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(The State)   South Carolina continues its effort to be the most prudish state in America by arresting woman for "not wearing pants" on the beach   (thestate.com) divider line 20
    More: Unlikely, South Carolina, Myrtle Beach, beaches  
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13043 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Sep 2013 at 2:15 AM (43 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2013-09-23 02:34:37 AM
7 votes:

log_jammin: why is this even an article?


Yeah, it's more like a pronoun.
2013-09-23 01:40:43 AM
7 votes:
She was just hoping that her crabs would all scurry back into the water.
2013-09-23 12:42:06 AM
3 votes:
Sandra J. Walter, 48, of Myrtle Beach was cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

But then they don't specify which parts. I am disappoint.
2013-09-23 12:44:40 PM
2 votes:
Nothing to do with the article, just thought it was funny. www.girlscantwhat.com
2013-09-23 07:22:47 AM
2 votes:

Jorn the Younger: [memecrunch.com image 775x565]


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Solomon Grundy bought Pants on Monday
Wore on Tuesday
Ripped on Wednesday
Sewed on Thursday
Wore on Friday
Washed on Saturday
Split on Sunday
Those were the pants of Solomon Grundy
2013-09-23 04:53:49 AM
2 votes:

Gordon Bennett: Gyrfalcon: No, what's really prudish is this:cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

It's an arrest report/news article. How do you want them to put it? That she was caught airing out her fanny on a beach?


No, damnit. I want it to read that she was giving her hoo-hah some time to shine. In those words exactly.
2013-09-23 03:09:12 AM
2 votes:
memecrunch.com
2013-09-23 02:24:24 AM
2 votes:
something something sandy vagina something.
2013-09-23 02:21:47 AM
2 votes:
But she could be lying beside an AR-15 or a MP-5 and that's ok. LOL.
2013-09-23 06:17:40 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: adamatari: Which state was it, Maine maybe, that actually allowed public nudity?

To be honest, I don't care. A little more public nudity would be good for our culture.

Getting people to stop freaking out about it on TV would be a good start.


Tonight at 7, a woman exposed her private areas in public. OH NOEZ! Crime and depravity!
Next up, Miley Cyrus performs an endearing dance for family amusement.
Also, these ads for bikini wax kits, complete with under-there nose-hair (I mean No Hair!) shots.
2013-09-23 06:04:48 AM
1 votes:

Pointy Tail of Satan: But she could be lying beside an AR-15 or a MP-5 and that's ok. LOL.


Hell no, it isn't! If you're going to the beach, you take a Kalashnikov. Do you know what beach sand will do to an AR-15?
2013-09-23 06:02:38 AM
1 votes:
Same woman?

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2013-09-23 05:58:27 AM
1 votes:

fusillade762: Sandra J. Walter, 48, of Myrtle Beach was cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

But then they don't specify which parts. I am disappoint.


Mulva.
2013-09-23 05:16:44 AM
1 votes:
good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.
2013-09-23 04:46:42 AM
1 votes:

Jorn the Younger: [memecrunch.com image 775x565]


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2013-09-23 04:24:17 AM
1 votes:
No, what's really prudish is this:

cited with unlawful public exposure of specified anatomical parts

Read more here: http://www.thestate.com/2013/09/22/2995188/myrtle-beach-woman-cited-f o r-not.html#storylink=cpy
Aww, did her have her ladybits exposed? What's the equivalent for a male, that his wee-wee was a-dangle?

Jeezus, at least be adult about it. "Specified anatomical parts." Mother of everloving god.
2013-09-23 04:14:23 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.

That's not what it's called.


Holy crap, I can't believe I wrote that. I meant, of course, opportunity to cite her for a more serious charge.
2013-09-23 03:20:08 AM
1 votes:

LordOfThePings: log_jammin: why is this even an article?

Yeah, it's more like a pronoun.


This made me laugh more than any other comment on Fark today. Thank you.
2013-09-23 02:53:21 AM
1 votes:

cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.


That's not what it's called.
2013-09-23 02:19:00 AM
1 votes:
48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.
 
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