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(Huffington Post)   Sofia Vergara Eats a Cheeseburger. Lucky Cheeseburger   (huffingtonpost.com) divider line 69
    More: Cool, Sofia Vergara, Jimmy Fallon, Emmy Awards, humans, Jesse Tyler Ferguson, Shrine Auditorium, Stacy Keibler, Ed O'Neill  
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2013-09-23 12:05:22 PM
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2013-09-23 12:12:47 PM
something-something-I'd be giving her special sauce for her all-beef patties! BOOYAH!-something
 
2013-09-23 12:46:27 PM
Her knees aren't quite sharp enough for me, but she can still have me with a beer and a side of fries any time at all.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:46 PM
I wish that cheeseburger were my penis.

Because then it would have been chewed and digested and I wouldn't have to struggle through another four or five decades of celebrity-induced sexual frustration.  Also I would get free fries and a soda.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:52 PM
I'd rather be the napkin that has to clean up any sauce or juices that happen to spill down between those epic sweater pillows.
 
2013-09-23 12:52:14 PM
Where is video of Sofia twerking? I need it for research porpoises.
 
2013-09-23 01:03:22 PM
i.huffpost.com
 
2013-09-23 01:04:11 PM
And Miley Cyrus makes the news again. Cyrus is getting more mileage out of that one performance than any other publicity stunt I can remember, and it's all free.
 
2013-09-23 01:05:10 PM
Looks like she converted Jesse Tyler Ferguson husband into a Straight man I guess she doesn't know gay conversion is illegal in California.
 
2013-09-23 01:07:05 PM

69gnarkill69:


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I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet...
 
2013-09-23 01:10:35 PM
I was fully expecting this to be another Hardee's/Carl's Jr. commercial.
 
2013-09-23 01:11:31 PM
NSFW

You have been warned.
 
2013-09-23 01:19:58 PM
She should consider ebaying her worn under garments.  No reserve.
 
2013-09-23 01:20:42 PM

mooseyfate: 69gnarkill69:

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I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet...

Infernalist: NSFW

You have been warned.


I used to steal that line from you here and there so I eventually came up with my own.
I'd wear that ass like a feedbag and go to town like the family from Honey Boo Boo at Golden Corral.
 
2013-09-23 01:35:09 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: mooseyfate: 69gnarkill69:

[motherofgod.jpg]

I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet...
Infernalist: NSFW

You have been warned.

I used to steal that line from you here and there so I eventually came up with my own.
I'd wear that ass like a feedbag and go to town like the family from Honey Boo Boo at Golden Corral.


I like it!
 
2013-09-23 01:40:27 PM

Infernalist: NSFW

You have been warned.


GISing "Sofia Vergara ass" will end your pants, guaranteed.
 
2013-09-23 01:50:27 PM
Dingleberry Dickwad:
I'd wear that ass like a feedbag

Tagged as "likes to wear ass"
 
2013-09-23 01:53:28 PM
Good god she's farking hot.
 
2013-09-23 01:57:38 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: mooseyfate: 69gnarkill69:

[motherofgod.jpg]

I would eat that ass like a retard at an all-you-can-eat pudding buffet...
Infernalist: NSFW

You have been warned.

I used to steal that line from you here and there so I eventually came up with my own.
I'd wear that ass like a feedbag and go to town like the family from Honey Boo Boo at Golden Corral.


That line has potential.  I like it.  I will have to use it at church next week.
 
2013-09-23 01:59:14 PM
Anything that prevents her from speaking makes her hotter.
 
2013-09-23 01:59:26 PM

abhorrent1: Good god she's farking hot.


Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.
 
2013-09-23 02:05:46 PM

dotvincent: Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.


I wouldn't care if she spoke perfect, unaccented English. I'd look at her and still not give a damn about the words coming out of her mouth.
 
2013-09-23 02:07:28 PM

dotvincent: Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.


And why would you want that???
 
2013-09-23 02:10:03 PM
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2013-09-23 02:16:29 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: dotvincent: Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.

I wouldn't care if she spoke perfect, unaccented English. I'd look at her and still not give a damn about the words coming out of her mouth.


When it comes to a pretty girl, guys are quite literally like dogs.  We don't care what you're saying, we're mostly listening to the tone of your voice and staring happily at you.
 
2013-09-23 02:17:18 PM

dotvincent: abhorrent1: Good god she's farking hot.

Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.


Hell, I don't even think I would be able to speak clearly with her in front of me.
 
2013-09-23 02:22:25 PM

The Crepes of Wrath: dotvincent: Until she opens her mouth and you can't understand a word she's trying to say.

I wouldn't care if she spoke perfect, unaccented English. I'd look at her and still not give a damn about the words coming out of her mouth.


who wants perfect, unaccented english?  might as well just say you bring with you the fascinating story of living in the suburbs in the midwest.
 
2013-09-23 02:23:14 PM

Dingleberry Dickwad: I'd wear that ass like a feedbag and go to town like the family from Honey Boo Boo at Golden Corral.


I'd suck that cooch like a Shop-Vac in an abortion clinic.
 
2013-09-23 02:28:35 PM
I'd devour that ass like a fat kid eating a push up pop on a hot August day
 
2013-09-23 02:35:54 PM
Whatever Emmy she presented last night, her bit was awesome.  And when I mean bit, and mean bits.
 
2013-09-23 02:40:31 PM
I would devour the darkest part of her asshole
 
2013-09-23 02:42:34 PM

Infobahn: Whatever Emmy she presented last night, her bit was awesome.  And when I mean bit, and mean bits.


my wife was watching and commented about her dress not being made to hold her boobs in.  I replied that I had absolutely no problem with her dress.
 
2013-09-23 02:43:54 PM
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2013-09-23 02:49:16 PM

69gnarkill69: [blogs.miaminewtimes.com image 565x564]


*happy sigh*
 
2013-09-23 02:59:01 PM
When she is eating, she is not talking.  When she is not talking, she is so hot.
 
2013-09-23 03:01:58 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would devour the darkest part of her asshole


I'm guessing the flavor to be a cross between strawberries and cholula.
 
2013-09-23 03:03:55 PM
I hit that so hard I punched a hole through reality and created the multiverse where a universe exists in which she and I never hooked up and I'm just a sad and pathetic IT nerd posting on websites about tapping celebrities in my dreams.
 
2013-09-23 03:06:08 PM
What I wouldn't give to have the chance to disappoint her in bed.
 
2013-09-23 03:11:36 PM

RoyHobbs22: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would devour the darkest part of her asshole

I'm guessing the flavor to be a cross between strawberries and cholula.


I can't be the only one thinking about trying this when I get home, right? Even though strawberries are out of season?
 
2013-09-23 03:14:12 PM
 
2013-09-23 03:31:15 PM
I would kill to be with her but I would definitely be willing to hurt all you motherf*cker's feelings just to sniff her panties.
 
2013-09-23 03:33:59 PM

bulok: I hit that so hard I punched a hole through reality and created the multiverse where a universe exists in which she and I never hooked up and I'm just a sad and pathetic IT nerd posting on websites about tapping celebrities in my dreams.


Dude, look around, you already did that.  On the bright side, there could be 10500 different universes, which means that there could be a goodly number, where you would be still tapping that. There will, also, be a goodly number of universes, where I take her away from you, with my quick wit and smoldering good looks.  Conversely, there will be a goodly number of universes, where I tire of her babbling and kick her to the curb, where you then, pick her up and she becomes your voluntary sex slave.  There will, also, be a goodly number of universes, where she is tired of your unimaginative love making, and she runs you down with a car, on her way to my arms, begging me to, once again, make her feel like a real woman.  There would, also, .......
 
2013-09-23 03:41:50 PM
she needs to change her name to Sofia Viagra.
 
2013-09-23 03:56:13 PM

The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would devour the darkest part of her asshole


I would compliment her beej technique and the describe the sandwich I wanted her to make me

/as long as we're dreaming ...
 
2013-09-23 04:03:52 PM
I would have sex with the box that the cheeseburger came in.

She is THAT hot.
 
2013-09-23 04:30:08 PM

Dragonflew: When she is eating, she is not talking.  When she is not talking, she is so hot.


You are weak.  You do not deserve her.
 
2013-09-23 04:31:37 PM

GRCooper: The_Six_Fingered_Man: I would devour the darkest part of her asshole

I would compliment her beej technique and the describe the sandwich I wanted her to make me

/as long as we're dreaming ...


I would disappoint her so much I wouldn't deserve a sandwich
 
2013-09-23 04:39:48 PM
Do you know who looks like Sofia Vergara but does hardcore porn?  Esperanza Gomez.  She's Colombian too ..
 
2013-09-23 04:43:49 PM

AeAe: Do you know who looks like Sofia Vergara but does hardcore porn?  Esperanza Gomez.  She's Colombian too ..


Yep, you don't even have to squint your eyes when fapping.
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2013-09-23 04:45:51 PM

69gnarkill69: AeAe: Do you know who looks like Sofia Vergara but does hardcore porn?  Esperanza Gomez.  She's Colombian too ..

Yep, you don't even have to squint your eyes when fapping.
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