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(WMCTV)   Missing skydiver found 28,006 feet from where someone last saw him   (wmctv.com) divider line 17
    More: Obvious, West Tennessee, Head Start, WMC-TV  
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8681 clicks; posted to Main » on 24 Sep 2013 at 2:56 AM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-24 04:18:48 AM
2 votes:
His cause of death had better not be drowning.
2013-09-24 03:35:19 AM
2 votes:
At least he died having made an impression on the world.
2013-09-24 03:14:18 AM
2 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


i1.ytimg.com
2013-09-24 10:56:37 AM
1 votes:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
2013-09-24 08:08:35 AM
1 votes:
harrumph, not one comment about the lack of wisdom of jumping from a perfectly good plane?

/bah, off to drink more coffee
2013-09-24 06:56:13 AM
1 votes:
According to the sheriff's department, the skydiver was jumping from West Tennessee Skydiving facility when he may have run into some trouble with the parachute.

That's some fine police work there, Lou.
2013-09-24 06:12:24 AM
1 votes:
At least he died doing what he loved, screaming.
2013-09-24 04:05:20 AM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


his feet
2013-09-24 03:56:37 AM
1 votes:
If this is the thread for low quality parachuting gallows humor, then:

FOR SALE: Parachute. Only used once. Never opened. Small stain.

/yes, I know this poor dude's chute partially opened
2013-09-24 03:30:34 AM
1 votes:
High Altitude Low Opening? He pretty much tied the record for low opening.
2013-09-24 03:08:32 AM
1 votes:

cman: I wonder if they found actual remains that they can do something with

The WTC was 1300 feet and people turned into spaghetti when they hit the ground on 9/11. This guy fell 28000 feet, so yeah.


Terminal velocity and all but why I would respond to you I do not know. Must be time to quit drinking.
2013-09-24 03:02:28 AM
1 votes:
i.imgur.com
2013-09-24 12:52:25 AM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


SHI
2013-09-24 12:20:31 AM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


his nose
2013-09-24 12:05:53 AM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


Maybe a big rock.
2013-09-23 11:57:55 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


Probably a tree branch.
2013-09-23 11:57:41 PM
1 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


A whole lot of the earth's surface?
 
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