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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
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2013-09-23 11:49:43 AM
So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?
 
2013-09-23 12:11:43 PM
Her first husband must have had mad skills, if you know what I mean.

...and I think you do.
 
2013-09-23 12:28:38 PM
It's like dangerous minds all over again.
 
2013-09-23 12:29:41 PM

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets 77 Total Farkers.
 
2013-09-23 12:30:09 PM
And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.
 
2013-09-23 12:30:30 PM
Err, I mean 72
 
2013-09-23 12:30:44 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Thread over, Mr. Vigoda has won.
 
2013-09-23 12:33:24 PM
White man's burden.
 
2013-09-23 12:33:42 PM
Isn't this like step-for-step the story behind a recent Covert Affairs episode?
 
2013-09-23 12:34:11 PM
Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."
 
2013-09-23 12:34:19 PM
Nothing shocks me anymore........
 
2013-09-23 12:34:24 PM
She should have that growth removed from her shoulder.
 
2013-09-23 12:34:47 PM
I put down "Green, Harvard, Nepalese guy."  I'm just wasting my money gambling on this stuff.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:00 PM
Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM
Women go crazy in malls.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM
NPR interviewed some higher level member of Al-ramalamadingdong last night, and he would neither confirm nor deny whether women or westerners took part.

From the looks of things, we'll soon find out.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


That would make for a slightly interesting TFD thread. Wait, is that even possible?
 
2013-09-23 12:36:19 PM
I KNEW IT, SALON WAS RIGHT
 
2013-09-23 12:36:24 PM

thismomentinblackhistory: Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."


Is this the New 52 Amanda Waller?
 
2013-09-23 12:37:01 PM
Daily Fail again? I need more evidence than that.
 
2013-09-23 12:39:17 PM
I'd hit it... and then turn it into the authorities.
 
2013-09-23 12:39:41 PM
Is it too late to use my wildcard?
 
2013-09-23 12:41:09 PM

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah. What's up with a white woman terrorist? That's just weird. She needs a right good rogering to set things straight. Krikey.
 
2013-09-23 12:41:50 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


I thought the question was supposed to be about paradise, not Hell.
 
2013-09-23 12:41:57 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Worst than hell.
 
2013-09-23 12:42:04 PM
Another Jihad Jane.
 
2013-09-23 12:43:54 PM
Well, there is no one more devout than a convert.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:02 PM
She heard there was a shoe sale.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:14 PM
Is prep school like high school?
 
2013-09-23 12:44:14 PM
Dammit. Can we get better sources for real news in this farking place? Now I just have to go to another site.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:37 PM
I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.
 
2013-09-23 12:45:10 PM
What's the point of allowing NSA paw through everyone's email, phone records and underwear drawer when they continue to fark up even the most basic of intel activities.  "Wife of 7/7 bomber continues to communicate with terrorists, travel to terror havens and lead an attack from the notorious Shish-Kabob terror group".  Couldn't have seen that one coming, no sir-ee....
 
2013-09-23 12:45:21 PM
Al Bundy collects his prize
 
2013-09-23 12:45:46 PM
A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.
 
2013-09-23 12:45:57 PM

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


But with  more popped collars.
 
2013-09-23 12:46:51 PM

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.
 
2013-09-23 12:47:46 PM

rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.


Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:01 PM

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?
 
2013-09-23 12:48:20 PM

Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!


"We're declaring a fatwah on high prices! Take 10% off the top in our Decapitation Department!"

img35.imageshack.us
 
2013-09-23 12:48:27 PM

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Put on the Union Jack burqa tonight dear.  I feel like farking England.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:56 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Ha, thank you for that.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:58 PM

cgraves67: And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.


I propose her name be Lady Dat Azz.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:05 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.


I suppose he had to blow himself if she wasn't going to do it.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:06 PM

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets made a virgin again.  Those virgins need to come from somewhere.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:26 PM
So, when do we start bombing the UK?
 
2013-09-23 12:49:51 PM

doyner: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?


I feel bad that he felt inclined to blow himself.  Yes.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:53 PM
 
2013-09-23 12:51:09 PM
"Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

cdn.breitbart.com
 
2013-09-23 12:51:45 PM

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


Israel?
 
2013-09-23 12:51:46 PM
Time to declare a global war on white women! 

/Wait, that's me...er, never mind.
 
2013-09-23 12:52:39 PM
media.tumblr.com

          The White Widow!
 
2013-09-23 12:52:45 PM
So now Honkey's are killing Black people? Is it also raining cats and dogs???
 
2013-09-23 12:53:16 PM

I_C_Weener: UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?

But with  more popped collars.


I mean more of the "My Sexy Roommate" experience. Assume I posted a cover from a pulp erotica novel about lesbians... can't find any that are SFW.
 
2013-09-23 12:54:06 PM
Sounds fake if you ask me. I'm pretty sure if her husband was a bomber they would have been watching her. From what I've heard terrorist of this ilk aren't terribly interested in what women have to say.

I call bs
 
2013-09-23 12:54:40 PM
Still Muslim.
 
2013-09-23 12:54:43 PM

FarkedOver: ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Israel?

 
2013-09-23 12:55:34 PM
Slightly pedantic note - Arabs are Caucasian, too, and it would surprise very few if the person behind these attacks was Arabic.
 
2013-09-23 12:55:42 PM

ChipNASA: FarkedOver: ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]

Israel?


www.zengardner.com

i684.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 12:58:59 PM
i.dailymail.co.uk

Obviously, she's a robot. Maybe sent across the multiverse from the AlQaeda controlled Earth. On that version of Earth, immediately following the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush surrendered.(*); The terrists immediately seized the American drone program and began building terrorbots. They sent these terrorbots to all the other earths in the multiverse to destroy freedoms.
(*) Purely by accident. While reading "My Pet Goat" the aide whispered to the President "Did you hear about the planes hitting the Non Freedom Towers?" George replied "No, I give up." This comment was captured by CNN video and immediately broadcast around the world. On this world, 9-11 is celebrated as No Freedoms Day.
 
2013-09-23 12:59:32 PM
When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.
 
2013-09-23 01:00:31 PM

meanmutton: Caucasian


Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.
 
2013-09-23 01:01:34 PM

Rapmaster2000: It makes sense if you don't think about it.


blogs.ajc.com
 
2013-09-23 01:01:47 PM

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


Sort of, only lacking the social graces, kindness, intelligence and morals.
 
2013-09-23 01:02:12 PM
i.dailymail.co.uksi0.twimg.com
 
2013-09-23 01:02:52 PM

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


Aliens? It was aliens, wasn't it?
 
2013-09-23 01:03:45 PM
They should have known by the crazy red eyes.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:07 PM
Take the veil of the religion of peace.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:15 PM
When I read that headline, first image that came to mind is "Baroness" from GI Joe. Cobra's highest ranking female soldier and espionage expert.

This would totally be up her alley, carnage wise.
 
2013-09-23 01:04:46 PM

UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.


3.bp.blogspot.com
Those guys were so white, they were from the Caucus!
 
2013-09-23 01:06:06 PM

jmayson: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.

Thread over, Mr. Vigoda has won.


Can I have the other 5?
 
2013-09-23 01:06:07 PM
Drone strike in 3... 2... 1....
 
2013-09-23 01:09:25 PM
This biatch is sounding pretty trucuicing.
 
2013-09-23 01:09:43 PM
I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?
 
2013-09-23 01:10:39 PM
This biatch is sounding pretty truculent.

(Thanks for ruining my joke, autocorrect.
 
2013-09-23 01:11:34 PM

Harry Freakstorm: Obviously, she's a robot. Maybe sent across the multiverse from the AlQaeda controlled Earth. On that version of Earth, immediately following the 9/11 attacks, George W. Bush surrendered.(*); The terrists immediately seized the American drone program and began building terrorbots. They sent these terrorbots to all the other earths in the multiverse to destroy freedoms.
(*) Purely by accident. While reading "My Pet Goat" the aide whispered to the President "Did you hear about the planes hitting the Non Freedom Towers?" George replied "No, I give up." This comment was captured by CNN video and immediately broadcast around the world. On this world, 9-11 is celebrated as No Freedoms Day.


Dan Simmons, is that you?
 
2013-09-23 01:11:56 PM
Religion of peace
 
2013-09-23 01:11:58 PM

Gordon Bennett: I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?


All of them. Them being the ones who aren't us. Us being not them.
 
2013-09-23 01:13:28 PM
Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.
 
2013-09-23 01:13:39 PM

SunsetLament: Religion of peace


Gender of peace.
 
2013-09-23 01:14:34 PM
false flag
sleeper cell

E.l.F weaponz


BENGAZHI!!!!!!
 
2013-09-23 01:14:57 PM

UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.


Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.
 
2013-09-23 01:15:01 PM

SunsetLament: Religion of peace


i2.cdn.turner.com

Religion of pieces.
 
2013-09-23 01:15:29 PM

marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.


Top Secret?

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2013-09-23 01:16:49 PM
www.indyweek.com law2.umkc.edu Kinda a cross between these guys.
 
2013-09-23 01:16:49 PM
Where's the religion where i get a piece of ass?

/difficulty: not from an assploded terrorist
 
2013-09-23 01:17:18 PM
I take it she couldn't find a pair of shoes that she liked.
 
2013-09-23 01:17:45 PM

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


Women be choppin'.
 
2013-09-23 01:17:46 PM

DarkSoulNoHope: Daily Fail again? I need more evidence than that.


My thoughts exactly. The Christian Science Monitor (despite the name, a remarkably objective news source) is running a similar story
 
2013-09-23 01:17:51 PM

Gordon Bennett: I'm a bit confused by this story. I'm not sure which irrational, petty minded paranoid hatred the Daily Mail wants me to think. Am I supposed to read this as Innocent White British Girl Radicalised by Evil Brown Terrorist Immigrant or School Discos Lead to Terrorism?

Help me Daily Mail, who am I supposed to fear and hate today?


Oblig:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI
 
2013-09-23 01:19:28 PM
media.npr.org
 
2013-09-23 01:21:19 PM
Women, AMIRIGHT FELLAS?!?
 
2013-09-23 01:24:08 PM

Rapmaster2000: I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.


It makes us legit, duh. Kind of like how you call something the Second ___ to give it some precedence even if it deserves none.
 
2013-09-23 01:26:10 PM

dukef: Dammit. Can we get better sources for real news in this farking place? Now I just have to go to another site.


It's not news, it's an incestuous cycle of click whoring.
 
2013-09-23 01:28:04 PM
Women be shoppin'
 
2013-09-23 01:29:04 PM

UsikFark: Rapmaster2000: I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.

It makes us legit, duh. Kind of like how you call something the Second ___ to give it some precedence even if it deserves none.


Makes us all sound like we are from the Caucasus region.
 
2013-09-23 01:41:27 PM
www.thesundaytimes.co.uk

She looks like a kardashian
 
2013-09-23 01:43:34 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


Not just her features but the look of deluded superiority.
 
2013-09-23 01:45:40 PM
Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.
 
2013-09-23 01:48:27 PM
Thanks, Obama's brothers ...
 
2013-09-23 01:53:38 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like an

kardashian asshole, but judging people by their looks is so wrong.  She might actually be a Cunf.
 
2013-09-23 01:56:23 PM
Bustin' up a mall instead of bustin' through a wall? Kool-aid man is not impressed. No more grape kool-aid for her.
 
2013-09-23 01:56:26 PM

uber humper: [media.npr.org image 602x911]


Er, why is a the cover jacket of Dr. S. A. Dunham's book being posted? Does it manage to discuss high-end shopping malls in Nairobi?
 
2013-09-23 01:56:45 PM
Riiight. Let me know when there's actual proof, not just 'IT MIGHT BE X!'.
 
2013-09-23 01:58:53 PM

cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.


i.dailymail.co.uk
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?
 
2013-09-23 01:59:33 PM

justanotherfarkinfarker: Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.


Yes, indeed you are.

Her Dark Passenger is obvious to her minions, and it is it they are following, not "her."

But I would like to know what that is on her shoulder.
 
2013-09-23 02:01:41 PM
As punishment I suggest a slow female castration with a broken bottle followed by a stoning until she is almost dead and then bury her alive. A good muslim fanatic way to treat uppitty women.
 
2013-09-23 02:02:12 PM

Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


I thought the same thing.

I know, I know, it's terrible to laugh right now. But some of the pictures in TFA kinda made me giggle a bit.
 
2013-09-23 02:02:36 PM
Rapmaster2000:

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


"I want to really make sure they hear me"
 
2013-09-23 02:03:13 PM

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Maybe that's why he suicide bombed.
 
2013-09-23 02:03:46 PM

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]


Its ok, everyone knows it was, is, and ever shall be islam... death cult extraordinaire
 
2013-09-23 02:04:51 PM

Rapmaster2000: rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.

Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.


Nice straw man and anti-racist racist argument. No need for it, it doesn't make any sense at all in the current context, a derpy attempt to inject racial politics into a terrorist threat - - - but still, done with a bit of flair. 3.5/10, Maybe a 4/10. Barely. You need practice.
 
2013-09-23 02:05:55 PM

FarkedOver: Where's the religion where i get a piece of ass?

/difficulty: not from an assploded terrorist


Catholic, but you gotta be a priest.
 
2013-09-23 02:10:03 PM
Rapmaster2000

What the hell is on that dude's gun? Is it a loudener?

Tear Gas canister launcher? Like the old grenade launchers for the M-1 and M-14. That's why there's another guy with him.
 
2013-09-23 02:14:15 PM
FTFA: The object of her anger was Omar Shafik Hammami, a former student from Alabama. Last week he was shot dead in an ambush by terrorists loyal to the White Widow. 'May his fate serve as a lesson to all those who want to follow in his footsteps as a poster boy for jihad,' Lewthwaite wrote gleefully on Twitter.

Asshole wife of asshole killer who orders and glorifies the death of other assholes might have been dispensing assholery all over Kenya. News at 11.

/sounds like a REAL ASSSSSHOLE.
 
2013-09-23 02:18:53 PM
Well... that's out of left field. Then again, it is the  Daily Fail, so I'll wait for a more reliable source. Yesterday CNN was reporting that Minnesotans (the Twin Cities Metro is the center of the Somali-American community) were among the Westgate attackers, but after their excellent Marathon bombing coverage I'm taking that with a grain of salt as well.
 
2013-09-23 02:18:57 PM

Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

[i.dailymail.co.uk image 850x527]
What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?


Aren't there grenades that launch from firearms like that?
 
2013-09-23 02:19:28 PM
Christ, what a...oh, Somacandra covered it already.
 
2013-09-23 02:24:46 PM
www.raf.almanet.dk
What a female terrorist mastermind may look like. (Sie heißt Gudrun Ensslin. Although it's Ulrike Meinhof who's most often associated with the RAF, she was never really a leader)

/GIS for Gudrun Ensslin is, surprisingly, NSFW
//there's a couple of topless shots
 
2013-09-23 02:25:11 PM

HotWingConspiracy: When American white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they go to the prom with a black guy. When British white girls want to make their parents uncomfortable they marry in to global terrorism groups.

media.heavy.com


ORLY?
 
2013-09-23 02:29:35 PM

Rapmaster2000: UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.

Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.


Based on my high school, within 20 years (when the boomers die and my generation starts getting some social and cultural power), white as a social construct and code for "good people" will include these groups:
* Non-white-trash white people
* 2nd-generation Asians and 1st-generation Asian males
* Middle-class hispanics (At least speak English, dress normally, don't be in a gang)
* Very, very few blacks (See hispanic people caveats (Yes, including the English bit.  Ebonics is STUPID))
* Limited number of 2nd-gen Arabs who try to assimilate (hijabs are fine, full-veil burkas are creepy)
 
2013-09-23 02:31:09 PM
The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?
 
2013-09-23 02:32:07 PM

JesusJuice: The only thing I put down was "Muslim". What do I win?


That's like betting black in roulette.  You get your money back.
 
2013-09-23 02:44:51 PM

mongbiohazard: Rapmaster2000: cc_rider: Daily Fail now claiming "body of white woman terrorist found at scene"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2429784/Has-British-White-Wi do w-killed-final-assault-Kenyan-shopping-mall-Officials-say-body-white-w oman-terrorist-scene.html

Of course you'll want to take that with a grain of salt, this being the DM and all.

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What the hell is on that dude's gun?  Is it a loudener?

Aren't there grenades that launch from firearms like that?


Yep. Looks like an FN FAL and that rifle definitely has the ability launch grenades via a gas regulator/plug. Does look a lot like a tear gas canister.
 
2013-09-23 02:51:45 PM

Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".


The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.
 
2013-09-23 03:02:21 PM
You know, I'm not saying she should be a page 3 girl or anything, but she's not exactly what I'd call "dumpy".  DUMPY is like Susan Boyle, pants too high, kitty sweater wearing type thing.

/I know this is the most important part of the article.
 
2013-09-23 03:18:01 PM

meddleRPI: Isn't this like step-for-step the story behind a recent Covert Affairs episode?


Reminds me more the derp Vanessa Redgrave used to pull in the 1970s, though she didn't go full derp.
 
2013-09-23 03:22:27 PM
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Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!
 
2013-09-23 03:33:03 PM
You are the company you keep.

She's not white any more.
 
2013-09-23 03:34:41 PM

Rapmaster2000: UsikFark: meanmutton: Caucasian

Caucasian as a synonym for white is pretty useless.

Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

People will say things like "there as white as the Swedes" when referring to people like the Russians.  The idea that either of these nationalities could "be white" 250 years ago was ludicrous.  Arabs, Persians, and Turks will be considered white people in 30 years.


No, not really.  I get why we are called that by people who are paralyzed by political correctness, but I prefer "white".  "Cracker" even.  Caucasian, Negroid, and Mongoloid are so seventy years ago.
 
2013-09-23 03:39:53 PM
FTFA:   "...a small, dumpy woman..."

BAHAHAHAHAHA

That's right, attack the appearance of a vain, self-obessed twunt with a superiority complex.
 
2013-09-23 03:42:39 PM

I_C_Weener: marius2: Do we greenlight TMZ articles discussing top secret information about terrorist attacks? No? Then why do we do we do it when it's the Daily Mail? They're practically the same, other than the fact that the mail is quite xenophobic and anti-muslim as well.

Top Secret?


You are NOT Mel Torme.
 
2013-09-23 04:08:31 PM

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!


She looks a bit like Catherine Tate there.

i.telegraph.co.uk
 
2013-09-23 04:15:25 PM

Gordon Bennett: dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!

She looks a bit like Catherine Tate there.


I wouldn't fark her with a 39 1/2 foot pole...
 
2013-09-23 04:24:46 PM

Thirty: Yes, indeed you are.

Her Dark Passenger is obvious to her minions, and it is it they are following, not "her."

But I would like to know what that is on her shoulder.


I like the cut of your jib, but this is real life, not a fantasy novel.
 
2013-09-23 04:24:57 PM
Maybe she's expecting 71 dildos in Paradise?

(71 new + the current dildo she's 'married' to)
 
2013-09-23 04:37:23 PM

Gordon Bennett: Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.


So by that reasoning we're still ok calling East Asians "Oriental" right?
 
2013-09-23 04:54:36 PM
Maybe she prefers the dark meat?
 
2013-09-23 04:58:36 PM

Hector Remarkable: I put down "Green, Harvard, Nepalese guy."  I'm just wasting my money gambling on this stuff.


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You'd better pray Nepalese guys don't become terrorists.

/Actually, it does happen, and when it does, it's very bad.
 
2013-09-23 05:05:16 PM

Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.


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You don't know the half of it.
 
2013-09-23 06:49:24 PM

ReverendJynxed: Gordon Bennett: Rapmaster2000: Habesha people (Ethiopians and Eritreans) are Caucasian.  I'm not sure why white people like to call themselves caucasian.  I think it's simply an easy way to include the ever expanding idea of what socially constitutes "being white".

The term is a leftover from late 18th century anthropology. The idea, now dated and invalid, was that race indicates relationships among human populations and can be used to trace the movement of people around the world.

The people of the Caucasus region were considered the archetype of white people, so the name was taken and since then has stuck.

Genetically speaking it doesn't mean a thing but no one knew that 200 years ago.

So by that reasoning we're still ok calling East Asians "Oriental" right?


Strictly speaking, by that reasoning we'd still actually be OK calling East Asians "Mongoloid" and black people "Negroid."

Clearly it isn't very good reasoning, but it has stuck for some reason.
 
2013-09-23 07:02:42 PM
El Shabazz sounds like an 80s rapper.
 
2013-09-23 07:42:09 PM

abhorrent1: [www.thesundaytimes.co.uk image 580x386]

She looks like a kardashian


I guess burquas are cheaper if you buy them by the acre.
 
2013-09-23 07:46:22 PM

dabbletech: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 306x525]
Her teeth are too nice.  I call shenanigans!


Dumpy little teapot didn't get enough attention from the British lads in her school.  Now she's coming back with a vengeance.
 
2013-09-23 09:24:49 PM
So when is Tamerlan's widow gonna woman up and do this?
 
2013-09-23 11:30:01 PM

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SunsetLament: Religion of peace

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Religion of pieces.


www.frightcatalog.com
 
2013-09-23 11:40:36 PM

JNowe: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

Women be choppin'.


She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She's hackin' and wackin' and smackin'
She just hacks, wacks, chopping that meat
 
2013-09-24 12:29:47 AM
One too many Black Fridays must have pushed her over the edge.
 
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