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(The Smoking Gun)   College professor who thinks one of his students wasn't wearing underwear decides to make the woman a research subject   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 39
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2013-09-23 04:30:41 PM
"You said 'make' twice."
www.scvhistory.com

 
2013-09-23 06:35:42 PM
What Makemake might look like:

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2013-09-23 06:42:14 PM
University of Florida

Whar "Florida" tag, WHAR???
 
2013-09-23 07:03:27 PM
Is make make like snu snu?
 
2013-09-23 07:04:28 PM
Go Noles!

/suck it Gators
 
2013-09-23 07:06:37 PM
Five years per each count of voyeurism? Good Lord.
 
2013-09-23 07:08:53 PM
When a college professor cannot use the 'it's for research' defense, then it is off the table for everyone.  I know this will be very disappointing to many of you.
 
2013-09-23 07:10:20 PM
"Hey, why do you have all these up-skirt videos?"
"Why I'm conducting research to prove this young lady is not wearing underwear"
"So why all the videos of your student's chests"
"Oh those? Well I really like boobs."
 
2013-09-23 07:10:52 PM
24.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-23 07:13:09 PM
Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."
 
2013-09-23 07:14:04 PM
Video evidence or it didn't happen.
 
2013-09-23 07:14:11 PM
Ermagerd, what a scandal! And my school made Fark! I seem to recall he looked a little creepy back when I was there.
 
2013-09-23 07:14:44 PM
What kind of journalism is this? I mean, come on, was there fur or not?
 
2013-09-23 07:16:34 PM
happygumbo.files.wordpress.com
 
2013-09-23 07:16:48 PM
I'm gonna need to see some evidence on this one.
 
2013-09-23 07:16:51 PM
What kind of moron takes pictures?
Oh: Missing Florida tag.

/Tip for undergrads: Never sit in the front row and flash your bald monkey mouth when the instructor has an infant daughter and shares diaper duty.
//It may have an adverse effect on your class participation grade.
///Ya, rlly.
 
2013-09-23 07:19:32 PM
I'll need to examine the evidence


/alone
//for a while
///need tissues
 
2013-09-23 07:21:23 PM

jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."


Never read the comments section.  Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.  Never read the comments section.
 
2013-09-23 07:23:26 PM
BIC?
 
2013-09-23 07:28:57 PM
The moron's spying on college girls in class? If he'd just stuck with being a run-of-the-mill Facebook stalker, he probably would have seen photos that were a lot more exciting that anything he caught with his stupid pen camera, and if he got caught, he really could play the "just checking up on the students" defense.

"Why were you Facebook stalking your students?"
"Oh, you know, just making sure they weren't saying anything negative about the school, spreading any harmful rumors, the usual stuff we need to stop."
"Things like 'My teacher is a dirty old perv'? That kind of thing?"
"Yes, exactly! We can't allow those kinds of comments! All those hot sorority sluts with the juicy melons are starting to unfriend me!"
 
2013-09-23 07:31:00 PM
What happened to the days of extra credit?
 
2013-09-23 07:45:09 PM

jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."


Rofl...and you gotta love how the commenter chucks the ol' presumption of innocence right out the window.

Very "conservative" of him.
 
2013-09-23 07:45:13 PM
Really, you're a professor, and the best you can do is "i was checking to see if they were wearing undergarments, as i thought they weren't, and that would be like...you know...inappropriate." Really? Thats the best lie you could come up with for trying to get a few beaver shots for later fap material? You are a well credentialed man, im sure you can do better than that. Seriously.
 
2013-09-23 08:00:42 PM
Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.
 
2013-09-23 08:14:45 PM
Nipples.
 
2013-09-23 08:17:15 PM

Bit'O'Gristle: Really, you're a professor, and the best you can do is "i was checking to see if they were wearing undergarments, as i thought they weren't, and that would be like...you know...inappropriate." Really? Thats the best lie you could come up with for trying to get a few beaver shots for later fap material? You are a well credentialed man, im sure you can do better than that. Seriously.


A professor of veterinary medicine?  If he was that desperate for a cheap thrill, he could have just become a nurse or obstetrician instead.
 
2013-09-23 08:20:26 PM

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


Did you, now?
 
2013-09-23 08:28:35 PM

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


Behind the panties, pixels. Not my thing.
 
2013-09-23 08:28:55 PM

Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.


I bet it was a little harder to camouflage a VHS camcorder back in then, huh?
 
2013-09-23 08:47:53 PM
i336.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 08:54:03 PM

Donnchadha: Slam1263: Back in '83-'84. I taught at an college in Japan.

White panties, oh my, white panties.

Did you, now?


American Culture, no final. Had a BBQ on the beach in lieu of.

Japanese college girls in bikinis, oh my, Japanese college girls in bikinis.

VHS? Hell, you should have seen the bulge that the Betamax was under.
 
2013-09-23 09:20:38 PM

ghettodwarf: "Hey, why do you have all these up-skirt videos?"
"Why I'm conducting research to prove this young lady is not wearing underwear"
"So why all the videos of your student's chests"
"Oh those? Well I really like boobs."


That got me too. WTF.
 
2013-09-23 09:27:08 PM
Well? Was she?
 
2013-09-23 11:56:13 PM
I have just obtained this exclusive photo of the professor...

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2013-09-24 12:58:45 AM
College professor here, to bestow upon you the gift of my wisdom. You know, like we do.

1. Undergraduates fail to wear underwear all the time. That is because undergraduates are gross pseudo-children, as anyone who is being honest with themselves will recall from when they were 18-22... ESPECIALLY if they went to college.

2. The likelihood of an undergraduate failing to wear underwear is inversely proportional to the likelihood that you wouldn't mind.

3. Creepy spy tech, like the fake pen this guy used, is so cheap and readily available and good that he must have been practically shoving the "pen" down their cleavage for them to notice.

4. Yes, I realize how it sounds, what I just said. But seriously, Google it. I don't get how every public bathroom, hotel room, locker room, apartment or rental house bedroom, and nude beach disrobing area doesn't have twenty of these "pens" lying around.

5. Yes, I realize that what I just now said only made the apparent creepiness of the preceding statement more pronounced.

6. My office hours are cancelled until further notice. You all get As.
 
2013-09-24 05:10:52 AM

caddisfly: jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."

Never read the comments section.  Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.   Never read the comments section.  Never read the comments section.


Summary of TFC:
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2013-09-24 06:06:50 AM
article is missing most important piece of info, how EXACTLY did he get caught.
 
2013-09-24 08:58:00 AM

jake_lex: Wow, this commenter needs to lay off the Glenn Beck:

And the left tells us it's the Republican Party that has the "War on Women." But whom do we see using women? Anthony Weiner, Filner, Bill Clinton, and the list goes on. Now a leftist professor, and the University is already circling the wagons around him. How do I know? They placed him on "administrative leave," instead of just firing him. What do you bet he's still getting paid!

Umm, news flash: one you get outside the Humanities buildings at most universities, you don't find all that many "leftists."


yes. kind of amazing how a story about a creepy old perv quickly garners comments spewing 'leftists' and 'libtards' and then being 'liked' by facebook morons.  sad.  we're well on our way to Idiocracy.
 
2013-09-24 05:36:36 PM

semiotix: 2. The likelihood of an undergraduate failing to wear underwear is inversely proportional to the likelihood that you wouldn't mind.


Don't forget the corollary: The probability of teaching one of these creatures approaches 1 if you're teaching a section immediately after lunch.

/And, yes, the rest of your comment does sound damned creepy.
//Thank goodness none of the worst offenders* ever show up for office hours.
///*Always anorexic sorority types and never the NCAA athletes.
 
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