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2013-09-23 05:29:47 PM  
and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?
 
2013-09-23 05:34:10 PM  
And yes, you do need the recommended eight cups of fluid per day

FIAL!
 
2013-09-23 05:43:49 PM  

TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?


It is for me.

I had a kidney stone once. I upped my fluid intake from 8 cups a day to "lots"

Once an hour sounds about right.
 
2013-09-23 06:38:39 PM  
1. You're Pregnant.

Somehow I doubt that.


TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?


Only if I'm drinking heavily.
 
2013-09-23 06:52:42 PM  
This article is bad, and you should feel bad for posting it.
 
2013-09-23 06:54:59 PM  
When I was on submarines, we discovered that the grape kool-aid turned your pee green. Naturally we would tell the new kids on the boat that if they had green pee it was a sign of excessive radiation exposure and that they should immediately go see doc.
 
2013-09-23 06:55:08 PM  
What is it trying to tell me if it's red?
 
2013-09-23 06:55:29 PM  
Pissing out an S.O.S.
 
2013-09-23 06:55:31 PM  
Is "that I have tennis elbow" one of the 6?
 
2013-09-23 06:58:48 PM  
People with gout should drink more water than most people. Uric acid, which causes gout, is excreted in urine.
 
2013-09-23 06:59:17 PM  

Loucifer: Pissing out an S.O.S.


Message in my urine.
Yeah...
 
2013-09-23 06:59:18 PM  
Mine is trying to tell me that I'm an alcoholic and that burning sensation isn't just going to go away.
 
2013-09-23 06:59:22 PM  

leonel: What is it trying to tell me if it's red?


If you were to ask my GP, he'd say it means you should quit smoking and drinking, although that's his answer to everything, so whatever.

/ miss the days when doctors were alcoholic smokers
 
2013-09-23 07:00:20 PM  

Bermuda59: When I was on submarines, we discovered that the grape kool-aid turned your pee green. Naturally we would tell the new kids on the boat that if they had green pee it was a sign of excessive radiation exposure and that they should immediately go see doc.


That's funny.
 
2013-09-23 07:04:01 PM  
Mine is telling me to lay off the asparagus.
 
2013-09-23 07:04:08 PM  

TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?


I've heard the same thing from several doctors in the past, especially if you're sweating a lot.
 
2013-09-23 07:06:03 PM  
Mine keeps spelling out my name in snow banks.
 
2013-09-23 07:08:59 PM  
"That was some party, but now it's 6 a.m. and I feel like ruining your sleep."
 
2013-09-23 07:12:40 PM  
Mine says, "Sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss."
 
2013-09-23 07:12:54 PM  
If you believe everything your pee is trying to tell you then urine sane.
 
2013-09-23 07:14:02 PM  

TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?


Seriously, this.   Taking a piss once every hour???

pinkunderbelly.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-23 07:15:54 PM  
If you piss a rainbow you're gay.
 
2013-09-23 07:16:13 PM  
Mine is telling me that it prefers to be in the dishwasher or closet on a Saturday night.
 
2013-09-23 07:17:27 PM  

Primitive Screwhead: Loucifer: Pissing out an S.O.S.

Message in my urine.
Yeah...


I read this as Message In A Bottle was playing on the radio.

/bizarre
 
2013-09-23 07:17:50 PM  

LeroyB: If you believe everything your pee is trying to tell you then urine sane.


Zing!
 
2013-09-23 07:17:59 PM  
If it's yellow, save the fellow, if it's brown, make him drown
 
2013-09-23 07:20:47 PM  
No Ogre?
Disappointed..
/NERDS!
 
2013-09-23 07:23:51 PM  
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2013-09-23 07:31:34 PM  

leonel: What is it trying to tell me if it's red?


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2013-09-23 07:44:10 PM  
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2013-09-23 07:47:06 PM  
Mine's telling me I'm hallucinating.
 
2013-09-23 07:48:20 PM  
No mention of "you recently ate beets or asparagus?"
 
2013-09-23 07:50:46 PM  

uncleacid: If you piss a rainbow you're gay.


Or you're from Xanth.
 
2013-09-23 07:56:03 PM  
Peeing once an hour? My dad does that, but he's almost 80.

I pee like maybe 4 times a day, max.
 
2013-09-23 08:02:38 PM  
"Ow! Lay off the damn whores!"
 
2013-09-23 08:17:52 PM  
to become a german porn star called Hans Riesewurst

that's what my pee is tell me

/not sure if I should listen though

silly pee!
 
2013-09-23 08:47:44 PM  
"Well, we'll just take a look at what you put the container and  .  .  ."
"Dr?  There no urine in there"
"Jesus buddy, does it hurt?
"kinda, yeah"
"If this doesn't lighten up, get to the ER as it is, go home .  .  . "
"And do what?"
"Wait - "

been waitin' fifteen years now, sorta tired of it.
 
2013-09-23 09:45:16 PM  

doglover: TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?

It is for me.

I had a kidney stone once. I upped my fluid intake from 8 cups a day to "lots"

Once an hour sounds about right.


I upped myself to 8 cups/day of *water* (not other fluids) after my first stone. After the third, I now do a 32 oz cup every 2 hours while at work. I hate having to hold it when in meetings or driving, but it beats the fark out of another stone.
 
2013-09-23 09:47:23 PM  
What's my pee trying to tell me? Ususally it's that I'm pissing it off.
 
2013-09-23 09:53:18 PM  
7. Everyone in the restroom knows you ate asparagus for dinner.
 
2013-09-23 10:12:48 PM  
"We should do this more often."
 
2013-09-23 10:30:55 PM  
4.bp.blogspot.com

It makes you a better hitter!
 
2013-09-23 10:39:48 PM  

serial arseonist: TheOmni: and you should be going regularly, about once an hour depending on a variety of factors.

I was with them on the hydration thing up until there. Is that really normal and healthy behavior?

Seriously, this.   Taking a piss once every hour???

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Well, if your significant other is into the whole golden shower thing, they might be happy.  However, if you don't pee on them once an hour like Old Faithful, they might think that you're cheating on them or you don't love them any more.
 
2013-09-23 10:49:57 PM  

The Southern Dandy: 7. Everyone in the restroom knows you ate asparagus for dinner.


This is why I can't eat asparagus anymore.  I love the taste, the crunch, the delicious ways it can be prepared...

Apparently only some of us can smell it, though.  Everyone makes the noxious crap, but only a quarter of us can tell.
 
2013-09-23 11:10:21 PM  

Bermuda59: When I was on submarines, we discovered that the grape kool-aid turned your pee green. Naturally we would tell the new kids on the boat that if they had green pee it was a sign of excessive radiation exposure and that they should immediately go see doc.


that's farking hilarious. When I worked in a pharmacy their was an old dirty man pharmacist that would always tell us all sorts of different things about the side effects of lesser used drugs, apparently there are a few that will turn your pee various colors from blue to orange (if I remember correctly).

TomD9938: / miss the days when doctors were alcoholic smokers


when did that change? I'm not aware that it has, or maybe they moved on to RX?
 
2013-09-23 11:18:02 PM  

TomD9938: leonel: What is it trying to tell me if it's red?

If you were to ask my GP, he'd say it means you should quit smoking and drinking, although that's his answer to everything, so whatever.

/ miss the days when doctors were alcoholic smokers


Yes, my GP says the same thing. However, he is about 300lbs. and has fingers the size & temperature of a Popsicle. I would rather just go ahead and succumb to colon cancer.
 
2013-09-23 11:23:15 PM  
Something else...if you notice a twinge of lower back pain, around where the kidneys are, and you are having DARK color urine...increase the WATER and something I do.  Every morning I add two cranberry capsules with 16 oz of water, and then again when I get home from work.  I've had kidney stones twice.
If you've never had them, you NEVER want them.  Worse pain I've ever had was one night about 20
years ago.  Got back after bunch of guys from work helped close down a bar....about 3am, woke up
with what I thought was bad case of lower back & lower gut pain.  Tried to urinate...NOTHING.  Had a buddy take me to the ER, even morphine wasn't helping.  X-ray showed blockage.  After another dose of morphine, a few more pics...pain just vanished.........and I filled up one of those pee things in the ER.
Passed in the hospital.  I don't wish that pain even on my worst enemy!
 
2013-09-23 11:28:13 PM  

Aestatis: The Southern Dandy: 7. Everyone in the restroom knows you ate asparagus for dinner.

This is why I can't eat asparagus anymore.  I love the taste, the crunch, the delicious ways it can be prepared...

Apparently only some of us can smell it, though.  Everyone makes the noxious crap, but only a quarter of us can tell.


I thought the science was still out on whether or not everyone's pee smells after eating asparagus? (though you'd think devising a controlled experiment would be easy enough).
 
2013-09-23 11:36:54 PM  

fusillade762: Aestatis: The Southern Dandy: 7. Everyone in the restroom knows you ate asparagus for dinner.

This is why I can't eat asparagus anymore.  I love the taste, the crunch, the delicious ways it can be prepared...

Apparently only some of us can smell it, though.  Everyone makes the noxious crap, but only a quarter of us can tell.

I thought the science was still out on whether or not everyone's pee smells after eating asparagus? (though you'd think devising a controlled experiment would be easy enough).


http://www.webmd.com/food-recipes/features/why-pee-smells-funny-eat- as paragus agrees with what I said.   http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20876394  suggests that it's a bit more complicated (a range of production of the odorous compound & a range of detection ability), but I just read the abstract, and it was published in a journal I've never heard of, so who knows.

It's probably surprisingly difficulty to get people to A) Eat asparagus and B) Pee in a cup and C) Sniff the cup, and other cups that you're pretty damn sure are someone else's pee.
 
2013-09-23 11:44:58 PM  
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