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2013-09-24 01:49:08 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Looking over the recap, I see I didn't miss much for the rest of the show.

Also, SW now has as many title reigns as Cena!  XD


31.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-24 02:23:53 PM
Orrrrrrrrrttoooon.

Phew.

I feel better
 
2013-09-24 03:07:30 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Looking over the recap, I see I didn't miss much for the rest of the show.

Also, SW now has as many title reigns as Cena!  XD


When I hit 8 I think someone called me ShiningGagne. I somehow still took it as a complement, lulz
 
2013-09-24 03:10:29 PM

verbaltoxin: tbaughm: No Line For Beer: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: TheManofPA: EqualOpportunityEnslaver: TheManofPA: I just realized: One slap remains going into the final season

Indeed it does. I have a feeling it shall be delivered in epic fashion

I'd be okay if the very last scene is them all together in the future and out of nowhere Marshall delivers it and yells "AND THAT'S THREE" with no other explanation, cut to black

That's actually really good. I'd especially enjoy it if, somewhere in the frame, you can see the dinner table fully set (turkey, stuffing, mashed potatoes, the whole 9 yards.)

I expect that the last shot is going to be of his kids asleep.

I'm just hoping they tell him the story sucked.

You forget their Ted's spawn. One of them is bound to be as douche-tastic as he is, if not both.


Maybe y'all have seen this, but the producers made a promo for season 9 that, I think, might have been hilarious as the first scene of last night's first episode. Link
 
2013-09-24 03:39:44 PM

ShiningWizard: machoprogrammer: Enjoy it while you can, pony... your days are numbered. Soon you will be in the cauldron, making glue.

*CHAIRSHOT*

Uh, didn't you guys add some more people to that bloated stable of yours tonight?

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So you're like at 362 members and you still can't keep me from 1004?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 525x405]

Do the math. that's... reality!

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There's a certain point where numbers make a faction less powerful.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1mFM87Zysg
 
2013-09-24 03:55:21 PM
Go check Backstage Fall-Out when you get a chance. Brie Bella cut 2-segment promo that set up her eventual match with AJ Lee at Battleground. They've pulled the trigger on the reality angle with Brie acknowledging that Bryan and she are a couple.
 
2013-09-24 04:23:04 PM

mantoast: ShiningWizard: machoprogrammer: Enjoy it while you can, pony... your days are numbered. Soon you will be in the cauldron, making glue.

*CHAIRSHOT*

Uh, didn't you guys add some more people to that bloated stable of yours tonight?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 444x357]

So you're like at 362 members and you still can't keep me from 1004?

[i1263.photobucket.com image 525x405]

Do the math. that's... reality!

[i1263.photobucket.com image 594x359]

There's a certain point where numbers make a faction less powerful.  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t1mFM87Zysg


I was expecting a link to a FC Barcelona B game
 
2013-09-24 05:37:49 PM

verbaltoxin: Go check Backstage Fall-Out when you get a chance. Brie Bella cut 2-segment promo that set up her eventual match with AJ Lee at Battleground. They've pulled the trigger on the reality angle with Brie acknowledging that Bryan and she are a couple.


I feel sorry for Stock Bella... since Bryan is a vegan, he won't eat Brie.
 
2013-09-24 05:41:26 PM
looks like Kofi is being sponsored by funyons
 
2013-09-24 05:42:21 PM
barking=losing again
 
2013-09-24 05:48:44 PM
Daniel Bryan ending the show positively = good
Rest of show = not as good

WHAR VERBAL RECAP WHAR

/I have a job interview next Monday. Same company, but career-type position. Triple Oak is excited. Not watching wrestling for a little while yet but still reading the fWc and all its goodness
//SW again?? I laugh at the pony haters. She said it best: 40 of you, and one of her, and she keeps winning. Excellent effort with a Horseman at 1003.
///creeps back into the shadows
 
2013-09-24 06:12:51 PM
DOES MIZ HAVE A PULSE?!
 
2013-09-24 06:17:34 PM
oh boy i can't wait to find out who the wwe universe 'voted' for tonight to fight Borton!

mr monday night!

wwe champion, king?
 
2013-09-24 06:23:01 PM

Fish_Fight!: DOES MIZ HAVE A PULSE?!


ksr.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com
 
2013-09-24 06:24:19 PM
pooooooooooooooooooooooop poop
 
2013-09-24 06:30:38 PM

ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Looking over the recap, I see I didn't miss much for the rest of the show.

Also, SW now has as many title reigns as Cena!  XD

When I hit 8 I think someone called me ShiningGagne. I somehow still took it as a complement, lulz


Now I picture Trixie with all the belts now.
 
2013-09-24 06:32:14 PM
I feel real sorry for Primo and Epico to be saddled with that gimmick
 
2013-09-24 06:39:03 PM

Dougie AXP: pooooooooooooooooooooooop poop

img.bleacherreport.net
 
2013-09-24 06:40:13 PM
will there be a 2013 edition rise above cancer shirt?!  I hope so!

Santino!
 
2013-09-24 06:41:55 PM
ARMBAR!
 
2013-09-24 06:47:25 PM
huge airtime for faaaaaaaahndaaaaaaaannnngooooooooooo
 
2013-09-24 06:52:28 PM
So Stephanie is a heel against AJ who is feuding against the Total Divas who are feuding with Nattie.

Oh god, this is so stupid as fark.
 
2013-09-24 06:56:40 PM
lol Heyman on a hoverround!
 
2013-09-24 07:11:03 PM

Fish_Fight!: will there be a 2013 edition rise above cancer shirt?!  I hope so!

Santino!


HOLD CANCER IN ABEYANCE-ah
 
2013-09-24 07:13:06 PM
perfect timing for a diva's match, my son needs his diaper changed
 
2013-09-24 07:21:35 PM

Fish_Fight!: looks like Kofi is being sponsored by funyons


Oh lord...did he get Air Boomed with a Wellness Violation?
 
2013-09-24 07:23:17 PM
I thought the word would have been AWOL, DBD
 
2013-09-24 07:40:20 PM
images.wikia.com

I grow weary of these wars between the ponies and the pony haters...  I'm tired of my Best Buds fighting all the time, especially when it blinds them to what they already know deep down, but still can't see.

I've seen it all, man.  I've seen the end of the world and the twisted rebirth, I've seen the horrors of the spirit world and I see spooky things only a TRUE wizard can see.  And I can see what you can't see.  i see the whiskers growing from your faces, I see the icy darkness growing in your souls and it brings a smile to my face because I know I won.... I can see the facts.

And that's the fact I been in your minds...  I been getting inside and changing you, changing your DNA changing your being so all y'all are just like me.

You once gasped in horror at my jokes, now you laugh with me and join in.  You blinked and your morals went away, laughing at Elmer Fudd slash fic and making Chris Benoit jokes.  Morals are frail things propped up by a society scared of people like me people who understand the iciness within all men and women.

I was shunned for my icy heart, but I reached in and I grabbed your hearts and ever so slowly I spread the ice and now you're all just like me, man... you're just like Y2P.   And we gonna be Best Buds forever, cause your families don't want you no more because you're just like me.  Your friends don't want you no more because you're just like me.  As the ice takes hold and you realize the monster you've become you realize you're just like me, you realize Y2P's all you got.  And I'm your Best Bud.

So y'all go ahead and fight over your Gredunzas but realize that when you win, I win and when I win, you all win because we're all one in the same anymore.  We're all twisted and gnarled in our hearts and that's the great equalizer, man... that y'all got me.  Y'all may not realize it just yet, y'all may not wanna believe it, but I been around for thousand years...  I know...

Adventure Tiiiiiiiime.... is on my side.....

Follow the penguins....

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KWAK
 
2013-09-24 07:49:42 PM
So the running joke is that Kofi and Dolph have faced each other 1000 times. The actual total per this link is 74 times where Ziggler and Kingston have been involved the same match.

- In 15 of the matches, neither Ziggler nor Kingston factored into the decision (Royal Rumble, Elimination Chamber, etc)
- Kingston and Ziggler have teamed together twice ever. Once was on August 13, 2013 for a Superstars taping...and the other was last night
- Of the remaining matches, Ziggler owns 26 career wins, Kingston has 30 wins, and there was one no contest
- In singles matches, Ziggler actually owns a 15-13-1 edge over Kofi, while Kofi is 17-11 against Dolph in tag matches
- Kofi has not beaten Ziggler head-to-head in ANY type of a match since May 28...2012, giving Ziggler 9 straight wins in the series.
 
2013-09-24 08:39:51 PM

Triple Oak: Daniel Bryan ending the show positively = good
Rest of show = not as good

WHAR VERBAL RECAP WHAR

/I have a job interview next Monday. Same company, but career-type position. Triple Oak is excited. Not watching wrestling for a little while yet but still reading the fWc and all its goodness
//SW again?? I laugh at the pony haters. She said it best: 40 of you, and one of her, and she keeps winning. Excellent effort with a Horseman at 1003.
///creeps back into the shadows


Here.

Raw Review, 23 Sept. 2013

Opener

I missed it, but you get the deal: set up the main event, other bullsh*t. Angelo Savoldi was mentioned though, which was pretty cool.

Del Rio vs. Kingston

Del Rio continues to be a scumf*ck and it works for him. Kingston set up an injury angle that sort of came into play later, mainly to show Kofi rising above ARMBAR!

Miz/Orton segment

Miz tried Owen voice for his promo. Yikes. It's not gonna get Orton heel heat if people WANT to see Miz beat-up in front of his own parents. It's a called a clue, WWE. Get one.

Wyatts vs. Prime Time Players

PTP's uneven push continues as they get fed to a CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!!! Brodie Lee - er, I mean Luke Harper - stuck out here, and to me that clothesline just might help make him a star. I love a good, tall Bruiser Brody/Stan Hansen type, as long as there's only one active on the roster at a time. Eric Rowan's not doing much for me other than he's tall, and has a beard. If Harper starts showing some of the same mic skills as Wyatt, he's gonna go somewhere.

Also I did notice Chicago popping for Wyatt and crew. I think that will just be the way of things until Bray does something other than catchphrases and Snake-lite promos.

Serious Miz is Owen voice serious

Two things: one, we're seeing Big Show heel turn #829 in progress. The other is Stephanie McMahon's heel heat is so strong, I think people might start turning their backs on her. She doesn't get the massive boos Vickie Guerrero gets, at least not yet, but she's the only character who's totally evil in this story. Triple H keeps trying to say he's really a nice guy, honest, he's just doing his job by f*cking you in the ass. Steph though gives NO f*cks and it's working for her.

Oh and Big Show decked Miz to the applause of the entire WWE Universe around the world. Not a good sign for a prominent babyface in this program.

Orton vs. RVD

RVD continues delivering good TV matches, playing the hits and not overtly popping someone in the chin too hard. In this match his offense style was refreshing, because so many WWE wrestlers rely on the same old repertoire of rest hold, punch, kick, suplex, punch, finisher. I mean if I was RVD, and I knew that The Shield might show up and the RKO is a factor, I would spin-kick the sh*t out of Orton too. F*ck grappling the guy.

And to his credit Orton has been a strong performer since Summerslam. I can't really call him "Boreton," when he's reverted to some of his old, Legend Killer antics, he's consistently putting in good free TV matches, and being an arrogant dick comes quite natural to him.

But there's one problem: okay so the villains are smart and powerful. The heroes are earnest and (somewhat) inspired. But the heroes are DUMB. They are sooooooo DUMB. If WWE is going to throw in meta crap and work the internet, then the faces need to be meta too and start taking advantage of wrestling logic.

Del Rio sneak attack

Hey, did you know WWE is stupid enough to schedule two ppv's in October, and call neither of them Halloween Havoc? Oh yeah, better get the Big Gold match booked already!

Orton and Stock Bella

This face turn feels SO unearned. Holy logic gap, WWE, this is so you it's not even funny. So we care about Brie now, even though you spent 3 weeks building towards Nattie vs. AJ? Nothing against Brie, but GFYS, WWE Creative.

Steph and AJ

And once again, Steph pulls rank on a diva for no reason but that she can. Except oops, it's on the HEEL champion. Yeah, no logic. NO f*cking logic. We're just doing sh*t because, because....a reality show that's on hiatus? Oh and why wouldn't AJ jump Steph and beat the hell out of her, exactly? I thought she was totes cray-cray or something, and had that spider monkey finishing hold.

Santino vs. Fandango

And your Wresting Challenge match of the night is....

CM Punk, and hating bowlies

F*ck you, I like this Ryback. I hated that Goldberg/Terminator sh*t he was doing. I find what he does funny. Yeah it's stupid. Yeah it's one dimensional. But Paul Heyman makes it f*cking WORK, and Ryback finally feels comfortable out there, instead of rigid and unsure. This also fits Curtis Axel, as his only real strength is being the "me too" guy who kicks people when they're down. I loved this whole segment. I was done with this feud but dammit, if it means Triple H is no where near it and Heyman will continue being this smarmy, I'm gonna keep watching. I seriously haven't enjoyed Heyman this much since he managed Rick Rude in WCW.

Divas Tag

Brie showed more spark in the ring, and a few more moves. It seems they want her to be lady Bryan, with more intensity. I'm expecting her to wear maroon tights and start doing the "YES!" chant in about a week. But this whole night did AJ no favors. She's an after-thought in her own program, three weeks removed from her pipe bomb. I mean they talked more about a TV show that's ON HIATUS AND HAS NO NEW EPISODES than AJ Lee the F*CKING CHAMP.

Shield promo

Alright, so this is the area where I love Dean Ambrose. Promos are his thing. Doing shaky cam promos are his thing too, going back to CZW. Rollins is getting there, a little more comfortable than he was, and Reigns has figured out the less he says, the more effective he is when he  does talk.

Also let's face it: this Raw sent one message home - The Shield are the real stars of the neo-corporation angle. Daniel Bryan may be the main protagonist, and Triple H the chief villain, but make no mistake The Shield are the engine. Booking them in a second handicap match pretty much assured that. They are the guys you need to take out, before they take you out. I'd actually love it if Triple H wasn't poking his nose into everything.

The Shield vs. Daniel Bryan and the JOB Squad

The ending was a "send 'em home happy" deal, but all it did was show The Shield are ten miles above everybody else. It buried the whole tag team division and most of the midcard roster. Some of these guys got 1-2 minutes in the ring, tops, before taking a spear and eating a pin fall. But hey, Zack Ryder got to main event Raw, right?

This whole thing's become a mess. 2 ppv's in October is a horrible idea. The whole angle hinges upon two things happening: Triple H being humiliated by Daniel Bryan, and the babyfaces outsmarting the heels. NEITHER of these things have happened. It's good we're not ending each night with a beatdown, though.

Oh and I'll just call it now: Royal Rumble arrives, and John Cena returns, eliminating the entire Shield in one fell swoop.

Because fark you, that's why.
 
2013-09-24 09:54:31 PM
One more:

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2013-09-25 12:50:31 AM

eddievercetti: ShiningWizard: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Looking over the recap, I see I didn't miss much for the rest of the show.

Also, SW now has as many title reigns as Cena!  XD

When I hit 8 I think someone called me ShiningGagne. I somehow still took it as a complement, lulz

Now I picture Trixie with all the belts now.


No need to imagine it...
i1263.photobucket.com
Double 1004's at the ready everypony! lulz
 
2013-09-25 01:15:29 AM
I am not getting on a team for Survivor Series, because I'm terrible at trivia and even though I'm dedicated to the threads come PPV time, I'm not often focused otherwise. I love the humor and the fWc shirt I have, but enjoying wrestling causes me to be more active. The corporate storyline is kinda boring but the Punk angle is pretty good.

/do people still do LMS? Because LMS then. :)
 
2013-09-25 02:50:15 AM

my lip balm addiction: natural316: my lip balm addiction: natural316: verbaltoxin: Who wants to replace my lip balm addiction in the NPO? Note: you can't already be on another team.

I will

Are you willing to pledge eternal hatred of ponies, provide chairshots to the pony lovers, and give us your credit card information?

/The NPO isn't for the light of heart

I am willing, I must become a member of the NPO

Then a member you shall be.
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Everyone, please welcome the newest member of the No Pony Order and my replacement in the Survivor Series team trivia match, natural316 aka The Apex Herbivore!

/nPo 4Lyfe


welcome to the order natural316
 
2013-09-25 03:22:58 AM

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: verbaltoxin: silgryphon: verbaltoxin: VvonderJesus: verbaltoxin: VvonderJesus: oh my god please don't remind me that the vikings are playing next week

12 more weeks to be exact. We're gonna be 0-4 by bye week. This is going to be a LONG season. I called that back in week 3 of preseason.

at least we have

sigh

Blair Walsh. We have Blair Walsh. We don't have special teams, per that Browns field goal fake-out last week, but we have Walsh. And he's a great kicker. I know because he's on my fantasy team.

Is it bad when last week he got more points for me than anyone

I'd hate to see your fantasy lineup if that was the case. I've lost both games so far but not for lack of points. I got one win stolen due to yardage recalculation.

EqualOpportunityEnslaver: verbaltoxin: VvonderJesus: oh my god please don't remind me that the vikings are playing next week

12 more weeks to be exact. We're gonna be 0-4 by bye week. This is going to be a LONG season. I called that back in week 3 of preseason.

I think all of us that are (reasonable) Vikings fans had that called during the preseason.

Dude, the denial runs DEEP. I frequent a few Vikings sites and some fans are STILL saying, "Just give Ponder one more chance! We still got the running game! Simpson wasn't totally a piece of sh*t, we can make this work!"

We need to boot the entire coach staff into the Great Lakes and replace almost our entire defense, QB, most of our WR's, and O-line. This isn't going to be a one season project. We're gonna be in the NFC North's basement for YEARS.

Yeah, I know. That's why I insisted on including "reasonable" in that particular post. There are SOO many holes on our team that its going to be a long and tedious journey back to even mediocrity. Sigh.


you two sound like Browns fans lol
 
2013-09-25 03:31:18 AM

nathanjr: [scontent-b-iad.xx.fbcdn.net image 480x713]


hahahaha  WTF?!
 
2013-09-25 03:41:03 AM

eagles95: Guy with I miss Lita sign....so does AJ


so does everybody!
 
2013-09-25 03:54:03 AM

summersa74: Wait...
A title match on a non-PPV?


yea, it means 'the title will stay where it is' sadly
 
2013-09-25 04:07:17 AM

That guy on the bike: ok time to get my 4 hours of sleep before work.  proud to be a new member of the NPO.  good night all


welcome to the fold
 
2013-09-25 04:23:56 AM
how about another ARMBAR to run the post count up to LMS?
 
2013-09-25 05:20:14 AM
Last Man in Abeyance
 
2013-09-25 05:38:22 AM
Too soon
 
2013-09-25 06:38:54 AM
Last Fella Standin'
 
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