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(LiveLeak)   How much vodka would a Russian drink, if a Russian could drink a lot of vodka? Three. The answer is three   (liveleak.com) divider line 25
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2013-09-23 08:11:38 PM  
fake. real russians can drink way more than that.
 
2013-09-23 08:51:27 PM  
Hopefully he went off-cam and stuck a stick down his throat and puked all that up..  Even weak-ass vodka in that quick of a dose would be lethal for someone twice his weight.
 
2013-09-23 11:00:52 PM  
Pheique.
 
2013-09-23 11:23:57 PM  
So young. So goddamn dumb. I hope he puked his guts out and doesn't drink again.
 
2013-09-23 11:27:13 PM  
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Three Vodkas please!
 
2013-09-23 11:28:29 PM  
Christ, I had a gag reflex just watching that.  I think it made my liver hurt, too.
 
2013-09-23 11:33:03 PM  
Guy is going to wake up dead like that.
 
2013-09-23 11:49:45 PM  
That's a lot of vodak.
 
2013-09-24 12:29:51 AM  
Ow, my brain cells.
 
2013-09-24 12:34:35 AM  
Shoenice laughs at your shenanigans. clicky pops.
 
2013-09-24 12:56:17 AM  
He's not Russian, he's Belarusian.

YouTube: Белорусский богатырь | 3 бутылки водки - by Тевель Евгений 141,775 views
Published on Aug 28, 2012
 
2013-09-24 01:06:23 AM  

HairBolus: He's not Russian, he's Belarusian.

YouTube: Белорусский богатырь | 3 бутылки водки - by Тевель Евгений 141,775 views
Published on Aug 28, 2012


So Beta-Russians are still being tested then?
 
2013-09-24 01:13:50 AM  
*shudder* I did something similar at a party years ago. I was dared to chug a large tumbler full of vodak, and I did. I instantly got horrifically drunk, passed out in my host's brother's bed, and was awakened by my host's father, who stripped me and chucked me into a cold shower. It didn't work. I passed out again on the floor, woke up with everything hurting, made my feeble apologies, and made my way home.
 
2013-09-24 01:29:39 AM  
a) white people rule the world for a reason (no fear or common sense)
b) those are 12oz bottles that's less than 3 pints draught so up yours, skinny minnie. Eat a farkin sandwich and you can drink more, where's the pickle, black bread and cheese you major fagot?
c) he gon' die  (if he doesn't get a kebab in)
 
2013-09-24 03:37:57 AM  

willfullyobscure: a) white people rule the world for a reason (no fear or common sense)
b) those are 12oz bottles that's less than 3 pints draught so up yours, skinny minnie. Eat a farkin sandwich and you can drink more, where's the pickle, black bread and cheese you major fagot?
c) he gon' die  (if he doesn't get a kebab in)


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2013-09-24 04:23:05 AM  

willfullyobscure: a) white people rule the world for a reason (no fear or common sense)
b) those are 12oz bottles that's less than 3 pints draught so up yours, skinny minnie. Eat a farkin sandwich and you can drink more, where's the pickle, black bread and cheese you major fagot?
c) he gon' die  (if he doesn't get a kebab in)


Logic (or possibly just a passport,) you don't have it.
 
2013-09-24 05:56:14 AM  

GonzoNihilist: Shoenice laughs at your shenanigans. clicky pops.


I thought this was fake. Then I looked. Then I hoped it was fake. Looked some more. Prayed it was fake...

Jesus.
 
2013-09-24 06:54:28 AM  
officer: Sir, the alcohol test just indicated you have a .98 percent alcohol level.. I don't understand how you're not dead
 
2013-09-24 07:30:53 AM  

GonzoNihilist: Shoenice laughs at your shenanigans. clicky pops.


I tried some moonshine Dad got in Kentucky a long time ago.  "Bottled" in a small mason jar.  Holy shiat that clear stuff burned going down...
 
2013-09-24 09:29:50 AM  
A man drink like that and he don't eat, he is going to die.
 
2013-09-24 10:53:00 AM  
A long time ago, I wondered why the male life expectancy of Russia is so low.
 
2013-09-24 11:09:31 AM  
I may want to avoid russian fark parties. =)
/outclassed
 
2013-09-24 02:59:41 PM  
And afterwards, they went out for drinks to celebrate...
 
2013-09-24 03:13:21 PM  
The dash-cam footage from his drive home is HILARIOUS.
 
2013-09-24 05:25:39 PM  
The first bottle goes down nicely!
The secoind bottle si a litel harder.
Teh theirts bretootle is readlyl qiteuet dificuetlk.
 
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