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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 50
    More: Interesting, Kenyan, al-Shabab, Samantha Lewthwaite, British Muslims, Happy Valley, prime suspect, tourist destination, Mombasa  
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2013-09-23 12:29:41 PM  
28 votes:

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets 77 Total Farkers.
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM  
18 votes:
Women go crazy in malls.
2013-09-23 12:48:20 PM  
7 votes:

Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!


"We're declaring a fatwah on high prices! Take 10% off the top in our Decapitation Department!"

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2013-09-23 12:45:46 PM  
5 votes:
A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.
2013-09-23 12:34:47 PM  
5 votes:
I put down "Green, Harvard, Nepalese guy."  I'm just wasting my money gambling on this stuff.
2013-09-23 12:49:05 PM  
4 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.


I suppose he had to blow himself if she wasn't going to do it.
2013-09-23 01:02:12 PM  
3 votes:
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2013-09-23 12:58:59 PM  
3 votes:
i.dailymail.co.uk

Obviously, she's a robot. Maybe sent across the multiverse from the AlQaeda controlled Earth. On that version of Earth, immediately following the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush surrendered.(*); The terrists immediately seized the American drone program and began building terrorbots. They sent these terrorbots to all the other earths in the multiverse to destroy freedoms.
(*) Purely by accident. While reading "My Pet Goat" the aide whispered to the President "Did you hear about the planes hitting the Non Freedom Towers?" George replied "No, I give up." This comment was captured by CNN video and immediately broadcast around the world. On this world, 9-11 is celebrated as No Freedoms Day.
2013-09-23 12:47:46 PM  
3 votes:

rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.


Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.
2013-09-23 12:41:50 PM  
3 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


I thought the question was supposed to be about paradise, not Hell.
2013-09-23 11:40:36 PM  
2 votes:

JNowe: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

Women be choppin'.


She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
2013-09-23 01:53:38 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like an

kardashian asshole, but judging people by their looks is so wrong.  She might actually be a Cunf.
2013-09-23 01:41:27 PM  
2 votes:
www.thesundaytimes.co.uk

She looks like a kardashian
2013-09-23 01:21:19 PM  
2 votes:
Women, AMIRIGHT FELLAS?!?
2013-09-23 01:09:43 PM  
2 votes:
I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?
2013-09-23 01:03:45 PM  
2 votes:
They should have known by the crazy red eyes.
2013-09-23 12:51:46 PM  
2 votes:
Time to declare a global war on white women! 

/Wait, that's me...er, never mind.
2013-09-23 12:48:27 PM  
2 votes:

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Put on the Union Jack burqa tonight dear.  I feel like farking England.
2013-09-23 12:41:09 PM  
2 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah. What's up with a white woman terrorist? That's just weird. She needs a right good rogering to set things straight. Krikey.
2013-09-23 12:34:24 PM  
2 votes:
She should have that growth removed from her shoulder.
2013-09-23 11:49:43 AM  
2 votes:
So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?
2013-09-23 03:42:39 PM  
1 votes:

I_C_Weener: marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.

Top Secret?


You are NOT Mel Torme.
2013-09-23 02:32:07 PM  
1 votes:

JesusJuice: The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?


That's like betting black in roulette.  You get your money back.
2013-09-23 02:31:09 PM  
1 votes:
The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?
2013-09-23 02:05:55 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: Where's the religion where i get a piece of ass?

/difficulty: not from an assploded terrorist


Catholic, but you gotta be a priest.
2013-09-23 02:02:36 PM  
1 votes:
Rapmaster2000:

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What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


"I want to really make sure they hear me"
2013-09-23 01:59:33 PM  
1 votes:

justanotherfarkinfarker: Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.


Yes, indeed you are.

Her Dark Passenger is obvious to her minions, and it is it they are following, not "her."

But I would like to know what that is on her shoulder.
2013-09-23 01:58:53 PM  
1 votes:

cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.


i.dailymail.co.uk
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?
2013-09-23 01:56:26 PM  
1 votes:

uber humper: [media.npr.org image 602x911]


Er, why is a the cover jacket of Dr. S. A. Dunham's book being posted? Does it manage to discuss high-end shopping malls in Nairobi?
2013-09-23 01:56:23 PM  
1 votes:
Bustin' up a mall instead of bustin' through a wall? Kool-aid man is not impressed. No more grape kool-aid for her.
2013-09-23 01:43:34 PM  
1 votes:

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


Not just her features but the look of deluded superiority.
2013-09-23 01:17:45 PM  
1 votes:

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


Women be choppin'.
2013-09-23 01:15:29 PM  
1 votes:

marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.


Top Secret?

upload.wikimedia.org
2013-09-23 01:11:56 PM  
1 votes:
Religion of peace
2013-09-23 01:10:39 PM  
1 votes:
This biatch is sounding pretty truculent.

(Thanks for ruining my joke, autocorrect.
2013-09-23 01:04:15 PM  
1 votes:
When I read that headline, first image that came to mind is "Baroness" from GI Joe. Cobra's highest ranking female soldier and espionage expert.

This would totally be up her alley, carnage wise.
2013-09-23 01:01:47 PM  
1 votes:

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


Sort of, only lacking the social graces, kindness, intelligence and morals.
2013-09-23 01:01:34 PM  
1 votes:

Rapmaster2000: It makes sense if you don't think about it.


blogs.ajc.com
2013-09-23 12:59:32 PM  
1 votes:
When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.
2013-09-23 12:52:39 PM  
1 votes:
media.tumblr.com

          The White Widow!
2013-09-23 12:51:45 PM  
1 votes:

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


Israel?
2013-09-23 12:49:51 PM  
1 votes:

doyner: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?


I feel bad that he felt inclined to blow himself.  Yes.
2013-09-23 12:46:51 PM  
1 votes:

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.
2013-09-23 12:45:57 PM  
1 votes:

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


But with  more popped collars.
2013-09-23 12:39:41 PM  
1 votes:
Is it too late to use my wildcard?
2013-09-23 12:35:00 PM  
1 votes:
Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.
2013-09-23 12:33:24 PM  
1 votes:
White man's burden.
2013-09-23 12:30:44 PM  
1 votes:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Thread over, Mr. Vigoda has won.
2013-09-23 12:30:30 PM  
1 votes:
Err, I mean 72
2013-09-23 12:30:09 PM  
1 votes:
And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.
 
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