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(Slate)   Is Miley Cyrus punk? Let's ask a ficus plant   (slate.com) divider line 50
    More: Stupid, Punk, Miley Cyrus, wrecking ball, foam finger  
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3328 clicks; posted to Entertainment » on 23 Sep 2013 at 5:06 PM (1 year ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-23 05:19:48 PM  
5 votes:

mentallo69: Tries to hard!


I'm waiting for her to step up her game and start channeling G.G. Allin.
2013-09-23 03:53:37 PM  
5 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
2013-09-23 03:51:10 PM  
4 votes:
i.imgur.com
Poop is coming out.
2013-09-23 08:14:25 PM  
3 votes:
Miley Katherine... like a 12 year old pre-pubescent girl trying too hard to look sexy and failing

img2u.info
2013-09-23 07:51:46 PM  
3 votes:
i.imgur.com
i.imgur.com

Next week, Miley Cyrus is our special voice actress on an all-new episode of "Cow and Chicken!"
2013-09-23 04:54:36 PM  
3 votes:
My theory is Miley Cyrus overheard someone talking about "rape culture" while tripping on acid, and hasn't stopped trying to rape some culture or another since then.
2013-09-24 06:46:34 AM  
2 votes:
ic.pics.livejournal.com
2013-09-24 01:03:43 AM  
2 votes:

LectertheChef: Green Day is the musical equivalent of Hot Topic.


I heard a Green Day interview one time that said that "Time of Your LIfe" was the most punk thing they could do at that moment, since nobody expected it from them. My punk heart grew three sizes that day, and burst inside my chest, causing massive internal hemorrhaging that later caused the heat death of all punk in the universe.
2013-09-23 08:13:54 PM  
2 votes:
media.tumblr.com
2013-09-23 07:54:59 PM  
2 votes:
OK, let's as a Ficus:

img2u.info"No."
2013-09-23 06:56:28 PM  
2 votes:
img.fark.net
rovettidesign.com
2013-09-23 06:33:42 PM  
2 votes:
2013-09-23 05:41:34 PM  
2 votes:
There can be only one...Queen Of Punk.
i.imgur.com
2013-09-23 05:30:42 PM  
2 votes:

Evil Mackerel: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

Black Flag would be a better choice.


I'M SO PUNK
www.brooklynvegan.com
I SHIAT HEAD & SHOULDERS
2013-09-23 05:22:21 PM  
2 votes:
Someone knows how to troll dad-rockers.
2013-09-24 08:03:35 AM  
1 votes:
oi40.tinypic.com
2013-09-24 07:43:39 AM  
1 votes:
Haven't used this in a while.

i47.photobucket.com
2013-09-24 12:38:12 AM  
1 votes:

thetrenchcoat: So she's as punk as Green Day?


Green Day is the musical equivalent of Hot Topic.
2013-09-24 12:18:46 AM  
1 votes:

AbiNormal: Skank does not equal punk.


Now wait a minute here. I remember a lot of skanking at a hoard of shows in the 90's. Skank and Miley is a terrible comparison for those of us that still like the brass.

/at least i can pass on to my kids there is more to music than a guitar, bass and drum set or tones pumped out of a computer.
//or whatever the tv or radio feeds them.
2013-09-24 12:05:47 AM  
1 votes:
So she's as punk as Green Day?
2013-09-23 11:56:08 PM  
1 votes:
img.fark.netwww.ratewall.com
2013-09-23 11:53:02 PM  
1 votes:
The closest she is going to ever be to punk is if she poses for the next Dwarves record.
2013-09-23 10:45:12 PM  
1 votes:
25.media.tumblr.com
Now stay close 'cause I don't know everyone here. There's a lot of posers. Oh, this kid, though.  This kid, he's not a frakin' poser.  He's not a poser.  He looks like a total nerd, right?  This guy looks like a geek, but his name's Mike.  He's one of the most hard-core guys in the scene.

I remember this time, he was drunk, and he got this idea in his head that all the cars on his block would look better without windows. Finally they got him in the back of the squad car. The cops thought he was on Angel Dust ("the only way he could do it") but not so, that was just Mike. He broke those goddamn handcuffs, kicked the window out of the squad car drunk, and that was it. Never got caught, either.
2013-09-23 10:28:39 PM  
1 votes:

ZeroCorpse: Not unless punk music has become terrible.


So pretty much always?
2013-09-23 10:14:14 PM  
1 votes:
You know, it's not like I'm some modern punk, dickhead! It's obviously a 1977 original punk rock look, but I guess Johnny farkface over there is too stupid to realize it!
2013-09-23 09:35:29 PM  
1 votes:

notyomama: Miley Cyrus is punk only if punk actually means "attention whore with daddy issues".


That sums up the first two or three waves of the Punk movement nicely, from Johnny Rotten to Billie Joe Armstrong.
2013-09-23 09:17:35 PM  
1 votes:
Skank does not equal punk.
2013-09-23 08:04:36 PM  
1 votes:
I couldn't find quote there MIley calls herself a punk. If such thing exists then Miley is as punk as Black Flag, and if not.....
2013-09-23 07:51:48 PM  
1 votes:

uknowzit: Meh,  real punks wouldn't identify themselves as punk.




img.pandawhale.com
2013-09-23 06:52:14 PM  
1 votes:

doublesecretprobation: you can be punk for just $375 at your local Urban Outfitters:

[images.urbanoutfitters.com image 730x1095]


But it says it is 'vintage - from the 1990's'.  When the hell did the 90's become vintage???
2013-09-23 06:15:54 PM  
1 votes:
Miley Cyrus is punk only if punk actually means "attention whore with daddy issues".
2013-09-23 06:09:46 PM  
1 votes:

69gnarkill69: Well, I was also told this is punk.
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x668]


But she sings radiohead at the top of her lungs!
2013-09-23 06:08:56 PM  
1 votes:

scotchcrotch: As punk as Billy Ray with a Disney contract, so no. Not at all.

Quite the opposite actually.


What's the music genre for corporate mascots?


Rock and Roll Part 2?
2013-09-23 05:56:39 PM  
1 votes:

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 354x552]
Poop is coming out.


Dammit, you beat me to it.
2013-09-23 05:54:57 PM  
1 votes:
If twerking had been around in the Sex Pistols era, you bet your ass Sid Vicious would've been twerking all over the squares.
2013-09-23 05:51:56 PM  
1 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

I'd argue that Rancid is pop-punk, and I say that as somebody who likes them and shelled out the dough to see them live this year.


of course you would, everyone likes to be pretentious about something.
2013-09-23 05:48:26 PM  
1 votes:
Miley Cyrus is a product. Do you think she has any input into what she wears during her performances? Do you think she writes her own songs?  She barely sings them herself.  She's the meat a company slaps an image onto.

I don't give her any more thought than the guy who dresses up in the Burger King outfit.
2013-09-23 05:46:51 PM  
1 votes:
Someone should put that Ficus on staff... it has tremendous musical insight.
2013-09-23 05:39:54 PM  
1 votes:
i.imgur.com

Punk

i.imgur.com

Not punk
2013-09-23 05:38:58 PM  
1 votes:
Well, I was also told this is punk.
userserve-ak.last.fm
2013-09-23 05:37:50 PM  
1 votes:
She's got those ugly ass tiny teeth on big gums, like Beyonce.

And no, she's not punk. Never angry, smiles too much while whoring for attention.
If she were punk she'd be against everything she stands for... glitz, pop-diva lifestyle...
2013-09-23 05:25:39 PM  
1 votes:

theorellior: mentallo69: Tries to hard!

I'm waiting for her to step up her game and start channeling G.G. Allin.


You mean when shiat is travelling through her mouth in the opposite direction than it usually does?
2013-09-23 05:24:04 PM  
1 votes:
When did Clint Eastwood start writing for Slate?
2013-09-23 05:21:22 PM  
1 votes:
So I read that. How can I get my revenge on subby?
2013-09-23 05:20:53 PM  
1 votes:
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

oh wait, she's serious. Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
2013-09-23 05:09:29 PM  
1 votes:
Old punks yell at Miley
2013-09-23 04:28:12 PM  
1 votes:

Relatively Obscure: "Miley just does not give a fark, plain and simple."

Couldn't be more wrong.


This.
2013-09-23 04:27:12 PM  
1 votes:
I vote for just trying too hard......but there's good money in that, so......
2013-09-23 04:26:40 PM  
1 votes:
i253.photobucket.com
2013-09-23 04:24:01 PM  
1 votes:
"Miley just does not give a fark, plain and simple."

Couldn't be more wrong.
 
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