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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Interesting, Kenyan, al-Shabab, Samantha Lewthwaite, British Muslims, Happy Valley, prime suspect, tourist destination, Mombasa  
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24094 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2013 at 12:26 PM (2 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-23 12:45:10 PM  
8 votes:
What's the point of allowing NSA paw through everyone's email, phone records and underwear drawer when they continue to fark up even the most basic of intel activities.  "Wife of 7/7 bomber continues to communicate with terrorists, travel to terror havens and lead an attack from the notorious Shish-Kabob terror group".  Couldn't have seen that one coming, no sir-ee....
2013-09-23 12:29:41 PM  
6 votes:

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets 77 Total Farkers.
2013-09-23 12:46:51 PM  
3 votes:

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.
2013-09-23 12:35:00 PM  
3 votes:
Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.
2013-09-23 01:43:34 PM  
2 votes:

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


Not just her features but the look of deluded superiority.
2013-09-23 01:17:46 PM  
2 votes:

DarkSoulNoHope: Daily Fail again? I need more evidence than that.


My thoughts exactly. The Christian Science Monitor (despite the name, a remarkably objective news source) is running a similar story
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM  
2 votes:
Women go crazy in malls.
2013-09-23 12:34:11 PM  
2 votes:
Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."
2013-09-23 02:31:09 PM  
1 vote:
The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?
2013-09-23 02:25:11 PM  
1 vote:

HotWingConspiracy: When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.

media.heavy.com


ORLY?
2013-09-23 01:13:28 PM  
1 vote:
Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.
2013-09-23 01:11:56 PM  
1 vote:
Religion of peace
2013-09-23 01:04:15 PM  
1 vote:
When I read that headline, first image that came to mind is "Baroness" from GI Joe. Cobra's highest ranking female soldier and espionage expert.

This would totally be up her alley, carnage wise.
2013-09-23 01:00:31 PM  
1 vote:

meanmutton: Caucasian


Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.
2013-09-23 12:59:32 PM  
1 vote:
When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.
2013-09-23 12:54:06 PM  
1 vote:
Sounds fake if you ask me. I'm pretty sure if her husband was a bomber they would have been watching her. From what I've heard terrorist of this ilk aren't terribly interested in what women have to say.

I call bs
2013-09-23 12:49:26 PM  
1 vote:
So, when do we start bombing the UK?
2013-09-23 12:48:01 PM  
1 vote:

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?
2013-09-23 12:47:46 PM  
1 vote:

rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.


Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.
2013-09-23 12:45:57 PM  
1 vote:

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


But with  more popped collars.
2013-09-23 12:45:46 PM  
1 vote:
A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.
2013-09-23 12:43:54 PM  
1 vote:
Well, there is no one more devout than a convert.
2013-09-23 12:42:04 PM  
1 vote:
Another Jihad Jane.
2013-09-23 12:41:50 PM  
1 vote:

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


I thought the question was supposed to be about paradise, not Hell.
2013-09-23 12:41:09 PM  
1 vote:

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah. What's up with a white woman terrorist? That's just weird. She needs a right good rogering to set things straight. Krikey.
2013-09-23 12:34:24 PM  
1 vote:
She should have that growth removed from her shoulder.
2013-09-23 12:30:09 PM  
1 vote:
And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.
 
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