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(WMCTV)   Missing skydiver found 28,006 feet from where someone last saw him   (wmctv.com) divider line 4
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2013-09-24 03:14:18 AM
3 votes:

shanrick: I wonder what the last thing was that went through his mind.


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2013-09-24 10:56:37 AM
2 votes:
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
2013-09-24 09:46:09 AM
2 votes:
He was just a rookie trooper and he surely shook with fright,He checked all his equipment and made sure his pack was tight;He had to sit and listen to those awful engines roar,He ain't gonna jump no more!(CHORUS)Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,He ain't gonna jump no more!"Is everybody happy?" cried the Sergeant looking up,Our Hero feebly answered "Yes," and then they stood him up;He jumped into the icy blast, his static line unhooked,He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock,He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop,The silk from his reserves spilled out, and wrapped around his legs,He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)The risers swung around his neck, connectors cracked his dome,Suspension lines were tied in knots around his skinny bones;The canopy became his shroud; he hurtled to the ground.He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)The days he'd lived and loved and laughed kept running through his mind,He thought about the girl back home, the one he'd left behind;He thought about the medic corps, and wondered what they'd find,He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)The ambulance was on the spot, the jeeps were running wild,The medics jumped and screamed with glee, they rolled their sleeves and smiled,For it had been a week or more since last a 'Chute had failed,He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)He hit the ground, the sound was "SPLAT", his blood went spurting high;His comrades, then were heard to say "A hell of a way to die!"He lay there, rolling 'round in the welter of his gore,He ain't gonna jump no more.(CHORUS)(slowly, solemnly; about half the speed of the other verses)There was blood upon the risers, there were brains upon the chute,Intestines were a-dangling from his paratroopers suit,He was a mess, they picked him up, and poured him from his boots,He ain't gonna jump no more.Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,Gory, gory, what a hell of a way to die,He ain't gonna jump no more!
2013-09-24 03:30:34 AM
1 votes:
High Altitude Low Opening? He pretty much tied the record for low opening.
 
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