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(The State)   South Carolina continues its effort to be the most prudish state in America by arresting woman for "not wearing pants" on the beach   (thestate.com) divider line 72
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2013-09-23 08:38:23 AM

Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.


You... you haven't actually been to Myrtle Beach, have you?
 
2013-09-23 09:07:50 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?

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What's the background on that pic?  Never found an origin story for it
 
2013-09-23 09:14:48 AM

FrancoFile: Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?

[s21.postimg.org image 459x387]

What's the background on that pic?  Never found an origin story for it


Doesn't seem like there's much of a story.  Guy goes to the airport, sees that, says WTF, and takes a picture.  There's probably a reason she's not wearing pants, yeah, but I'm guessing that even the photographer never found out what it was.
 
2013-09-23 09:19:39 AM
South Carolina ranks seventh in obesity.

I'm fine with this arrest.
 
2013-09-23 09:21:36 AM
Seriously, she's lucky she was found by the cops, rather than someone less gentlemanly.

Assuming (and this is a veeery charitable assumption) that the cop didn't rape her either.

/had to call 911 on a stoned young man last weekend
//he wouldn't have been put into the cop car, had he been willing to go into the ambulance
 
2013-09-23 09:34:05 AM
This chick may have been a bit pudgy, and if so, her fat thighs would have covered her ladybits when you looked up her shirt so it is probably much ado about nothing except for some money for the locality from the fine and the court costs.
 
2013-09-23 09:37:15 AM
Suspect is pantsless. Repeat, pantsless.

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2013-09-23 09:51:36 AM

Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.


How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.
 
2013-09-23 10:13:29 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.


You're so cute.
 
2013-09-23 10:43:29 AM

FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.


Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?

Tu déconnes, mec. Les nanas te veulent pour ton argent, pas ton corps brisé pauvre imbécile!
 
2013-09-23 10:45:55 AM

cyberspacedout: I'm guessing the beach doesn't get many visitors at 2:47 am. My guess is the cops found her laying there drunk, and then just saw an opportunity when they found she wasn't wearing pants.


I'm guessing that a lot of your guesses are dildos
 
2013-09-23 10:47:05 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: Same woman?


Was looking for this
 
2013-09-23 11:01:42 AM

eViLpOpTaRt: Boppidy_Boopa: good old South Carolina....hope of banjo pickin' and moonshine makin'.sounds like Barney Fife was on the job this day.

The Andy Griffith Show was set in North Carolina.

As for the woman, being fat, stupid, and with sand in your vagina is no way to go through life, Hon.


The mountains, even. Hell, the actual city is like 50-ft from the Virginia border.
 
2013-09-23 11:03:54 AM

Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.

Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?


how the hell did we get to erections?
 
2013-09-23 11:07:57 AM
She sounds fat..and possibly drunk.
 
2013-09-23 11:48:22 AM
When I first saw the headline I thought must be Hilton Head, those people are like a HOA on crack and out of control.  But after RTA, I agree with other posters, shw wa sdrunk, going to do a quickie ion the beahc abnd pased out.  Cops thought okay we will go with indecent exposure on this one.
 
2013-09-23 12:31:33 PM

Quantum Apostrophe: It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.


*blink*
 
2013-09-23 12:44:40 PM
Nothing to do with the article, just thought it was funny. www.girlscantwhat.com
 
2013-09-23 12:51:18 PM

Lady J: Quantum Apostrophe: FrancoFile: Quantum Apostrophe: Rann Xerox: Quantum Apostrophe: 48 and on her back a 2:47 in the morning on a beach? Yeah, I don't want to see that either. Ticket away.

What if it was a 48-year-old Salma Hayek?  Yeah.  I thought so.

How many of those are in the general population? It's like a 48 year old man that can still maintain an erection. Yeah. I thought so.

You're so cute.

Oh, let me guess. You think you're in better shape than in your 20s and your erections are just as hard?

how the hell did we get to erections?


QA is the poster child for Freud.  Especially the Oedipus complex.
 
2013-09-23 01:10:29 PM
This is still fine though. bleeerrrggggggg
i.imgur.com

Moobies!!!!
i.imgur.com
 
2013-09-23 01:38:20 PM

sheep snorter: This is still fine though. bleeerrrggggggg
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Moobies!!!!
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There is no alternate universe bizarre enough where either of those will ever be "fine." And I'll bill you for the eyewash.
 
2013-09-23 05:01:18 PM
ciberido:

No, no, those are the wrong ones!
 
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