just don't go out with. Like Bryant McKinnie. Who was apparently also on the infamous Minnesota Love Boat.
 
2013-09-24 08:38:57 AM

DirtyDeadGhostofEbenezerCooke: smerfnablin: Adam Pacman Jones approves

Pacman was driving the bus, racking up DUI mileage points.


He has an alibi.  He was busy getting arrested in Ohio.

/no sh*t
 
2013-09-24 08:49:12 AM

SmackLT: wombatsrus: Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x602]

If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.

With the exception of the girl in the purple jersey, I would DEFINITELY party with those ladies.


This right here.
 
2013-09-24 08:52:53 AM

wombatsrus: If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


Are you kidding? If you get on a bus and see that, you know there are going to be stories to tell for the rest of your life.

//And some you can't. And there's about a 50/50 chance you're going to be hit in the head with a champagne bottle. But, hey, what's the point of living if you're never going to live?
 
2013-09-24 10:57:42 AM

wombatsrus: Picture of strippers on the bus, will alleged bottle swinger on the left:

[coedbc.files.wordpress.com image 600x602]

If I get on a bus and see this, I'm getting right off.


Something about that blonde hair and her hairstyle, super cute.
 
2013-09-24 03:35:37 PM
Is the one in purple Jacoby Jones?
 
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