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(ESPN)   Can Peyton Mannng lead Denver to victory like a knight in shining armor, or will Oakland ruin his cadence and make him look positively derpy? Grab a cider and dash to the TV for the Broncos vs. the Raiders on Monday Night Football, 8:30 on ESPN   (scores.espn.go.com) divider line 1025
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2013-09-23 09:06:07 AM
Well played, mods.
 
2013-09-23 09:45:54 AM
My Raiders are going to get whipped like a new kid at an inner city school.

/it's hard to be a Raiders fan
 
2013-09-23 11:14:56 AM
Subby & Mods:

lh6.googleusercontent.com


/well played indeed
//feels bad for Raiders fans today
 
2013-09-23 11:15:56 AM
pbs.twimg.com

New ridiculous Raiders mascot!

/not really
//just a character on a Nickelodeon NFL show
///not going to be on the sideline of any games.

Linky
 
2013-09-23 11:34:32 AM
It's cute that someone thinks the Raiders have a chance.

Also, I'm not seeing the joke in the headline, so I'm just going to assume there's a My Little Ponies reference since the Broncos are playing. Am I right or am I being slow today?
 
2013-09-23 11:39:56 AM

nmrsnr: It's cute that someone thinks the Raiders have a chance.

Also, I'm not seeing the joke in the headline, so I'm just going to assume there's a My Little Ponies reference since the Broncos are playing. Am I right or am I being slow today?


No, you're on the right track.  In fact, there's well more than one reference in the headline, too.  :D

/not subby
 
2013-09-23 11:44:18 AM
Too early to think about football...

/still recovering
 
2013-09-23 12:13:54 PM
i1182.photobucket.com

Whoever wrote this headline just became 20% cooler. :D
 
2013-09-23 12:18:50 PM

nmrsnr: It's cute that someone thinks the Raiders have a chance.

Also, I'm not seeing the joke in the headline, so I'm just going to assume there's a My Little Ponies reference since the Broncos are playing. Am I right or am I being slow today?


The Giants got shut out by Carolina. The Raiders beat Carolina. Therefore the Raiders will get trounced by Denver.
 
2013-09-23 12:38:02 PM

mediablitz: The Giants got shut out by Carolina.


This is going to make me smile all week.
 
2013-09-23 12:45:55 PM
You sports nerds are weird.
 
2013-09-23 01:02:16 PM
Go Peyton, Go!

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2013-09-23 01:06:05 PM

FirstNationalBastard: Go Peyton, Go!

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Nice!  Also appropriate:

i2.kym-cdn.com
 
2013-09-23 01:06:08 PM

nmrsnr: mediablitz: The Giants got shut out by Carolina.

This is going to make me smile all week.


I watched way more of that game than I should have, just because.

/best missed field goal of the weekend
 
2013-09-23 01:34:28 PM
Please Bronco's D, make me not regret starting you over Chicago's.

/idiot
 
2013-09-23 01:43:25 PM
i1182.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 02:32:20 PM
The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.
 
2013-09-23 03:16:05 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.


who are playing better football than the Rams
 
2013-09-23 03:16:41 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.

who are playing better football than the Rams


who are still playing better football than....?
 
2013-09-23 03:19:56 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Subby & Mods:

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/well played indeed
//feels bad for Raiders fans today


What are those ponies called?  Is it a tv show?  Cartoon?  Book? Or anime or what?  I never figured out what their name is or where they came from.
 
2013-09-23 03:46:59 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.

who are playing better football than the Rams

who are still playing better football than....?


The Giants
 
2013-09-23 03:56:37 PM

mediablitz: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.

who are playing better football than the Rams

who are still playing better football than....?

The Giants


Who are still a better football team than the Vikings.
 
2013-09-23 04:01:06 PM

SlothB77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Subby & Mods:

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/well played indeed
//feels bad for Raiders fans today

What are those ponies called?  Is it a tv show?  Cartoon?  Book? Or anime or what?  I never figured out what their name is or where they came from.


My little pony, Friendship Is Magic.     Or just google bronies.    You're welcome.   Probably.

/actually I hate you for making me talk about that in a football thread.  Jerks.
 
2013-09-23 04:14:58 PM

Howard Finkelstein: SlothB77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Subby & Mods:

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/well played indeed
//feels bad for Raiders fans today

What are those ponies called?  Is it a tv show?  Cartoon?  Book? Or anime or what?  I never figured out what their name is or where they came from.

My little pony, Friendship Is Magic.     Or just google bronies.    You're welcome.   Probably.

/actually I hate you for making me talk about that in a football thread.  Jerks.


You'll be receiving a self-addressed stamped envelope. Put your man card in it and return it before Saturday.
 
2013-09-23 05:33:46 PM

Saborlas: You sports nerds are weird.

 
2013-09-23 05:37:54 PM
I suspect 'Elite Manning' will start out a bit slow, just 3 touchdowns in the first half.  The other 7 will come after the band leaves the field and Peyton gets serious. Would be more Lulz if this was in Oakland, alas, no gang fights or murders tonight. Just a thorough slaughter on the pitch.
 
2013-09-23 05:39:25 PM
Peyton can pass TDs to anyone but Eric Decker.

/clinging on to a 15pt lead...
 
2013-09-23 05:40:39 PM

Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.


jasowned.com
 
2013-09-23 06:00:04 PM

SlothB77: Grand_Moff_Joseph: Subby & Mods:

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/well played indeed
//feels bad for Raiders fans today

What are those ponies called?  Is it a tv show?  Cartoon?  Book? Or anime or what?  I never figured out what their name is or where they came from.


It's the latest generation of the old cartoon franchise My Little Pony.

MLP Wiki
 
2013-09-23 06:48:18 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: Contrabulous Flabtraption: The Raiders are playing better football than the 49ers.

who are playing better football than the Rams


Who are arguably playing better football than the L.A. Dodgers as well as my local high-school team.
 
2013-09-23 06:50:31 PM

Primitive Screwhead: Peyton can't pass TDs to anyone but Eric Decker.

/needs 33pts to win...


FTFY
 
2013-09-23 07:06:00 PM

Linkster: Primitive Screwhead: Peyton can't pass TDs to anyone but Eric Decker.

/needs 33pts to win...

FTFY


Well played.
 
2013-09-23 07:12:51 PM
How about a game where members of the team from Dallas ride on the backs of the Broncos and go into Arrowhead Stadium and run the Chiefs down the trail of tears (heretowith known as I-40)?
 
2013-09-23 07:30:44 PM
I'm hardly ever in these threads, so can someone give me the Cliffnotes on the Delhomme Meter that I keep seeing all the time?

/thanks
 
2013-09-23 07:50:45 PM
i280.photobucket.com
 
2013-09-23 07:51:48 PM
I'm scared to think that the Raw thread might be the one with less ponies posted in it. I'm just scared in general.

/scared
 
2013-09-23 07:52:36 PM
farm8.staticflickr.com
 
2013-09-23 07:53:56 PM

Grand_Moff_Joseph: so can someone give me the Cliffnotes on the Delhomme Meter that I keep seeing all the time?


From Wiki:
the Panthers were eliminated from the playoffs when January 10, 2009, on his 34th birthday, Delhomme threw for a career worst five interceptions (and lost one fumble) against the Arizona Cardinals in the divisional round of the playoffs.

On one glorious Sunday, that feat will be repeated. We wait until the return of the Perfect Delhomme.
 
2013-09-23 07:55:49 PM
Please skip the following if you are easily annoyed by fantasy football chatter...

I have Manning and Janikowski. My opponent has Thomas and Welker (both Denver receivers). I'm currently down by 3 points. No idea what to expect here.
 
2013-09-23 07:56:17 PM
img.fark.net
 
2013-09-23 07:58:39 PM
Denver: 52
Oakland: White Flag
 
2013-09-23 07:58:43 PM
And here I am stuck in class. DAMNITALL

/Go Broncos
//Also, go Broncos
 
2013-09-23 07:59:55 PM
LIke I said before, I will take Tanneyhill right now over Romo. I thought because Tanneyhill just had better upside but it turns out he is better than Romo 3 years ago and today.

Still only gonna get better
 
2013-09-23 08:00:59 PM

Wasilla Hillbilly: No idea what to expect here.


27-0 Raiders win with 9 Sea Bass field goals.
 
2013-09-23 08:02:45 PM
Fark approved a MLP headline?

media.giphy.com
 
2013-09-23 08:04:07 PM

bulldg4life: Wasilla Hillbilly: No idea what to expect here.

27-0 Raiders win with 9 Sea Bass field goals.


I'll take it
 
2013-09-23 08:05:28 PM
My daughter, the little pegasister, was delighted by that headline. Kudos, subby. Kindly out thyself so that we may rain praise upon thee.

Also, who is ready for clownshoes and bees?
 
2013-09-23 08:06:16 PM
Hopefully they pull the starters in this pre-season hockey game so I can switch over to the football game soon.
 
2013-09-23 08:06:56 PM
Hey Peyton, tell your brother to wake the fark up.
 
2013-09-23 08:07:40 PM

Bunny Deville: Also, who is ready for clownshoes and bees?


25.media.tumblr.com

This is gonna suck right?
 
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