oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?
Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?She gets 77 Total Farkers.
I KNEW IT, SALON WAS RIGHT
thismomentinblackhistory: Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."
RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.
UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?
FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex. I feel sorry for her husband.
rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.
Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!
cgraves67: And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.
DarkSoulNoHope: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex. I feel sorry for her husband.Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.
doyner: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex. I feel sorry for her husband.You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?
ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "[cdn.breitbart.com image 475x356]
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