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(The Malay Mail)   If you make illegal pornography and are trying to interest new customers, try not to mail your DVDs to the chief of police   (themalaymailonline.com) divider line 33
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2013-09-23 01:23:12 PM  
Wasn't that photo a still from  I Know Why The Caged Bird Swings?
 
2013-09-23 01:27:03 PM  
25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-23 01:36:00 PM  
What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!
 
2013-09-23 01:38:09 PM  

neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!


The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..
 
2013-09-23 01:42:46 PM  

neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!


Uncensored?
 
2013-09-23 01:43:00 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..


Maybe the kind where the women seem to be enjoying themselves and not making retarded terrified squeaking noises.
 
2013-09-23 01:43:37 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..


Yea, most places in Japan still do not allow for uncensored pornography to be sold in Japan. considering some of the things they do have out there, though....

/I can haz Asian girl thread?
 
2013-09-23 01:44:21 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..

Maybe the kind where the women seem to be enjoying themselves and not making retarded terrified squeaking noises.


Go on....
 
2013-09-23 01:46:34 PM  

chaosweaver: Yea, most places in Japan still do not allow for uncensored pornography to be sold in Japan.


Maybe that's why the stuff they do have is so bizarre.
 
2013-09-23 01:46:42 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..


Because you just know how difficult it would be in Japan to find a device that connects to the Internet.

Does Japan block pron sites?
 
2013-09-23 01:46:44 PM  

neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!


I came here to ask this.
 
2013-09-23 01:49:18 PM  

Nightsweat: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

I came here to ask this.


Maybe some examples. Just to make sure that I don't accidentally view anything like that.
 
2013-09-23 01:51:45 PM  

Nightsweat: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

I came here to ask this.


I think it's anything that Westerners would consider "normal."  If there isn't an animated sequence where two naked dudes ride each other like motorcycles, followed by a contest where middle-aged businessmen attempt to break watermelons on young women's breasts, and then a prank reel where the actors go into public places and pretend to give random strangers the UFIA, then the authorities will reject the pr0n for not conforming to traditional Japanese values.
 
2013-09-23 01:53:53 PM  

Nightsweat: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

I came here to ask this.


Now I really need to see some illegal Japanese porn
 
2013-09-23 01:54:52 PM  
There are RULES to Japanese porn:
youoffendmeyouoffendmyfamily.com
 
2013-09-23 01:55:16 PM  

Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..


Wait, that's pixelation? I thought Japanese women were just...different.
 
2013-09-23 02:00:55 PM  
Illegal porn? What kind of sick, disgusting, depraved acts of vile perversion could these DVDs have? Animals? Children? Why, those monsters should be put away for life!

Oh, it's...it's just uncensored?

Carry on.

/Grow up, Japan
 
2013-09-23 02:02:39 PM  

Snarfangel: Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..

Wait, that's pixelation? I thought Japanese women were just...different.


You thought their vaginas were sideways, didn't you?
 
2013-09-23 02:04:30 PM  
You can thank General McArthur. His fear of pubes crippled the Japanese porn industry and sent it in to this pixelated hell.
He said "I shal return". He never said "I shall, giggle, come again."
 
2013-09-23 02:17:14 PM  
If you make illegal pornography...

What do you mean, "IF"?
 
2013-09-23 02:22:25 PM  

mongbiohazard: Snarfangel: Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..

Wait, that's pixelation? I thought Japanese women were just...different.

You thought their vaginas were sideways, didn't you?


As a teen, I pretty much dated Asians exclusively and had never heard this...when I did, I had no clue what the hell they were talking about.  Wasn't until a few years later that I found out it was a racial insult.

/Yes, being naive is fun...so is being sarcastic.
 
2013-09-23 02:25:12 PM  
Getting the monthly Adam & Eve catalog twice a week can be a problem.
 
2013-09-23 02:26:18 PM  
I think the general theory goes that is why their porn is so weird: You can't really show normal sex, so you show weird stuff.
 
2013-09-23 02:28:49 PM  

NuclearPenguins: Maybe the kind where the women seem to be enjoying themselves and not making retarded terrified squeaking noises.


The paradox: Japanese women are hot, but the porn is just uncomfortable and not sexy at all

/white people problems
 
2013-09-23 02:30:09 PM  

PhDemented: NuclearPenguins: Maybe the kind where the women seem to be enjoying themselves and not making retarded terrified squeaking noises.

The paradox: Japanese women are hot, but the porn is just uncomfortable and not sexy at all

/white people problems


This is why I prefer black women. They don't just have sex, they beast fark you into the bed
 
2013-09-23 02:48:12 PM  
i am always on the wrong list.
 
2013-09-23 02:51:23 PM  
Poo is fine but god forbid you show an unpixelated vulva.
 
2013-09-23 03:14:43 PM  

kortex: Poo is fine but god forbid you show an unpixelated vulva.


You can thank the American occupation. Mix Buddhism with a overly conservative Christian military governor, and you get anti-porn laws that don't make much sense. The Japanese are merely trying to adhere to the legal concept of morality laws introduced to them by the U.S.- which they think is obligatory among "civilized" nations- except that they don't quite understand the logic of it since their cultural morality isn't the same as the 'Christian' morality.
 
2013-09-23 03:36:17 PM  

bagumpity: Nightsweat: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

I came here to ask this.

I think it's anything that Westerners would consider "normal."  If there isn't an animated sequence where two naked dudes ride each other like motorcycles, followed by a contest where middle-aged businessmen attempt to break watermelons on young women's breasts, and then a prank reel where the actors go into public places and pretend to give random strangers the UFIA, then the authorities will reject the pr0n for not conforming to traditional Japanese values.


KANCHO!
 
2013-09-23 03:42:23 PM  

Snarfangel: Bigdogdaddy: neurochrome: What the hell kind of porn is even illegal in Japan?!

The kind with the genitals not pixelated out.....um...well...that's what someone TOLD me anyway..

Wait, that's pixelation? I thought Japanese women were just...different.


PSS, pixelated snizz syndrome, is no joke. Thousands of Japanese women are infected every year. Symptoms include horizontal paralysis and only the ability to make mewling sounds with the eyelids tightly closed, even in the face of extreme stimuli. Men having sex with a carrier will find that their penis will shrink dramatically to less than three inches fully erect and with a compulsion to ejaculate onto white cotton granny panties.
 
2013-09-23 04:20:25 PM  
I was unaware of Japans odd prudishness for what I consider to be traditional porn.  I assumed something illegal there must just be crazy over the top.

Also, I was unaware of the sideways vagina comments until I  brought a Vietnamese girl to a white people party.  People started asking me if her hoohah was sideways.

I was like "WTF are you talking about?"

Oh, that's an Asian racial thing?  How droll.
 
2013-09-23 08:01:18 PM  
Turns out there's a special word just for illegal Japanese porn, and it has two definitions:

1. hardcore pornography; 'underground' pornography showing uncensored genitals. Technically illegal in Japan.

2. A Buddhist observance honoring the spirits of ancestors.
 
Skr
2013-09-23 08:47:38 PM  
Hmm the ladies in the article picture have really nice outfits on. Some of the pixelation and black barring done is quite laughable and obviously an attempt at a minimal effort.


/firefox doesn't recognize "pixelation" as a cromulent word.
 
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