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(ESPN)   Raiders unveil new youth mascot apparently designed to frighten small children into liking them or else   (espn.go.com) divider line 35
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2327 clicks; posted to Sports » on 23 Sep 2013 at 9:26 PM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-23 08:12:01 PM
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Raider Man, your mission is to eat only children who root for other teams, but beware the evil Mr. Glitch. He will eat you if you are wrong.
 
2013-09-23 09:11:50 PM
Okay then, I thought that was just a joke....
 
2013-09-23 09:17:47 PM
 
2013-09-23 09:20:19 PM

Tom_Slick: http://youtu.be/tVugVQsjyaI


NFL Films really does need a new John Facenda
 
2013-09-23 09:30:00 PM
Yikes!
 
2013-09-23 09:31:07 PM
It's not a mascot, per se, it's just a character on a Nickelodeon NFL show.  Not going to actually be on the sideline of any games.

Still looks really lame.
 
2013-09-23 09:31:38 PM
Are you not entertained?!
 
2013-09-23 09:33:48 PM
Meh-don't tell those Oaktown fans that Model for their 'Raiders' logo, Randolph Scott, also inspired The Black Hole...
www.legendarycarygrant.com
 
2013-09-23 09:50:14 PM
Before you laugh too hard...

images.marketworks.com
 
2013-09-23 09:55:27 PM
img823.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-23 09:57:38 PM
NFL Rush Zone. Oh Lord, people. All 32 teams have one of these things.

Here is a gallery of them all.

Here are some instructional videos on how football was invented.

And here, after registering, help save your favorite team from the clutches of evil!
 
2013-09-23 09:59:17 PM
Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.
 
2013-09-23 10:08:52 PM

Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.


WTF is this, Digimon?
 
2013-09-23 10:15:12 PM

Ken VeryBigLiar: Before you laugh too hard...

[images.marketworks.com image 494x750]


She sounds hideous.
Well, she's a guy, so...
 
2013-09-23 10:16:51 PM

Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.


Mine is hidden behind the Packers' one.  Seems appropriate.
 
2013-09-23 10:20:48 PM

balki1867: Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.

Mine is hidden behind the Packers' one.  Seems appropriate.


No, no, that's fine, you can just buy the T-shirt.
 
2013-09-23 10:30:38 PM

Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.


I can remember beating some of those mascots on the Mega Man games.
 
2013-09-23 10:32:16 PM

Donnchadha: [upload.wikimedia.org image 445x332]

Raider Man, your mission is to eat only children who root for other teams, but beware the evil Mr. Glitch. He will eat you if you are wrong.


We're back to Square One with this.
/Remember the show.
 
2013-09-23 10:33:31 PM

Donnchadha: [upload.wikimedia.org image 445x332]

Raider Man, your mission is to eat only children who root for other teams, but beware the evil Mr. Glitch. He will eat you if you are wrong.


you won sir...
 
2013-09-23 10:59:59 PM
It's like a cross between the Hamburgler and MODOK

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-23 11:04:02 PM
my god its like the horseless headsman joined the raiders.
 
2013-09-23 11:10:18 PM

grimlock1972: my god its like the horseless headsman joined the raiders.


Well, he'd certainly be the best looking of the bunch

/and you should see the fans
//or not
 
2013-09-23 11:56:05 PM

Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.


Oh dear god the Cowboys' mascot looks horrendously homosexual... White cowboy hat with a white bandana around his neck (or where it would be if they had one)? Just wow...

Also love how some of them are actual anthropomorphic creatures while others are basically humans wearing an animal football helmet. And then we get down to the Panthers and Rams, who are anthropomorphic with animal helmets on...

And the hell did they do to my Seahawks? Why not Blitz damnit? He's our actual mascot, not a human wearing what looks vaguely like one of the Seahawk hats and arm 'feathers' that'd look very much in place in a Vegas showgirl line...
 
2013-09-24 12:02:49 AM
Maybe he should have played for the Raiders tonight.
 
2013-09-24 01:46:03 AM
lczer, feel fortunate. You could be a Chargers fan.

FUN FACT: In the cartoon this is for, they gave all the kids who are Fighting Evil team allegiances. The main character is a Chargers fan. That douchebag tourist-looking guy is the mascot they gave the main character's team.
 
2013-09-24 01:51:23 AM
And I thought Steely McBeam was unfortunate looking.
 
2013-09-24 02:20:35 AM
"Our goal is to continue to enhance our youth initiatives and add to our community relations assets."

Corporate public relations blather sounds like a liquid bowel evacuation.
 
2013-09-24 02:43:14 AM
I assumed the Jets mascot would look like Assy McGee.
 
2013-09-24 05:20:41 AM
NO
 
2013-09-24 08:19:23 AM
I literally said outloud:  "Ahhh!  That's stupid."
 
2013-09-24 08:32:22 AM
Nothing says athletic dominance like a peg leg and flip-flops.
Way to go Tampa Bay & San Diego!
 
2013-09-24 08:34:55 AM

Iczer: Also love how some of them are actual anthropomorphic creatures while others are basically humans wearing an animal football helmet. And then we get down to the Panthers and Rams, who are anthropomorphic with animal helmets on...


Saints & Pats put a hat on helmet.

/yo dawg
 
2013-09-24 10:30:09 AM

balki1867: Gosling: Threw out the gallery URL. Try this one.

Mine is hidden behind the Packers' one.  Seems appropriate.


I like that the Redskins guy is the most Caucasian looking one of the bunch.
 
2013-09-24 04:44:04 PM
ts2.mm.bing.net
 
2013-09-25 08:55:47 AM
They should just get superfan Gorilla Rilla to do this, he is already good with kids.
 
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