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(WMCTV)   Fark headline candidate: Man walks around damaging cars, then jumps into a pool with children, then fights cops. Fark headline slam-dunk: does all of this while naked   (wmctv.com) divider line 37
    More: Dumbass, Memphis Police, University of Memphis, Battle Creek  
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2467 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2013 at 9:37 AM (30 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-23 09:28:29 AM
Officials stated once the man was finished with his rampage, he jumped into a pool full of children.

Maybe he's just trying to take bath salts back to their roots.
 
2013-09-23 09:53:44 AM
Is there any other way?
 
2013-09-23 09:54:10 AM
does all of this while naked

FWIW, I already assumed this to be the case.
 
2013-09-23 10:00:19 AM

Mr_Fabulous: FWIW, I already assumed this to be the case.


Yeah, this was about as surprising as the fate of an unnamed character in the opening scene of a horror movie.
 
2013-09-23 10:04:54 AM
The Aristocats!
 
2013-09-23 10:19:06 AM
Trevor?
 
2013-09-23 10:22:45 AM
Damn. All I needed was sex with a dead dog in front of a daycare and I would have had bingo.
 
2013-09-23 10:25:18 AM
did he drop the mic and walk off stage after that?
 
2013-09-23 10:30:17 AM
Despite it being the least destructive of his crimes, the nudity is probably what will result in the harshest penalties because of think of teh children!

Also, pool's closed due to maniac.

wmctv.images.worldnow.com
 
2013-09-23 10:36:02 AM
Drugs are bad, m'kay?
 
2013-09-23 10:41:00 AM
Memphis.....was it Elvis?
 
2013-09-23 10:52:18 AM
Remember this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=niQJtZGTD8A">http://www.youtube.com/w atch?v=niQJtZGTD8A


I remember watching it on TV when it debuted, and thinking, "Well, that was really farking pointless."
 
2013-09-23 10:55:37 AM

fiveknuckleshuffle: Is there any other way?


Wearing a pink leather tutu and assless chaps
 
2013-09-23 11:00:41 AM

Smeggy Smurf: fiveknuckleshuffle: Is there any other way?

Wearing a pink leather tutu and assless chaps


You need to stop reading my email.
 
2013-09-23 11:07:16 AM
Was he singing the song of his people?
 
2013-09-23 11:13:00 AM
Were alcohol, drugs, or mental illness involved?
 
2013-09-23 11:22:54 AM
No diving, lounge chairs.
 
2013-09-23 11:28:39 AM
I'd say it was bath salts except he didn't try to eat anyone
 
2013-09-23 11:30:38 AM
Drugs are way nifty and the path to enlightenment.
 
2013-09-23 11:45:24 AM

Mega Steve: I'd say it was bath salts except he didn't try to eat anyone


I'm certainly no expert, but I think PCP & nekkedness have some loose association. I wonder if that one is coming back for an encore.
 
2013-09-23 11:51:27 AM
I'll have what he's having.
/positively not
 
2013-09-23 11:53:54 AM
You remember the good old days of Fark?  When the headlines were more than a summary of the articles content?  This is just abominable.
 
2013-09-23 11:59:33 AM
cache.ohinternet.com
 
2013-09-23 12:11:44 PM

dragonchild: Mr_Fabulous: FWIW, I already assumed this to be the case.

Yeah, this was about as surprising as the fate of an unnamed character in the opening scene of a horror movie.


Or the fate of the soldier in a war movie who shows a picture of his sweetheart right before the major battle.
 
2013-09-23 12:13:42 PM

holdeestrufs: You remember the good old days of Fark?  When the headlines were more than a summary of the articles content?  This is just abominable.


I do remember. I wore an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time
 
2013-09-23 12:16:04 PM
And we inch ever closer to the inevitable "Tennessee" tag...
 
2013-09-23 12:18:11 PM
Curious.  Was he successful and attractive?
 
2013-09-23 12:32:01 PM

skozlaw: Despite it being the least destructive of his crimes, the nudity is probably what will result in the harshest penalties because of think of teh children!

Also, pool's closed due to maniac.

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waiting for reports if the maniac responded with a sarcastic remark.
 
2013-09-23 12:38:34 PM

farkinglizardking: Or the fate of the soldier in a war movie who shows a picture of his sweetheart right before the major battle.


Or a "can hang with the big boys" tomboy in an action movie still needing rescuing from the main villain so she can fall for the protagonist.
 
2013-09-23 01:09:39 PM
"How do you think I rang the doorbell?"
 
2013-09-23 01:14:30 PM

dragonchild: farkinglizardking: Or the fate of the soldier in a war movie who shows a picture of his sweetheart right before the major battle.

Or a "can hang with the big boys" tomboy in an action movie still needing rescuing from the main villain so she can fall for the protagonist.


Or the grizzled, prophetic scientist or mountain man in a SyFy original film who predicts the catastrophe/reptilian hybrid before it occurs. Usually the father/uncle of the blonde female lead
 
2013-09-23 01:15:27 PM

dragonchild: farkinglizardking: Or the fate of the soldier in a war movie who shows a picture of his sweetheart right before the major battle.

Or a "can hang with the big boys" tomboy in an action movie still needing rescuing from the main villain so she can fall for the protagonist.


Or the fate of a stick of butter in a Paula Deen cooking show.
 
2013-09-23 01:35:09 PM

Another Government Employee: Curious.  Was he successful and attractive?



Yup, that makes all the difference in this story.
 
2013-09-23 02:18:33 PM

toraque: Or the fate of a stick of butter in a Paula Deen cooking show.


Or the extremely awkward and unsexy boner-killing nude scene in an indie movie where at least one character has a mental ailment.
 
2013-09-23 03:23:40 PM
Nude dude gets crude, rude, and possibly lewd, is now screwed.
 
2013-09-23 03:41:09 PM

toraque: dragonchild: farkinglizardking: Or the fate of the soldier in a war movie who shows a picture of his sweetheart right before the major battle.

Or a "can hang with the big boys" tomboy in an action movie still needing rescuing from the main villain so she can fall for the protagonist.

Or the fate of a stick of butter in a Paula Deen cooking show.


Or the fate of the highly decorated evil dictator of an oil rich nation.
 
2013-09-23 07:21:44 PM
FTFA:When officers arrived on the scene, they got into an altercation with the man. One officer ended up with a broken arm.

Hmm. Maybe it's time to rethink the standard police procedure of only Tasing/shooting people who  aren'tacting crazy.
 
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