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(Slate)   Is Miley Cyrus punk? Let's ask a ficus plant   (slate.com) divider line 115
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2013-09-23 03:51:10 PM  
i.imgur.com
Poop is coming out.
 
2013-09-23 03:53:37 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 04:24:01 PM  
"Miley just does not give a fark, plain and simple."

Couldn't be more wrong.
 
2013-09-23 04:26:40 PM  
i253.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 04:27:12 PM  
I vote for just trying too hard......but there's good money in that, so......
 
2013-09-23 04:28:12 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "Miley just does not give a fark, plain and simple."

Couldn't be more wrong.


This.
 
2013-09-23 04:29:11 PM  
Why is Miley Cyrus always making fun of Asians?
 
2013-09-23 04:54:36 PM  
My theory is Miley Cyrus overheard someone talking about "rape culture" while tripping on acid, and hasn't stopped trying to rape some culture or another since then.
 
2013-09-23 05:05:54 PM  

Relatively Obscure: "Miley just does not give a fark, plain and simple."

Couldn't be more wrong.


She'll "give a fark" when her handlers tell her it's a good career move and not before. 'K
 
2013-09-23 05:09:29 PM  
Old punks yell at Miley
 
2013-09-23 05:15:20 PM  
dyingscene.com
yes
wkfm.northcoastnow.com

Tries to hard!
 
2013-09-23 05:17:22 PM  
Ficus 1, this Dan Ozzi fellow 0
 
2013-09-23 05:18:46 PM  
Yeah, I read the original article about how Miley Cyrus was, indeed, punk. Lovely use of logic and inference and snarky humor but in the end, no matter how thin you slice it, Miley Cyrus is not punk.
 
2013-09-23 05:18:59 PM  

mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!


Black Flag would be a better choice.
 
2013-09-23 05:19:48 PM  

mentallo69: Tries to hard!


I'm waiting for her to step up her game and start channeling G.G. Allin.
 
2013-09-23 05:20:53 PM  
HAHAHAHAHA!!!

oh wait, she's serious. Let me laugh harder.

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
 
2013-09-23 05:21:22 PM  
So I read that. How can I get my revenge on subby?
 
2013-09-23 05:22:21 PM  
Someone knows how to troll dad-rockers.
 
2013-09-23 05:24:04 PM  
When did Clint Eastwood start writing for Slate?
 
2013-09-23 05:25:39 PM  

theorellior: mentallo69: Tries to hard!

I'm waiting for her to step up her game and start channeling G.G. Allin.


You mean when shiat is travelling through her mouth in the opposite direction than it usually does?
 
2013-09-23 05:25:49 PM  
Punk isn't born from a look.  Your message has to do with society and you must be angry at its faults.  The look reflects this.
 
2013-09-23 05:30:42 PM  

Evil Mackerel: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

Black Flag would be a better choice.


I'M SO PUNK
www.brooklynvegan.com
I SHIAT HEAD & SHOULDERS
 
2013-09-23 05:35:42 PM  

Evil Mackerel: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

Black Flag would be a better choice.


I love black flag but I was listening to Rancid at the moment.
 
2013-09-23 05:37:50 PM  
She's got those ugly ass tiny teeth on big gums, like Beyonce.

And no, she's not punk. Never angry, smiles too much while whoring for attention.
If she were punk she'd be against everything she stands for... glitz, pop-diva lifestyle...
 
2013-09-23 05:38:54 PM  

highendmighty: Punk isn't born from a look.  Your message has to do with society and you must be angry at its faults.  The look reflects this.


To paraphrase Greil Marcus, punk isn't a form of music, it's a state of mind.  It ain't Miley Cypress.

farkingismybusiness: When did Clint Eastwood start writing for Slate?


*applauds*
 
2013-09-23 05:38:58 PM  
Well, I was also told this is punk.
userserve-ak.last.fm
 
2013-09-23 05:39:22 PM  

mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!


I'd argue that Rancid is pop-punk, and I say that as somebody who likes them and shelled out the dough to see them live this year.
 
2013-09-23 05:39:54 PM  
i.imgur.com

Punk

i.imgur.com

Not punk
 
2013-09-23 05:41:34 PM  
There can be only one...Queen Of Punk.
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-23 05:43:08 PM  
www.hootpage.com

This thread should be the worst.

Here is some music: NoMeansNo - Live at Camden Underworld, London, June 28, 2002 WHOLE SHOW.

Enjoy, you chuckle heads.
 
2013-09-23 05:45:57 PM  
WTG Gunny Highway
 
2013-09-23 05:46:51 PM  
Someone should put that Ficus on staff... it has tremendous musical insight.
 
2013-09-23 05:48:26 PM  
Miley Cyrus is a product. Do you think she has any input into what she wears during her performances? Do you think she writes her own songs?  She barely sings them herself.  She's the meat a company slaps an image onto.

I don't give her any more thought than the guy who dresses up in the Burger King outfit.
 
2013-09-23 05:51:51 PM  
It is a shame that being a no talent attention whore pays so well.
 
2013-09-23 05:51:56 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

I'd argue that Rancid is pop-punk, and I say that as somebody who likes them and shelled out the dough to see them live this year.


of course you would, everyone likes to be pretentious about something.
 
2013-09-23 05:54:57 PM  
If twerking had been around in the Sex Pistols era, you bet your ass Sid Vicious would've been twerking all over the squares.
 
2013-09-23 05:55:43 PM  
doubtfulsounds.files.wordpress.com : ... before it was popular
 
2013-09-23 05:56:39 PM  

I want your skull: [i.imgur.com image 354x552]
Poop is coming out.


Dammit, you beat me to it.
 
2013-09-23 06:05:50 PM  
Yeah, punk's not about appearance.  That's what all you media-shiathead goons have got wrong for 35 years, same as all the other dumb shiat you've got wrong.

These guys never dressed up for anyone and they were pretty awesome punks:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdGjdYQh4k

Posted the whole album for your enjoyment.
 
2013-09-23 06:05:54 PM  

69gnarkill69: Well, I was also told this is punk.
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x668]


Good god, she is beautiful in that picture.
 
2013-09-23 06:07:29 PM  
As punk as Billy Ray with a Disney contract, so no. Not at all.

Quite the opposite actually.


What's the music genre for corporate mascots?
 
2013-09-23 06:08:56 PM  

scotchcrotch: As punk as Billy Ray with a Disney contract, so no. Not at all.

Quite the opposite actually.


What's the music genre for corporate mascots?


Rock and Roll Part 2?
 
2013-09-23 06:09:29 PM  

scotchcrotch: As punk as Billy Ray with a Disney contract, so no. Not at all.

Quite the opposite actually.


What's the music genre for corporate mascots?


This seems appropriate:

"Stukas Over Disneyland"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2ULy8zxj_Y
 
2013-09-23 06:09:33 PM  
Um, Punk ended 20 years ago no matter what you believe.
 
2013-09-23 06:09:46 PM  

69gnarkill69: Well, I was also told this is punk.
[userserve-ak.last.fm image 500x668]


But she sings radiohead at the top of her lungs!
 
2013-09-23 06:10:20 PM  
Spunk, maybe.
 
2013-09-23 06:15:54 PM  
Miley Cyrus is punk only if punk actually means "attention whore with daddy issues".
 
2013-09-23 06:17:30 PM  

Dr.Zom: Spunk, maybe.


cps-static.rovicorp.com
 
2013-09-23 06:22:00 PM  

mentallo69: Evil Mackerel: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

Black Flag would be a better choice.

I love black flag but I was listening to Rancid at the moment.


I saw Keith, Dez, Chuck, Bill and Stephen this week.  They are no longer able to call themselves "Black Flag" or "FLAG"  Greg Ginn is a selfish ahole and wish I didn't go see his money grab Black Flag show with Ron singing.  As for Rollins, he was a fan that just jumped on board of a speeding train.
 
2013-09-23 06:24:18 PM  

mentallo69: The My Little Pony Killer: mentallo69: [dyingscene.com image 450x324]
yes
[wkfm.northcoastnow.com image 467x533]

Tries to hard!

I'd argue that Rancid is pop-punk, and I say that as somebody who likes them and shelled out the dough to see them live this year.

of course you would, everyone likes to be pretentious about something.


How is that pretentious? I went to their show, there were small children IN THE PIT. They're family friendly pop-punk.
 
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