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(Daily Mail)   If you put down "White, prep school educated, British woman" as the mastermind behind the attack in Kenya in the pool, come down and collect your windfall   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 147
    More: Interesting, Kenyan, al-Shabab, Samantha Lewthwaite, British Muslims, Happy Valley, prime suspect, tourist destination, Mombasa  
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2013-09-23 11:49:43 AM  
So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?
 
2013-09-23 12:11:43 PM  
Her first husband must have had mad skills, if you know what I mean.

...and I think you do.
 
2013-09-23 12:28:38 PM  
It's like dangerous minds all over again.
 
2013-09-23 12:29:41 PM  

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets 77 Total Farkers.
 
2013-09-23 12:30:09 PM  
And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.
 
2013-09-23 12:30:30 PM  
Err, I mean 72
 
2013-09-23 12:30:44 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Thread over, Mr. Vigoda has won.
 
2013-09-23 12:33:24 PM  
White man's burden.
 
2013-09-23 12:33:42 PM  
Isn't this like step-for-step the story behind a recent Covert Affairs episode?
 
2013-09-23 12:34:11 PM  
Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."
 
2013-09-23 12:34:19 PM  
Nothing shocks me anymore........
 
2013-09-23 12:34:24 PM  
She should have that growth removed from her shoulder.
 
2013-09-23 12:34:47 PM  
I put down "Green, Harvard, Nepalese guy."  I'm just wasting my money gambling on this stuff.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:00 PM  
Why would these guys follow a woman? isn't that against the whole Muslim subjugation thing? I is confused.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM  
Women go crazy in malls.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:27 PM  
NPR interviewed some higher level member of Al-ramalamadingdong last night, and he would neither confirm nor deny whether women or westerners took part.

From the looks of things, we'll soon find out.
 
2013-09-23 12:35:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


That would make for a slightly interesting TFD thread. Wait, is that even possible?
 
2013-09-23 12:36:19 PM  
I KNEW IT, SALON WAS RIGHT
 
2013-09-23 12:36:24 PM  

thismomentinblackhistory: Every now and then the Daily Fail comes through with lines like, "A small, dumpy woman, she..."


Is this the New 52 Amanda Waller?
 
2013-09-23 12:37:01 PM  
Daily Fail again? I need more evidence than that.
 
2013-09-23 12:39:17 PM  
I'd hit it... and then turn it into the authorities.
 
2013-09-23 12:39:41 PM  
Is it too late to use my wildcard?
 
2013-09-23 12:41:09 PM  

RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.


She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!

But seriously folks, I'd like to take a moment to talk about mall violence. You might think those mall cops are there because they couldn't get better jobs, but they face a real threat every day. The pay is low, the danger is high. The only thing they get in the way of perks are ogling the teenage girls in yoga pants. I forgot what I was saying.

Oh yeah. What's up with a white woman terrorist? That's just weird. She needs a right good rogering to set things straight. Krikey.
 
2013-09-23 12:41:50 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


I thought the question was supposed to be about paradise, not Hell.
 
2013-09-23 12:41:57 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Worst than hell.
 
2013-09-23 12:42:04 PM  
Another Jihad Jane.
 
2013-09-23 12:43:54 PM  
Well, there is no one more devout than a convert.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:02 PM  
She heard there was a shoe sale.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:14 PM  
Is prep school like high school?
 
2013-09-23 12:44:14 PM  
Dammit. Can we get better sources for real news in this farking place? Now I just have to go to another site.
 
2013-09-23 12:44:37 PM  
I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.
 
2013-09-23 12:45:10 PM  
What's the point of allowing NSA paw through everyone's email, phone records and underwear drawer when they continue to fark up even the most basic of intel activities.  "Wife of 7/7 bomber continues to communicate with terrorists, travel to terror havens and lead an attack from the notorious Shish-Kabob terror group".  Couldn't have seen that one coming, no sir-ee....
 
2013-09-23 12:45:21 PM  
Al Bundy collects his prize
 
2013-09-23 12:45:46 PM  
A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.
 
2013-09-23 12:45:57 PM  

UsikFark: Is prep school like high school?


But with  more popped collars.
 
2013-09-23 12:46:51 PM  

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.
 
2013-09-23 12:47:46 PM  

rjakobi: I'm sorry, but no, Subby. I think you need more than a glorified scandal rag to make that statement. My money's still on El-Shabazz.


Nope, I heard on the radio this morning that it was probably Al Sharpton.  He probably set up this white person to take the fall and the liberal Daily Mail is on the whole scam.

It makes sense if you don't think about it.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:01 PM  

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?
 
2013-09-23 12:48:20 PM  

Girl Sailor: RoyHobbs22: Women go crazy in malls.

She must've missed out on the big sale at Macy's. The gals love sales!


"We're declaring a fatwah on high prices! Take 10% off the top in our Decapitation Department!"

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2013-09-23 12:48:27 PM  

FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.


Put on the Union Jack burqa tonight dear.  I feel like farking England.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:56 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?

She gets 77 Total Farkers.


Ha, thank you for that.
 
2013-09-23 12:48:58 PM  

cgraves67: And here is your plot for the next James Bond movie.


I propose her name be Lady Dat Azz.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:05 PM  

DarkSoulNoHope: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

Her husband blew himself up, that shows how horrible she was to him.


I suppose he had to blow himself if she wasn't going to do it.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:06 PM  

oldernell: So if she dies during this, does she get male or female virgins?


She gets made a virgin again.  Those virgins need to come from somewhere.
 
2013-09-23 12:49:26 PM  
So, when do we start bombing the UK?
 
2013-09-23 12:49:51 PM  

doyner: FarkedOver: A British chick who converted to Islam.... That's going to be some terrible sex.  I feel sorry for her husband.

You mean the one that blew himself up in the 7/7 terrorist attacks in London?


I feel bad that he felt inclined to blow himself.  Yes.
 
2013-09-23 12:50:53 PM  
 
2013-09-23 12:51:09 PM  
"Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

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2013-09-23 12:51:45 PM  

ChipNASA: "Thanks Daily Mail!!!.....(guys....shhhhhhhhh, they'll never find out who was *really* behind this) "

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Israel?
 
2013-09-23 12:51:46 PM  
Time to declare a global war on white women! 

/Wait, that's me...er, never mind.
 
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