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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-09-23 01:56:23 PM
Bustin' up a mall instead of bustin' through a wall? Kool-aid man is not impressed. No more grape kool-aid for her.
 
2013-09-23 01:56:26 PM

uber humper: [media.npr.org image 602x911]


Er, why is a the cover jacket of Dr. S. A. Dunham's book being posted? Does it manage to discuss high-end shopping malls in Nairobi?
 
2013-09-23 01:56:45 PM
Riiight. Let me know when there's actual proof, not just 'IT MIGHT BE X!'.
 
2013-09-23 01:58:53 PM

cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.


i.dailymail.co.uk
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?
 
2013-09-23 01:59:33 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.


Yes, indeed you are.

Her Dark Passenger is obvious to her minions, and it is it they are following, not "her."

But I would like to know what that is on her shoulder.
 
2013-09-23 02:01:41 PM
As punishment I suggest a slow female castration with a broken bottle followed by a stoning until she is almost dead and then bury her alive. A good muslim fanatic way to treat uppitty women.
 
2013-09-23 02:02:12 PM

Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

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What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


I thought the same thing.

I know, I know, it's terrible to laugh right now. But some of the pictures in TFA kinda made me giggle a bit.
 
2013-09-23 02:02:36 PM
Rapmaster2000:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


"I want to really make sure they hear me"
 
2013-09-23 02:03:13 PM

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Maybe that's why he suicide bombed.
 
2013-09-23 02:03:46 PM

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


Its ok, everyone knows it was, is, and ever shall be islam... death cult extraordinaire
 
2013-09-23 02:04:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.

Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.


Nice straw man and anti-racist racist argument. No need for it, it doesn't make any sense at all in the current context, a derpy attempt to inject racial politics into a terrorist threat - - - but still, done with a bit of flair. 3.5/10, Maybe a 4/10. Barely. You need practice.
 
2013-09-23 02:05:55 PM

FarkedOver: Where's the religion where i get a piece of ass?

/difficulty: not from an assploded terrorist


Catholic, but you gotta be a priest.
 
2013-09-23 02:10:03 PM
Rapmaster2000

What the hell is on that dude's gun? Is it a loudener?

Tear Gas canister launcher? Like the old grenade launchers for the M-1 and M-14. That's why there's another guy with him.
 
2013-09-23 02:14:15 PM
FTFA: The object of her anger was Omar Shafik Hammami, a former student from Alabama. Last week he was shot dead in an ambush by terrorists loyal to the White Widow. 'May his fate serve as a lesson to all those who want to follow in his footsteps as a poster boy for jihad,' Lewthwaite wrote gleefully on Twitter.

Asshole wife of asshole killer who orders and glorifies the death of other assholes might have been dispensing assholery all over Kenya. News at 11.

/sounds like a REAL ASSSSSHOLE.
 
2013-09-23 02:18:53 PM
Well... that's out of left field. Then again, it is the  Daily Fail, so I'll wait for a more reliable source. Yesterday CNN was reporting that Minnesotans (the Twin Cities Metro is the center of the Somali-American community) were among the Westgate attackers, but after their excellent Marathon bombing coverage I'm taking that with a grain of salt as well.
 
2013-09-23 02:18:57 PM

Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


Aren't there grenades that launch from firearms like that?
 
2013-09-23 02:19:28 PM
Christ, what a...oh, Somacandra covered it already.
 
2013-09-23 02:24:46 PM
www.raf.almanet.dk
What a female terrorist mastermind may look like. (Sie heißt Gudrun Ensslin. Although it's Ulrike Meinhof who's most often associated with the RAF, she was never really a leader)

/GIS for Gudrun Ensslin is, surprisingly, NSFW
//there's a couple of topless shots
 
2013-09-23 02:25:11 PM

HotWingConspiracy: When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.

media.heavy.com


ORLY?
 
2013-09-23 02:29:35 PM

Rapmaster2000: UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.

Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.


Based on my high school, within 20 years (when the boomers die and my generation starts getting some social and cultural power), white as a social construct and code for "good people" will include these groups:
* Non-white-trash white people
* 2nd-generation Asians and 1st-generation Asian males
* Middle-class hispanics (At least speak English, dress normally, don't be in a gang)
* Very, very few blacks (See hispanic people caveats (Yes, including the English bit.  Ebonics is STUPID))
* Limited number of 2nd-gen Arabs who try to assimilate (hijabs are fine, full-veil burkas are creepy)
 
2013-09-23 02:31:09 PM
The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?
 
2013-09-23 02:32:07 PM

JesusJuice: The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?


That's like betting black in roulette.  You get your money back.
 
2013-09-23 02:44:51 PM

mongbiohazard: Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?

Aren't there grenades that launch from firearms like that?


Yep. Looks like an FN FAL and that rifle definitely has the ability launch grenades via a gas regulator/plug. Does look a lot like a tear gas canister.
 
2013-09-23 02:51:45 PM

Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".


The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.
 
2013-09-23 03:02:21 PM
You know, I'm not saying she should be a page 3 girl or anything, but she's not exactly what I'd call "dumpy".  DUMPY is like Susan Boyle, pants too high, kitty sweater wearing type thing.

/I know this is the most important part of the article.
 
2013-09-23 03:18:01 PM

meddleRPI: Isn't this like step-for-step the story behind a recent Covert Affairs episode?


Reminds me more the derp Vanessa Redgrave used to pull in the 1970s, though she didn't go full derp.
 
2013-09-23 03:22:27 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!
 
2013-09-23 03:33:03 PM
You are the company you keep.

She's not white any more.
 
2013-09-23 03:34:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.

Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.


No, not really.  I get why we are called that by people who are paralyzed by political correctness, but I prefer "white".  "Cracker" even.  Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid are so seventy years ago.
 
2013-09-23 03:39:53 PM
FTFA:   "...a small, dumpy woman..."

BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's right, attack the appearance of a vain, self-obessed twunt with a superiority complex.
 
2013-09-23 03:42:39 PM

I_C_Weener: marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.

Top Secret?


You are NOT Mel Torme.
 
2013-09-23 04:08:31 PM

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!


She looks a bit like Catherine Tate there.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-09-23 04:15:25 PM

Gordon Bennett: dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!

She looks a bit like Catherine Tate there.


I wouldn't fark her with a 39 1/2 foot pole...
 
2013-09-23 04:24:46 PM

Thirty: Yes, indeed you are.

Her Dark Passenger is obvious to her minions, and it is it they are following, not "her."

But I would like to know what that is on her shoulder.


I like the cut of your jib, but this is real life, not a fantasy novel.
 
2013-09-23 04:24:57 PM
Maybe she's expecting 71 dildos in Paradise?

(71 new + the current dildo she's 'married' to)
 
2013-09-23 04:37:23 PM

Gordon Bennett: Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.


So by that reasoning we're still ok calling East Asians "Oriental" right?
 
2013-09-23 04:54:36 PM
Maybe she prefers the dark meat?
 
2013-09-23 04:58:36 PM

Hector Remarkable: I put down "Green, Harvard, Nepalese guy."  I'm just wasting my money gambling on this stuff.


i.dailymail.co.uk
You'd better pray Nepalese guys don't become terrorists.

/Actually, it does happen, and when it does, it's very bad.
 
2013-09-23 05:05:16 PM

Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.


1.bp.blogspot.com
You don't know the half of it.
 
2013-09-23 06:49:24 PM

ReverendJynxed: Gordon Bennett: Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.

So by that reasoning we're still ok calling East Asians "Oriental" right?


Strictly speaking, by that reasoning we'd still actually be OK calling East Asians "Mongoloid" and black people "Negroid."

Clearly it isn't very good reasoning, but it has stuck for some reason.
 
2013-09-23 07:02:42 PM
El Shabazz sounds like an 80s rapper.
 
2013-09-23 07:42:09 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


I guess burquas are cheaper if you buy them by the acre.
 
2013-09-23 07:46:22 PM

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!


Dumpy little teapot didn't get enough attention from the British lads in her school.  Now she's coming back with a vengeance.
 
2013-09-23 09:24:49 PM
So when is Tamerlan's widow gonna woman up and do this?
 
2013-09-23 11:30:01 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SunsetLament: Religion of peace

[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]

Religion of pieces.


www.frightcatalog.com
 
2013-09-23 11:40:36 PM

JNowe: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

Women be choppin'.


She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
 
2013-09-24 12:29:47 AM
One too many Black Fridays must have pushed her over the edge.
 
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