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(The Smoking Gun)   College professor who thinks one of his students wasn't wearing underwear decides to make the woman a research subject   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 11
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2013-09-23 07:10:20 PM  
4 votes:
"Hey, why do you have all these up-skirt videos?"
"Why I'm conducting research to prove this young lady is not wearing underwear"
"So why all the videos of your student's chests"
"Oh those? Well I really like boobs."
2013-09-23 08:28:35 PM  
3 votes:

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


Behind the panties, pixels. Not my thing.
2013-09-23 08:28:55 PM  
2 votes:

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


I bet it was a little harder to camouflage a VHS camcorder back in then, huh?
2013-09-23 08:00:42 PM  
2 votes:
Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.
2013-09-23 07:16:34 PM  
2 votes:
happygumbo.files.wordpress.com
2013-09-24 12:58:45 AM  
1 votes:
College professor here, to bestow upon you the gift of my wisdom. You know, like we do.

1. Undergraduates fail to wear underwear all the time. That is because undergraduates are gross pseudo-children, as anyone who is being honest with themselves will recall from when they were 18-22... ESPECIALLY if they went to college.

2. The likelihood of an undergraduate failing to wear underwear is inversely proportional to the likelihood that you wouldn't mind.

3. Creepy spy tech, like the fake pen this guy used, is so cheap and readily available and good that he must have been practically shoving the "pen" down their cleavage for them to notice.

4. Yes, I realize how it sounds, what I just said. But seriously, Google it. I don't get how every public bathroom, hotel room, locker room, apartment or rental house bedroom, and nude beach disrobing area doesn't have twenty of these "pens" lying around.

5. Yes, I realize that what I just now said only made the apparent creepiness of the preceding statement more pronounced.

6. My office hours are cancelled until further notice. You all get As.
2013-09-23 11:56:13 PM  
1 votes:
I have just obtained this exclusive photo of the professor...

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2013-09-23 08:20:26 PM  
1 votes:

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


Did you, now?
2013-09-23 07:45:09 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."


Rofl...and you gotta love how the commenter chucks the ol' presumption of innocence right out the window.

Very "conservative" of him.
2013-09-23 07:21:23 PM  
1 votes:

jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."


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2013-09-23 04:30:41 PM  
1 votes:
"You said 'make' twice."
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