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(Orlando Sentinel)   The suspect is pantless. I repeat, the suspect is pantless   (orlandosentinel.com) divider line 32
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2013-09-23 08:03:44 PM  
"he confessed to 'fondling' himself while in his car, according to the report."

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2013-09-23 08:15:52 PM  
Pantless... okay, well, so now we know its not a dog.
 
2013-09-23 08:19:49 PM  
Is he headed toward that place that sells chili?
 
2013-09-23 09:06:19 PM  
Pantless dance teacher

PANTS OFF DANCE OFF!
 
2013-09-23 09:30:40 PM  
TFA: he confessed

well there's his main problem
 
2013-09-23 09:31:31 PM  
I can't wait 'til they throw his pantsless butt in jail.
 
2013-09-23 09:33:14 PM  
Letterman gets away with this all the time.
 
2013-09-23 09:36:00 PM  

ultraholland: TFA: he confessed

well there's his main problem


Arachnophobe: I can't wait 'til they throw his pantsless butt in jail.


Somehow I get the feeling he will enjoy jail.
 
2013-09-23 09:38:15 PM  
This is Papa Bear. Put out an APB for a male suspect, driving a... car of some sort, heading in the direction of... you know, that place that sells chili. Suspect is hatless. Repeat, hatless.
 
2013-09-23 09:41:38 PM  
Pants-free trifecta complete?
 
2013-09-23 09:42:47 PM  
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I'm directly under the earths sun... now!
 
2013-09-23 09:49:04 PM  
No mas pantalones.
 
2013-09-23 09:54:22 PM  
Male choreographer.  Exposing himself to adolescent guys.  I'm going to go out on a limb here, but he's straight right?  Red blooded American heterosexual all the way.
 
2013-09-23 09:56:04 PM  
You know, when I was a teen, I would have counted my lucky stars to have gotten involved in a tryst like this.

/Oh wait, wrong thread...
 
2013-09-23 09:56:32 PM  
Calling all cords, calling all cords.
 
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2013-09-23 09:59:57 PM  
W T F?!?!? Oh, it's Florida. Nothing new here.
 
2013-09-23 10:06:38 PM  
Stop spying on me, Subby.
 
2013-09-23 10:08:24 PM  
But I've never even been to Florida!
 
2013-09-23 10:15:53 PM  
1-2-3-4...and step...1-2-3-4...JIZZ HANDS!
 
2013-09-23 10:26:12 PM  
But was he wearing a hat?
 
2013-09-23 10:29:44 PM  
Been there, done that
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2013-09-23 10:54:45 PM  

Arachnophobe: I can't wait 'til they throw his pantsless butt in jail.


Finally
 
2013-09-23 11:08:21 PM  
I just woke up from a nap where I had a dream that featured a sexy female anteater wearing pants and a gun belt.

/csb?
 
2013-09-23 11:21:39 PM  
rymimg.com
 
2013-09-23 11:32:42 PM  
Is this some kind of interpretive dance? That can be a new hipster thing now, you know.
 
2013-09-23 11:36:30 PM  
If you're going to embrace your lack of imagination, you could at least get the line right.
 
2013-09-23 11:45:02 PM  
Wait, a guy is caught in a car without his pants again? Was he with a priest?
 
2013-09-24 12:00:36 AM  
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2013-09-24 12:18:40 AM  
For some reason, that reminded me of an incident years ago, when I was judging a regional high school Thespian competition. Between sets, I was relaxing in the quad of the school we were at, and one girl, about 16, came up to me. I was pleasant enough and made small talk, then she said "I'd do anything to get a good score...anything." She then pressed her breasts and body up against me. I backed up immediately, and with "Don't Stand So Close to Me" playing in my head, I said. "Good. Then you'll be willing to use your training and skills to the best of your ability. Other methods can get you...disqualified. Do I make myself clear?"

She shot me a dirty look and took off. Truth be told, she wasn't that good at acting.
 
2013-09-24 12:33:12 AM  

buckler: For some reason, that reminded me of an incident years ago, when I was judging a regional high school Thespian competition. Between sets, I was relaxing in the quad of the school we were at, and one girl, about 16, came up to me. I was pleasant enough and made small talk, then she said "I'd do anything to get a good score...anything." She then pressed her breasts and body up against me. I backed up immediately, and with "Don't Stand So Close to Me" playing in my head, I said. "Good. Then you'll be willing to use your training and skills to the best of your ability. Other methods can get you...disqualified. Do I make myself clear?"

She shot me a dirty look and took off. Truth be told, she wasn't that good at acting.


Maybe she was using her training and skills to the best of her ability!
 
2013-09-24 12:47:27 AM  

Prof. Frink: buckler: For some reason, that reminded me of an incident years ago, when I was judging a regional high school Thespian competition. Between sets, I was relaxing in the quad of the school we were at, and one girl, about 16, came up to me. I was pleasant enough and made small talk, then she said "I'd do anything to get a good score...anything." She then pressed her breasts and body up against me. I backed up immediately, and with "Don't Stand So Close to Me" playing in my head, I said. "Good. Then you'll be willing to use your training and skills to the best of your ability. Other methods can get you...disqualified. Do I make myself clear?"

She shot me a dirty look and took off. Truth be told, she wasn't that good at acting.

Maybe she was using her training and skills to the best of her ability!


I do have to say that drama girls are incredibly...uninhibited. Had some great times in HS drama. As an adult, though, I never got the urge to masturbate nude from the waist down in a car while waiting for them to come by.
 
2013-09-24 12:51:14 AM  
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