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(My San Antonio)   Woman shoots self in head while driving (with helpful police reenactment)   (mysanantonio.com) divider line 33
    More: Dumbass, Interstate 35 Monday morning, Dodge Stratus, San Antonio Military Medical Center  
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2013-09-23 05:59:44 PM  
This is why I take my girlfriend's cell phone away when she is carrying
 
2013-09-23 06:22:41 PM  
Non-story, overzealous woman driver.
 
2013-09-23 06:31:04 PM  
How inconsiderate. Would it have killed her to pull over first?
 
2013-09-23 06:45:50 PM  
Police said the woman's car was locked from the inside so police had to break out a window to try to help her.

Locked...from the INSIDE!? *dramatic chord*

This is why I never went into police work.  My powers of deduction are just not that good.I would have been stymied as to how the doors managed to be locked and what to do about it.
 
2013-09-23 06:57:11 PM  
FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?
 
2013-09-23 07:23:44 PM  
She drives a Dodge Stratus!
 
2013-09-23 07:24:57 PM  
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2013-09-23 07:25:46 PM  
Something sort of similar may have happened in Phoenix

http://www.azcentral.com/community/northvalley/articles/20130923phoe ni x-driver-shot-car-veers-onto-interstate-abrk.html

i.imgur.com
I'm wondering if it was ELF waves that caused this reaction in both of them.
 
2013-09-23 07:26:22 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?


She should have written herself down towards the end instead of first.
 
2013-09-23 07:26:46 PM  
*scans headline*


chrisgomersall.me
 
2013-09-23 07:36:59 PM  
All the people on the list will get over it, she won't.
 
2013-09-23 07:41:39 PM  
Shoot yourself in the head all you want, but don't put other people at risk that are just trying to get to their shiatty job. For maximum effect, do it in the bathroom shower of the person's house that is upsetting you most. This shows them that it is undeniably their fault they you cashed your ticket in while demonstrating the same thoughtfulness you had in life by making clean up very easy.
 
2013-09-23 07:45:43 PM  

RoyBatty: Something sort of similar may have happened in Phoenix

http://www.azcentral.com/community/northvalley/articles/20130923phoe ni x-driver-shot-car-veers-onto-interstate-abrk.html

[i.imgur.com image 457x275]
I'm wondering if it was ELF waves that caused this reaction in both of them.


webtrax.hu
 
2013-09-23 08:08:26 PM  
Boom! Headshot!

That's sad though.
 
2013-09-23 08:18:56 PM  

fusillade762: How inconsiderate. Would it have killed her to pull over first?


Responsible gun owner.
 
2013-09-23 08:22:48 PM  
But was she wearing her seatbelt?
 
2013-09-23 08:31:22 PM  
Cleaning your gun may not be advisable whilst putting on your makeup, talking on your cell phone, and driving.
 
2013-09-23 08:35:33 PM  

ElLoco: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?

She should have written herself down towards the end instead of first.


Yes it was more of a suicide-murder.  A trend which I am hopeful will catch on.
 
2013-09-23 08:46:15 PM  
See. When women try to do the whole murder/suicide thing at least they get the order right.
 
2013-09-23 08:51:53 PM  
Driving on I-35?  Can't blame her.
 
2013-09-23 09:58:23 PM  
Yeah, because we all need another traffic jam about as much as she needs a hole in her head.
 
2013-09-23 10:26:07 PM  
s3.amazonaws.com
 
2013-09-23 11:01:49 PM  
t was either when she realized she was driiving a Stratus, or realized was living in San Antonio.
 
GBB
2013-09-23 11:05:27 PM  

Billy Bathsalt: ElLoco: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?

She should have written herself down towards the end instead of first.

Yes it was more of a suicide-murder.  A trend which I am hopeful will catch on.


www.dvdizzy.com

Nobody try anything or I'll kill myself, then her, I swear to God!

/Love that line.
 
2013-09-23 11:33:04 PM  
fc04.deviantart.net

Too vague?
 
2013-09-23 11:58:28 PM  

Bathia_Mapes: FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?


Dear Lord, we can't even do workplace violence right in this city. WTF?
 
2013-09-24 03:25:17 AM  
Advice of the day:

Never scratch your ear with the barrel of a gun. It may damage your eardrum.
 
2013-09-24 03:56:32 AM  

HisBoyLeroy: Shoot yourself in the head all you want, but don't put other people at risk that are just trying to get to their shiatty job. For maximum effect, do it in the bathroom shower of the person's house that is upsetting you most. This shows them that it is undeniably their fault they you cashed your ticket in while demonstrating the same thoughtfulness you had in life by making clean up very easy.


Easy clean up is thoughtful, but even more thoughtful is to lay down in their bed and pull the trigger. That way, every time they go to sleep, they'll think of you.
 
2013-09-24 07:43:19 AM  
She blew her mind out in a car. I guess she didn't notice that the lights had changed.

/Was anybody sure if she was from the House of Lords?
 
2013-09-24 08:52:27 AM  

RoyBatty: Something sort of similar may have happened in Phoenix

http://www.azcentral.com/community/northvalley/articles/20130923phoe ni x-driver-shot-car-veers-onto-interstate-abrk.html

[i.imgur.com image 457x275]
I'm wondering if it was ELF waves that caused this reaction in both of them.


That's like...Fringe-y type stuff there.  *shifty eyes*
 
2013-09-24 11:41:55 AM  

Grave_Girl: Bathia_Mapes: FTA: Gonzales also said that a note with several people listed on it, was found inside the car.


Murder-suicide?

Dear Lord, we can't even do workplace violence right in this city. WTF?


I'm okay with this.
 
2013-09-24 11:44:17 AM  

mephitisme: [fc04.deviantart.net image 450x687]

Too vague?


Seeing as that was the first reference that came to mind, I think not.

/still wish I snagged it first.
 
2013-09-24 02:02:42 PM  
Woman shoots self in head while driving on I-35
Perfectly reasonable reaction to having to drive I-35.
 
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