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(Gawker)   Haunted house in Pennsylvania will guarantee to scare your pants off with its "Naked & Scared" attraction   (gawker.com) divider line 72
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2013-09-23 01:51:14 PM  
How could this possibly go wrong?
 
Pud [TotalFark]
2013-09-23 02:25:29 PM  
With my luck the only tickets available would be for seniors night.
 
2013-09-23 02:32:45 PM  
99% of the ticket buyers will be fat, old men with unfortunate hair distribution.
 
2013-09-23 02:38:50 PM  

FloydA: 99% of the ticket buyers will be fat, old men with unfortunate hair distribution.


That's where most of the 'scared' comes from.

/It's "its", btw.
//Sieg heil.
 
2013-09-23 04:13:03 PM  
I've heard they only provide slated chairs for sitting.
 
2013-09-23 04:14:08 PM  
That has got to be the BEST ploy I have ever heard for capturing pictures of naked, screaming people.........................
 
2013-09-23 04:15:34 PM  
The videos should sell well.
 
2013-09-23 04:15:42 PM  
My first time her parents came home hours before they were supposed to.

I've been Naked and Scared. Don't need to again ..
 
2013-09-23 04:15:58 PM  
MrBallou:.

That's where most of the 'scared' comes cum is from.

/It's "its", btw.
//Sieg heil.


///Salute
 
2013-09-23 04:17:42 PM  
"Semi-private"?
 
2013-09-23 04:19:50 PM  
I like the "Naked and Afraid" series on Discovery. I'd like to see some spin-offs:

Naked, Afraid, and Retarded
Naked, Afraid, and on Mescaline
Naked, Afraid, and in a Wheelchair
 
2013-09-23 04:20:22 PM  
"Whoops!  Sorry, girl!"
 
2013-09-23 04:20:34 PM  
*floating hankie covered erection*

Oooooooooh, I am the ghost of boner's past...ooooooohhhhhhh... my vengence can only be assuaged with gentle massage and tongue-play.... oooooooooooh.... not you you Flabasaur, the cute one....jusssssssst the tippppppppp....oooooooooh

*quickly arrested*

OUCH!   And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!
 
2013-09-23 04:21:13 PM  
t.qkme.me
 
2013-09-23 04:21:34 PM  
FTA "This is not about sex. No sexual misconduct, inappropriate or disrespectful behavior will be tolerated."

Good luck with that.
 
DGS [TotalFark]
2013-09-23 04:21:59 PM  
My fall side job gets some press! Sweet!

/I get naked, everyone else freaks out from fear
 
2013-09-23 04:22:35 PM  
FTFA:  The attraction will be offered to guests 18 years of age or older after midnight. Note that the Naked and Scared Challenge "is not offered on Sundays."

So, not on Saturday nights?
 
2013-09-23 04:23:52 PM  
Ghouls go wild?
 
2013-09-23 04:25:47 PM  
Now there's an ideal first date.
 
2013-09-23 04:25:59 PM  
I'd rather be naked and famous.

I think everyone wants to be that.
 
2013-09-23 04:26:35 PM  

China White Tea: Now there's an ideal first date.


I thought my bedroom was the ideal first date. Live and learn.
 
2013-09-23 04:26:49 PM  
Oh man, this is a brilliant ploy to loot every sexual predator's house in one swoop
 
2013-09-23 04:29:32 PM  

a particular individual: I like the "Naked and Afraid" series on Discovery.


Until their "Uncensored" editions live up to our expectations, my disappointment will be real.
 
2013-09-23 04:29:57 PM  

brap: *floating hankie covered erection*

Oooooooooh, I am the ghost of boner's past...ooooooohhhhhhh... my vengence can only be assuaged with gentle massage and tongue-play.... oooooooooooh.... not you you Flabasaur, the cute one....jusssssssst the tippppppppp....oooooooooh

*quickly arrested*

OUCH!   And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for you meddling kids!


There's an Oglaf comic in that somewhere.

media.oglaf.com
 
2013-09-23 04:32:30 PM  
How can it scare your pants off if they are already off.  Who ever green lit this should have their lame card stamped.
 
2013-09-23 04:32:31 PM  
What night is the poor college student discount?

/Not a student anymore
//Just asking for a friend
 
2013-09-23 04:34:51 PM  
Where do I apply for the role off hanging man?
 
2013-09-23 04:38:01 PM  
Jerry Sandusky will work the place for free on young boys' night.
 
2013-09-23 04:38:18 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Where do I apply for the role off hanging man?


Is that the well hanging man?
 
2013-09-23 04:41:08 PM  

Skleenar: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Where do I apply for the role off hanging man?

Is that the well hanging man?


If it doesn' get too cold...
 
2013-09-23 04:42:24 PM  

Pawn takes the King: How could this possibly go wrong?


Weight Watchers Night at the "Unknown Haunted House."
 
2013-09-23 04:42:27 PM  
Didn't we just have this thread last week?
 
2013-09-23 04:45:23 PM  
I dont want to see any Pennsylvania fatsos naked.
 
2013-09-23 04:45:24 PM  
From what I remember as a kid, don't most haunted houses have completely dark "maze" room where you have to feel you way out?

If so, I can see there being some issues.
 
2013-09-23 04:45:45 PM  

Uzzah: I'd rather be naked and famous.

I think everyone wants to be that.


Then everyone will want to be just like you.
 
2013-09-23 04:46:51 PM  

Pud: With my luck the only tickets available would be for seniors night.


My luck was to be sent to be a resort island when in my 20's for a massive project. Sounded great! Two months of beaches and relaxation.

Turned out I got sent to Hilton Head Island, famous to people in their 50's and up! I couldn't afford to golf or play tennis and the only bikini I saw in two months on the island belonged to someone old enough to be my mother. South Carolina was friendly and all, but the island was just not what I expected...
 
2013-09-23 04:48:10 PM  
The follow-up story of "employee taped naked haunted house visitors" should be right around the corner.
 
2013-09-23 04:49:19 PM  

GoldSpider: "Whoops!  Sorry, girl!"


petapixel.com
 
2013-09-23 04:52:27 PM  

Richard Flaccid: From what I remember as a kid, don't most haunted houses have completely dark "maze" room where you have to feel you way out?

If so, I can see there being some issues.


This type of Haunted house is very different, mostly only there to scare you with creepy things or surprise and scare you with creepy things
 
2013-09-23 04:52:33 PM  
Boo Boobs
 
2013-09-23 04:53:13 PM  

ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Skleenar: ThatGuyFromTheInternet: Where do I apply for the role off hanging man?

Is that the well hanging man?

If it doesn' get too cold...


But yes.
 
2013-09-23 04:54:04 PM  

Uzzah: I'd rather be naked and famous.

I think everyone wants to be that.


I met a poet said she didn't like the smell of it
Then took her clothes off in a restaurant haunted house for the hell of it
 
2013-09-23 04:55:19 PM  
The Amish house with no electronics will scare your kid straight.
 
2013-09-23 04:56:19 PM  

a particular individual: I like the "Naked and Afraid" series on Discovery. I'd like to see some spin-offs:

Naked, Afraid, and Retarded
Naked, Afraid, and on Mescaline
Naked, Afraid, and in a Wheelchair


I like the way you think.

Naked, Afraid and Giving a PowerPoint Presentation to the Regional Director
Naked, Afraid and Stuck in a Minivan with 4 Screaming Toddlers
Naked, Afraid and in Antarctica: The Shrinkage Episodes
 
2013-09-23 05:00:10 PM  

WordyGrrl: a particular individual: I like the "Naked and Afraid" series on Discovery. I'd like to see some spin-offs:

Naked, Afraid, and Retarded
Naked, Afraid, and on Mescaline
Naked, Afraid, and in a Wheelchair

I like the way you think.

Naked, Afraid and Giving a PowerPoint Presentation to the Regional Director
Naked, Afraid and Stuck in a Minivan with 4 Screaming Toddlers
Naked, Afraid and in Antarctica: The Shrinkage Episodes


Porn version of The Thing?
 
2013-09-23 05:02:43 PM  

WordyGrrl: a particular individual: I like the "Naked and Afraid" series on Discovery. I'd like to see some spin-offs:

Naked, Afraid, and Retarded
Naked, Afraid, and on Mescaline
Naked, Afraid, and in a Wheelchair

I like the way you think.

Naked, Afraid and Giving a PowerPoint Presentation to the Regional Director
Naked, Afraid and Stuck in a Minivan with 4 Screaming Toddlers
Naked, Afraid and in Antarctica: The Shrinkage Episodes


Naked, Afraid and working as a writer for Discovery
 
2013-09-23 05:04:16 PM  
Can't wait until some college age "real men" go and wind up suing because everybody else was gay and checking out their junk.
 
2013-09-23 05:08:44 PM  
Sounds like my honeymoon.

/try the veal
 
2013-09-23 05:10:22 PM  
The real money will be made at the next attraction, where they spent the night vision goggles...
 
2013-09-23 05:11:18 PM  

ka1axy: The real money will be made at the next attraction, where they spent the night vision goggles...


*rent*
 
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