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(Washington Post)   Former Washington DB Fred Smoot urges 0-3 Washington to stay strong and trust each other in adversity. Just kidding. He called RGIII a "brat" and coach Mike Shanahan "the Red Lobster"   (washingtonpost.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-23 06:49:59 PM
He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?
 
2013-09-23 07:22:19 PM
I'll stick with referring to him as Ferret Face.
 
2013-09-23 07:37:29 PM
I'm sure that they care what Fred Admiral Nelson Smoot has to say.
 
2013-09-23 07:58:52 PM
Disgruntled former employee is disgruntled.
 
2013-09-23 07:59:16 PM
piximus.net
 
2013-09-23 07:59:32 PM
Smoot is hilarious on /r/NFL.
 
2013-09-23 07:59:34 PM
Stick to doing tariffs, Smoot.
 
2013-09-23 08:21:08 PM
RG3 isn't the problem.  It's the defense who can't tackle.

That head-first fumble was pretty dumb though.
 
2013-09-23 08:26:28 PM

jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?


He was the organizer of that event iirc
 
2013-09-23 08:29:03 PM
He's right about the lobster, and he's not really slamming RGIII- he's telling the truth, the guy is getting humbled.
 
2013-09-23 08:29:25 PM
I see that the faithful are circling the wagons, so to speak.
 
2013-09-23 08:53:40 PM

pag1107: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

He was the organizer of that event iirc


You are correct.

FTWiki:

Smoot was the alleged ringleader of the entire operation. He is said to have been the one who hired the boats for the cruise on Lake Minnetonka. Smoot's agent has dismissed these claims. Smoot, however has not denied that he was on the boat that night. Smoot allegedly held a double-headed dildo and inserted it into the vaginas of two women who were lying on the floor in the lounge area. After one woman left he continued to "manipulate the dildo" inside the other woman in front of the young crew.

Clearly this man is not what I'd call a paragon of maturity.
 
2013-09-23 09:00:39 PM
www.terezowens.com

dude has a red glow.
 
2013-09-23 09:02:57 PM
The Red Lobster is PERFECT for Shanahan.
 
2013-09-23 09:04:45 PM
I'll never forget watching the Panthers Steve Smith absolutely torch him 5 or 6 years back.  That's where the phrase "getting Smooted" came from.

/ah good times
 
2013-09-23 09:25:39 PM

foo monkey: RG3 isn't the problem.  It's the defense who can't tackle.

That head-first fumble was pretty dumb though.


THIS.

Defense that can't tackle and has given up a record amount of yards through 3 games. Read an article where the Lions WRs were making fun of how shiatty Haslett's play calling was as well.

Swear that man doesn't gameplan. Seems like his strategy every week is to tell the players to go out there and try their best.
 
2013-09-23 09:27:56 PM

jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?


They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.
 
2013-09-23 09:40:39 PM

meanmutton: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.


I know, I was just bustin' chops.
 
2013-09-23 09:45:06 PM

meanmutton: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.


Two stories getting mixed up. Smoot chartered the famous sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka when he was with the Vikings. Chmura had sex with an underage girl.
 
2013-09-23 10:00:14 PM

4NSpy: Smoot is hilarious on /r/NFL.


I like that Smoot went on there to confirm he was NOT on Bryant McKinnie's party bus last night.

/He was invited though, of course.
//From here on out Jacoby, you shall be known as "Sweet Pea"
 
2013-09-23 10:10:55 PM

eazye1334: meanmutton: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.

Two stories getting mixed up. Smoot chartered the famous sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka when he was with the Vikings. Chmura had sex with an underage girl.


You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.
 
2013-09-23 10:32:05 PM

jaylectricity: You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.


Trying to take over the O'Reilly Factor?
 
2013-09-23 10:33:38 PM
Why would we care what this guy thinks of a football team?

mstatic.mit.edu
 
2013-09-23 10:38:14 PM

jaylectricity: eazye1334: meanmutton: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.

Two stories getting mixed up. Smoot chartered the famous sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka when he was with the Vikings. Chmura had sex with an underage girl.

You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.


Smoot is a dirtbag anyway, so carry on.
 
2013-09-23 10:52:36 PM

eazye1334: jaylectricity: eazye1334: meanmutton: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

They weren't "underage girls".  They were high end adult prostitutes.

Two stories getting mixed up. Smoot chartered the famous sex boat party on Lake Minnetonka when he was with the Vikings. Chmura had sex with an underage girl.

You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.

Smoot is a dirtbag anyway, so carry on.


I only know two things about the guy:  He said something awesome and he threw an awesome sex party on a yacht.
 
2013-09-23 10:59:03 PM
Mmmmm....brats and lobster...
 
2013-09-23 11:05:39 PM
For real, I don't see any problem with Smoot paying some women good money to do something that probably feels good anyway. I mean, who wouldn't want to get their genitals stimulated and get paid at the same time?
 
2013-09-23 11:11:04 PM

jaylectricity: For real, I don't see any problem with Smoot paying some women good money to do something that probably feels good anyway. I mean, who wouldn't want to get their genitals stimulated and get paid at the same time?


Go on...
 
2013-09-23 11:13:25 PM

jaylectricity: You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.


Wait, so after the boat docked, did he and the underage girl leave together in the limo with Ray Lewis, or did they stick around for the illegal dog fights?
 
2013-09-23 11:14:02 PM
that sounds like a double 'dong'!
 
2013-09-23 11:45:43 PM

balki1867: jaylectricity: You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.

Wait, so after the boat docked, did he and the underage girl leave together in the limo with Ray Lewis, or did they stick around for the illegal dog fights?


Holy shiat...respect another human being's privacy you fracking vulture!!!!

haha
 
2013-09-24 12:34:53 AM

balki1867: jaylectricity: You got it. I'm trying this thing I heard about where you just mix up stories and people who don't bother to check it out will forever think that Smoot was on a boatload of high school cheerleaders.

Wait, so after the boat docked, did he and the underage girl leave together in the limo with Ray Lewis, or did they stick around for the illegal dog fights?


Glenn Beck is not the issue, here
 
2013-09-24 12:58:45 AM

The Madd Mann: pag1107: jaylectricity: He's always been a jackass...isn't he one of those guys that was on the boat with Chmura or whatever that thing was with the underage runaway girls?

He was the organizer of that event iirc

You are correct.

FTWiki:

Smoot was the alleged ringleader of the entire operation. He is said to have been the one who hired the boats for the cruise on Lake Minnetonka. Smoot's agent has dismissed these claims. Smoot, however has not denied that he was on the boat that night. Smoot allegedly held a double-headed dildo and inserted it into the vaginas of two women who were lying on the floor in the lounge area. After one woman left he continued to "manipulate the dildo" inside the other woman in front of the young crew.

Clearly this man is not what I'd call a paragon of maturity.


Clearly he should have gone ass to ass instead?

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2013-09-24 01:17:34 AM

EvilMonkeyBoy: 4NSpy: Smoot is hilarious on /r/NFL.

I like that Smoot went on there to confirm he was NOT on Bryant McKinnie's party bus last night.

/He was invited though, of course.
//From here on out Jacoby, you shall be known as "Sweet Pea"


He also confirmed the okra patch T-shirts are coming.
 
2013-09-24 07:52:55 AM
Living in DC and not being a Redskins fan, I have to agree with Smoot that RG3 comes off as a bit of a spoiled brat. If he doesn't get his way, he is all too happy to lob a few comments at the media.

On a number of occasions over the off season he relayed things in press conferences that were either a) privately stated to him from Shanahan or b) not said by Shanahan at all.

In every one of those instances, it sounded like RG3 was trying to put Shanahan in a position where he would be forced to play him, or look like an idiot.

In my mind, RG3 has a bit of the Manziel mentality in him and it is causing nothing but harm.
 
2013-09-24 08:17:48 AM

bronyaur1: I'm sure that they care what Fred Admiral Nelson Smoot has to say.


"No captain can do very wrong if he places his dildo inside that of two women at once."
 
2013-09-24 10:44:32 AM
Wait, this is the same Fred Smoot that couldn't cover a bed, let alone a wideout amirite?
 
2013-09-24 02:03:19 PM
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-24 05:53:56 PM
I like how people will only blame the defense, like an offense that can't score until they're down 30 isn't also a problem. Every part of the Redskins' team sucks.
 
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