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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-09-23 12:52:39 PM
media.tumblr.com

          The White Widow!
 
2013-09-23 12:52:45 PM
So now Honkey's are killing Black people? Is it also raining cats and dogs???
 
2013-09-23 12:53:16 PM

I_C_Weener: UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?

But with  more popped collars.


I mean more of the "My Sexy Roommate" experience. Assume I posted a cover from a pulp erotica novel about lesbians... can't find any that are SFW.
 
2013-09-23 12:54:06 PM
Sounds fake if you ask me. I'm pretty sure if her husband was a bomber they would have been watching her. From what I've heard terrorist of this ilk aren't terribly interested in what women have to say.

I call bs
 
2013-09-23 12:54:40 PM
Still Muslim.
 
2013-09-23 12:54:43 PM

FarkedOver: ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

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Israel?

 
2013-09-23 12:55:34 PM
Slightly pedantic note - Arabs are Caucasian, too, and it would surprise very few if the person behind these attacks was Arabic.
 
2013-09-23 12:55:42 PM

ChipNASA: FarkedOver: ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

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Israel?


www.zengardner.com

i684.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 12:58:59 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Obviously, she's a robot. Maybe sent across the multiverse from the AlQaeda controlled Earth. On that version of Earth, immediately following the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush surrendered.(*); The terrists immediately seized the American drone program and began building terrorbots. They sent these terrorbots to all the other earths in the multiverse to destroy freedoms.
(*) Purely by accident. While reading "My Pet Goat" the aide whispered to the President "Did you hear about the planes hitting the Non Freedom Towers?" George replied "No, I give up." This comment was captured by CNN video and immediately broadcast around the world. On this world, 9-11 is celebrated as No Freedoms Day.
 
2013-09-23 12:59:32 PM
When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.
 
2013-09-23 01:00:31 PM

meanmutton: Caucasian


Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.
 
2013-09-23 01:01:34 PM

Rapmaster2000: It makes sense if you don't think about it.


blogs.ajc.com
 
2013-09-23 01:01:47 PM

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


Sort of, only lacking the social graces, kindness, intelligence and morals.
 
2013-09-23 01:02:12 PM
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2013-09-23 01:02:52 PM

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

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Aliens? It was aliens, wasn't it?
 
2013-09-23 01:03:45 PM
They should have known by the crazy red eyes.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:07 PM
Take the veil of the religion of peace.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:15 PM
When I read that headline, first image that came to mind is "Baroness" from GI Joe. Cobra's highest ranking female soldier and espionage expert.

This would totally be up her alley, carnage wise.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:46 PM

UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.


3.bp.blogspot.com
Those guys were so white, they were from the Caucus!
 
2013-09-23 01:06:06 PM

jmayson: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.

Thread over, Mr. Vigoda has won.


Can I have the other 5?
 
2013-09-23 01:06:07 PM
Drone strike in 3... 2... 1....
 
2013-09-23 01:09:25 PM
This biatch is sounding pretty trucuicing.
 
2013-09-23 01:09:43 PM
I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?
 
2013-09-23 01:10:39 PM
This biatch is sounding pretty truculent.

(Thanks for ruining my joke, autocorrect.
 
2013-09-23 01:11:34 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Obviously, she's a robot. Maybe sent across the multiverse from the AlQaeda controlled Earth. On that version of Earth, immediately following the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush surrendered.(*); The terrists immediately seized the American drone program and began building terrorbots. They sent these terrorbots to all the other earths in the multiverse to destroy freedoms.
(*) Purely by accident. While reading "My Pet Goat" the aide whispered to the President "Did you hear about the planes hitting the Non Freedom Towers?" George replied "No, I give up." This comment was captured by CNN video and immediately broadcast around the world. On this world, 9-11 is celebrated as No Freedoms Day.


Dan Simmons, is that you?
 
2013-09-23 01:11:56 PM
Religion of peace
 
2013-09-23 01:11:58 PM

Gordon Bennett: I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?


All of them. Them being the ones who aren't us. Us being not them.
 
2013-09-23 01:13:28 PM
Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.
 
2013-09-23 01:13:39 PM

SunsetLament: Religion of peace


Gender of peace.
 
2013-09-23 01:14:34 PM
false flag
sleeper cell

E.l.F weaponz


BENGAZHI!!!!!!
 
2013-09-23 01:14:57 PM

UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.


Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.
 
2013-09-23 01:15:01 PM

SunsetLament: Religion of peace


i2.cdn.turner.com

Religion of pieces.
 
2013-09-23 01:15:29 PM

marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.


Top Secret?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-23 01:16:49 PM
www.indyweek.com law2.umkc.edu Kinda a cross between these guys.
 
2013-09-23 01:16:49 PM
Where's the religion where i get a piece of ass?

/difficulty: not from an assploded terrorist
 
2013-09-23 01:17:18 PM
I take it she couldn't find a pair of shoes that she liked.
 
2013-09-23 01:17:45 PM

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


Women be choppin'.
 
2013-09-23 01:17:46 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Daily Fail again? I need more evidence than that.


My thoughts exactly. The Christian Science Monitor (despite the name, a remarkably objective news source) is running a similar story
 
2013-09-23 01:17:51 PM

Gordon Bennett: I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?


Oblig:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
 
2013-09-23 01:19:28 PM
media.npr.org
 
2013-09-23 01:21:19 PM
Women, AMIRIGHT FELLAS?!?
 
2013-09-23 01:24:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.


It makes us legit, duh. Kind of like how you call something the Second ___ to give it some precedence even if it deserves none.
 
2013-09-23 01:26:10 PM

dukef: Dammit. Can we get better sources for real news in this farking place? Now I just have to go to another site.


It's not news, it's an incestuous cycle of click whoring.
 
2013-09-23 01:28:04 PM
Women be shoppin'
 
2013-09-23 01:29:04 PM

UsikFark: Rapmaster2000: I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.

It makes us legit, duh. Kind of like how you call something the Second ___ to give it some precedence even if it deserves none.


Makes us all sound like we are from the Caucasus region.
 
2013-09-23 01:41:27 PM
www.thesundaytimes.co.uk

She looks like a kardashian
 
2013-09-23 01:43:34 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


Not just her features but the look of deluded superiority.
 
2013-09-23 01:45:40 PM
Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.
 
2013-09-23 01:48:27 PM
Thanks, Obama's brothers ...
 
2013-09-23 01:53:38 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like an

kardashian asshole, but judging people by their looks is so wrong.  She might actually be a Cunf.
 
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