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(Larry For Calgary)   Running for mayor in 2013... I guess I'll need one of those website thingies   (larryforcalgary.ca) divider line 78
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2013-09-23 08:04:14 PM
Did you mean running for mayor in 1998?
 
2013-09-23 08:34:49 PM
I can't stop laughing
 
2013-09-23 08:42:49 PM
Wow a time machine back to 1995. Anyone remember Mirsky's Worst of the Web?
 
2013-09-23 08:56:22 PM
Optimized for IE 5.0
 
2013-09-23 09:08:25 PM
At least it loads fast without a lot of stupid flash or javascript.
 
2013-09-23 10:12:40 PM
Who again was that guy who offered web site design while having the shiattiest website in history?
 
2013-09-23 11:32:46 PM
Not surprisingly, this guy isn't a serious candidate....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_R._Heather

Pat Paulsen was more viable than this guy.
 
2013-09-23 11:59:29 PM
Goecities lives!
 
2013-09-23 11:59:35 PM
I miss Netscape 3.63.
 
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2013-09-24 12:00:44 AM
Written in Notepad.

bgsound=democracyattwilight.wav
 
2013-09-24 01:01:02 AM
My first thought was "what's A Larry Heather?"

and then I laughed long and hard

Other thoughts:

Is that a photo of the Grand Canyon?

What does democracy in Calgary have to do with the Twilight movie?
 
2013-09-24 01:13:26 AM
cache.ohinternet.com
He's adding animations soon enough.

On a side note, I wish my AOL were fa--s-----------t------------------------------------e-----*offli ne*
 
2013-09-24 01:15:41 AM
The problem with democracy at twilight is that it's not as pretty in the morning.
 
2013-09-24 01:26:41 AM
I rate this website 1 out of 4 Time Cubes.
 
2013-09-24 03:31:32 AM
Ahhhh, Alberta. It's like Texas for the north.
 
2013-09-24 05:26:49 AM
thetfs.ca

YO, THIS IS ZERO COOL.
 
2013-09-24 05:34:38 AM

dletter: Not surprisingly, this guy isn't a serious candidate....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_R._Heather

Pat Paulsen was more viable than this guy.


From Wikipedia, apparently he's a Vulcan.  He has to be serious. It's in his blood.
 
2013-09-24 06:51:54 AM
As someone who designs websites, I'm getting quite a kick out of the use of Algiers as a headline font and the massive table borders.
 
2013-09-24 06:55:50 AM
Wow, a delusional middle aged religious fruitbar? No way!
 
2013-09-24 06:59:51 AM
I'll press your flesh, you dimwitted sumbiatch! You don't tell your pappy how to court the electorate. We ain't one-at-a-timin' here. We're MASS communicatin'!
 
2013-09-24 07:01:56 AM

dletter: Not surprisingly, this guy isn't a serious candidate....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Larry_R._Heather

Pat Paulsen was more viable than this guy.


Sure seems earnest, though.
and racist, so there's that.
 
2013-09-24 07:04:34 AM
Someone should hack it and do a makeover.

Oh and BTW?

http://www.zombo.com/
 
2013-09-24 07:05:25 AM
larryforcalgary. ytmnd.com
 
2013-09-24 07:12:03 AM
[click] eeeeeeee aaaaaaaa e-ung, e-ung pththththththththshshshshshshshshsh eeeeee uuuuuu doo doot
 
2013-09-24 07:15:40 AM
Larry employs his technical skills as a WebSite builder with several sites on the net and his writing skills as a playwright of three produced two act dramas.

Can't wait to see the plays.
 
2013-09-24 07:18:05 AM

dj_bigbird: At least it loads fast without a lot of stupid flash or javascript.


There is great wisdom in what you say.  It reminds me of a simpler time, when I didn't have to have half a dozen add-ons and extensions to protect me from obnoxious websites.
 
2013-09-24 07:25:42 AM

notto: Larry employs his technical skills as a WebSite builder with several sites on the net and his writing skills as a playwright of three produced two act dramas.

Can't wait to see the plays.


is a WebSite, different to a website ?
 
2013-09-24 07:26:07 AM
That crashed my Windows 3.1
Anyone else on the BBS have that problem?
 
2013-09-24 07:31:59 AM

Lady J: notto: Larry employs his technical skills as a WebSite builder with several sites on the net and his writing skills as a playwright of three produced two act dramas.

Can't wait to see the plays.

is a WebSite, different to a website ?


The capitals make it better! Now, it's no WEBSITE, mind you... But, very few can handle that level of coolness...
 
2013-09-24 07:36:56 AM
This man is so conservative, there's none o' that librul MicroSoft FrontPage 2002 for him!  That's Satan talking, yessir!

(adjusts onion on belt}
 
2013-09-24 07:38:21 AM
who else is in his webring?
 
2013-09-24 07:38:44 AM
It amazes me how out of touch public officials can be from technology. What do a lot of people do nowadays if they need more information about something? They Google it. A well-designed and informative website is the perfect way to reach out to potential voters.

Someone said it best upthread - at least it loads quickly and without errors.
 
2013-09-24 07:39:00 AM
his page impressions counter is at 5400 as i write this, and climbing with a rocket
 
2013-09-24 07:41:09 AM

aevorea: It amazes me how out of touch public officialscreepy middle-aged men can be from technology.

reality.

This guy screams mental illness.
 
2013-09-24 07:41:34 AM
I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet
 
2013-09-24 07:41:35 AM

id10ts: That crashed my Windows 3.1
Anyone else on the BBS have that problem?


You need to upgrade to Winsock 2.4g
 
2013-09-24 07:43:29 AM

Wyalt Derp: I wwebsite as on the internet when you were a sperm in your daddys balls and before it was the internet


heh
 
mhd
2013-09-24 07:44:21 AM
A single-frame frameset? Why?

/Wonder if he wants to join my webring.
//Maybe I'll send him an ICQ about it
 
2013-09-24 07:45:36 AM
If you think that is cool you have to check out the Space Jam website.
 
2013-09-24 07:50:30 AM

vossiewulf: Mirsky's Worst of the Web?


Used to be my first visit in the morning.
 
2013-09-24 07:56:02 AM
Democracy at twilight, BLOOD AT DUSK!

/I love the irony of an article on "social media swarming"
//does he have a myspace page?
 
2013-09-24 07:57:00 AM

mike_d85: Democracy at twilight, BLOOD AT DUSK!

/I love the irony of an article on "social media swarming"
//does he have a myspace page?


*DAWN*  I meant to say "BLOOD AT DAWN"

/mmmm, coffeee.
 
2013-09-24 07:59:17 AM

Cheron: If you think that is cool you have to check out the Space Jam website.


AHH! My eyes!
 
2013-09-24 08:04:13 AM
Welcome to the Internet my friend!
img.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-24 08:10:02 AM
He crashed my WinModem. Now I gotta reinstall the damn TCP/IP stack.
 
2013-09-24 08:11:13 AM

MurphyMurphy: I can't stop laughing

 
2013-09-24 08:13:40 AM
oooooh he's crazy!

Heather is best known as an anti-abortion activist. He was briefly detained in 1985 for throwing ketchup on abortion activist Henry Morgentaler, upon the latter's arrival in Calgary on a fundraising tour.[1] He later protested against funding for the Calgary Birth Control Association in 1988, on the grounds that the organization provided abortion counselling.[2] A few months after the Supreme Court of Canada struck down the nation's abortion law, he was quoted as saying, "a woman's womb is the most dangerous place to live in Canada".[3] During a debate over a Calgary abortion clinic in 1991, he described Morgentaler as "a mass murderer who has murdered thousands of unborn babies".[4]
 
2013-09-24 08:14:15 AM

Cheron: If you think that is cool you have to check out the Space Jam website.


Holeeeeeeeeeeeee Shiat!
 
2013-09-24 08:18:47 AM
It has it all. The WTF tiled image, the annoying background music, the ugly font colours the unlabelled hit counter displaying a tragically small number (even with the Fark boost). Hell, it even has  frames (I used to love frames - they can be useful, but no, not here.

Two thumbs up. Would LOL again.
 
2013-09-24 08:23:23 AM

spunkymunky: Cheron: If you think that is cool you have to check out the Space Jam website.

Holeeeeeeeeeeeee Shiat!


DAMN! I can't upgrade the "N"  in the corner to a basketball because I'm not running Netscape Navigator for Mac
 
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